Steven Universe Scenario

You wake up and you're in Steven's body! What do you do first?

rape pearl

rape pearl

rape pearl

rape pearl

rape pearl

I grow to the height of a normal 14-year-old. I'm sure I must be mentally at least half my age!

"S-Steven, what would rose say?"
"I AM Rose."

Enter the temple and shatter the crystal heart.

cuddle pearl

Call Connie. Find out what's in Stevonnie's pants.

Get fuse raped by lapis.

Eat a cookie cat

This.

thats honestly fucked up

cry

Not sure what to tell you, user. I'm more comfortable as my own gender.

Maybe try to lose some weight?

Fly around, eat some big donut donuts, see what that shitposter Ronaldo's up to.
Is Steven in my body in the real world?
I don't want Steven to have to know this 3d hell.

give Pearl a foot massage

Steven would make the real world a better place.

I'm kinda worried about Beach City, though.

give Peridot a hug

also, is Steven stuck with my subconscious?
Steven's subconscious is Rose/Rose's gem, and that's part of his body, which I get.

Try the fry bits and the pizza to see which is better

rape pearl

go back to sleep and try to "the new lars" on like sadie or connie or one of the gems

Go to the Big Donut for some donuts.

Exercise, eat well and stop being a useless blobby sack of shit who can't carry his own weight.

Hang myself

i would go to the top of that hill with the lighthouse, make 4 small shields from my wrists and ankles, then roll down the hill like a soapbox racer.

and hopefully run over Lars

>take in the situation
>call on the rest of them
>calmly and rationally explain the situation to the Gems
>cooperate accordingly to get back to my own home world, as I have no interest spending it or any fantasy world away from the person I love

that's gay

Kill myself.

It's a gay show.

Hold lapis's hand

Seppuku

Defeat enemy gems and instead of bubbling them have them submit to my will, all that these uptight bitchy gems need is a good dose of vitamin D.

Explain myself to pearl, garnet and grape, we need to find a way to fix this for it is cruel to poor Steven.
but in the mean time become besties with Connie and try to be Steven in his place

aw man I wanted to post this

chill with amethyst

((quick question: is everything still flat, cartoonish and 2-dimensional? or will i see everything as it would be in reality?))

Make sweet, sweet love to my darling Connie.

Feed Pearl some of my sharts.

Kill myself.

This

Become God.

...

Fuck Connie's mom

snuggle peridot and touch her inappropriately

Sleep

Throw shields at stuff

learn to crush my enemies with my bubble

send a message to the diamonds peace or death

Fuck Connie
Use the Breaking Point to win the war

Ask all the questions that Steven won't, while explaining myself to the Gems. Say I'm some creature watching from another dimension.

Have se- I mean FUSE with Garnet and become a fusion slut. And fuck Connie's mother

First of all, I would get fit as fuck to hurt Tumblr's feelings.

Become this

...

...

get out of my head

Give him pink hair and he looks like fucking Tomba.

man look at this massive samefag

Morph into Garnet and fuck pearl

fuse with Pearl

Jesus Christ, I'm glad I'm not the only one that wondered about this

I start red pilling all the gems about the jews.

fuck Amethyst and/or Lapis

Inadequately amazonian. She doesn't look like she could lead a rebellion against an intergalactic empire.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUBS THREAD

Poof and bubble Amethyst,Garnet,Pearl.

Unbubble all the corrupted gem and set them loose on Beach city

Move to Empire city

I would take Peridot out on a bright sunny thursday, we would have a rather pleasant time on the beach, go grab a bite to eat, and generally get to know each other

I comment about how cute she is, she thinks that i'm just being polite but it would be more than that

We would watch the sun set upon the horizon. Compounded with the echo of the tides flowing gently, the sensation of the warm summer sand between my toes, and the aroma of the ocean air wafting under our noses

i reluctantly grab her attention by poking her shoulder.

After a few awkward moments pass i am finally able to force the words out

I inform her of how i felt and how i became so attached to the idea of us but didn't think that it would ever be

Of how i had these feelings for what feels like an eternity

She doesn't know how to respond but the look in her eyes gives good indication

I would then go in for a kiss on the cheek and jerk back as she looks away

My heart skips a beat as i realize what i had just done

I quickly apologize and childishly attempt to run from the consequences of my own actions. She then takes my arm in a vice grip and stares into my eyes as the world stands still...

The flowing tides stop mid-drift and everything simply ceases

With one fluid motion she tugs me in for a single kiss

I become dizzy, the day that i thought would never happen arrives "i must be dreaming" thinking to myself "but this feeling is simply too real" she moves her lips away from mine and stares down blushing, giving me a nervous smile. her grip turns soft, she then takes my hand into hers as we walk home

Then with a single motion

I rip off her clothes, Push her face into the sand

I forcefully penetrate her anus without remorse. This goes on for 7 minutes until i reach my limit and climax inside of her, her mind had been broken not too long ago

i part to admire my act of love

"your stunning" i say to her lovingly

The screen goes to black with emphasis on her gaping anus, the credits roll.

>emphasis on her gaping anus

...

>anal sex
ewwwww

Cheer up. It's okay since I'm a jew.

>jew
>>>/oven/

but gems dont eat, which means there is no poopoo in her poopyhole

Steven wakes up with no memory of his possession, but finds Peridot unusually clingy.

Her rather sensual behavior around him is confusing and out of character.

He is even further confused by her skittishness.

A look into various books about behaviour sudden changes point him to sexual trauma.

Steven asks her, "Who hurt you, Peridot?"

He was not prepared for the answer...

If anything, I'd probably want to get back to my own body ASAP. I don't think Steven would last more than a week in my shoes.

Also, I might have fun telling the gems about our parallel universe.

Impregnate Lapis

Holy Quads

who said she didn't enjoy it?

Ya got me, congradulations

HOLY SHIT

unbox bismuth and up war production by 90%

There's a space between the post number and the (you), faggot

I wish I could inspect element.

Foot lick rape.

Float into the sun singing "Goodbye Moonmen".

Ahh, I always seem to mess up on something when i'm screwing around. I'll have to remember that for next time. thanks user.

Kill Connie then beg Garnet to get naked

Go to sleep and hope that I become Batman.

RAPE EVERYONE IN THEIR DREAMS!

Go home and use his healing spit to fix every broken thing in the house. Probably on either the multiple holes in the wall or my old DS lite.

You'll see everything in a perfect blend of 2D in 3D like that dream I once had with Steven in school and Pearl coming to check on him.

This
I'd eat a lot of delicious cartoon food

Be interesting.

Cartoon food just seems more appetizing than the regular kind.

Fry bits are fucking disgusting

There's a reason that shit gets chucked

Watch Loud House

I will definetly masturbate to this later

rape lapis' feet