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countdown to valentine's day

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i should get a gf

Brown girls shouldn't be...

jogrogwi see malaygrug cave painting
cave painting same jogrowi tribe
jogrogwi mad
jogrogwi burn bush
send haze to malaygrug cave

Just got some bad news here, CCLEX seems cancelled according to multiple newspaper sources.

>Your cunt
>How many died on the road
For me, 6740 last year.
nst.com.my/news/nation/2018/02/334323/car-nage-6740-people-killed-malaysian-roads-2017-liow

thats irrelevant news. slex nlex connector road is more important than that shit bridge
once that connector is done, skipping that shithole city manila should be a god send among filipinos

True, seems like a waste of money to build a huge bridge to some tiny island.

10K

Selamat pagi my bumiputera friends

Bumiputera
Lives
Matter

link? I know the Davao shit hole megaport was the one cancelled lol
a tiny shithole island for that matter

How come the ivatans actually built their houses out of stone rather than wood like the rest of the philippines?

Selamat malamu~

Sauce? Sayang naman kung totoo.

Typhoons

Weather there is gruesome
I think they started doing this in the 18th century

Pagi.

its always windy over there

love you

big booty women

ikaw rin

what a dumbass question

Oh shit!
nst.com.my/world/2018/02/334334/duterte-says-tourist-island-boracay-smells-st-threatens-shut-it-down

...

>mfw marcos turns out to be innocent
>mfw liberal was really the one who was corrupt
>mfw yellowtard is still incompetent
>mfw duterte did more than the incompetent ninoy
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SO WRONG /asean/ swagfags.

who?

STAPH EATING SEMEN.

MAKE ME

PRIBUMI/BUMIPUTERA = SUBHUMAN.

DASAR TIKO DEKIL PEMALAS MISKIN GEMBEL
HWANA ANJING TUKANG BANGUNAN BAU KULIT HITAM LEGAM BABI HITAM!
FANKUI LEBIH RENDAH DARIPADA BABI, BABI MASIH BERGUNA FANKUI TIDAK BERGUNA SAMA SEKALI.

KALIAN SELAMANYA BAKAL JADI BABUNYA KAMI ORANG CHINESE.

weak, try again later

ok fankui

This

is this the nusantara equivalent of flip tagalog bisaya diatribe?

it's fan kui you stupid banana, a disgrace to your goddamn ancestors

shut the hell up you black son of a bitch. oogaa booga where da cyhnese wymminz at?

This sudden rush of damage control for dutdut and marcos shit
Lel

Is it because some of the commie groups are now rallying for china

Found some jucy receipts or bisayabutthurtball

I mean now rallying against china

and this is how we differentiate between actual chinese indonesian and people memeing as a chinese indonesian
kene latih mentaliti diorang dulu la bang sblom nak try false flag :^)

>we
sure thing juven ong.

chinese genocide best day of my life

nobody is chinese here nigger

How is your day, m8s?

wanna go chink hunting with me, m8?

I want to go to the convenience store to buy a drink but I'm too scared to go out.

So...I'm chatting IRL with a group of Acehnese people and they look exactly like Malays. They don't look stereotypical "Indon" and they don't sound "Indon". If I didn't chat them up, I would've thought they are Malaysian Malays. Even the girls dress like Malay girls.

only javanese are "Indon"

I fucking hate it, I have to speak 3-4 languages just so I can get shit done around here.
>Me: How much is this?
>Faggot: Ha?
>Me: [different language]Magkano to kako
>Faggot: Ha?
>Me: [different language]Apay manang jak am mo? Manu ditoy?
>Faggot: Ha?
>Me: [different language]sows, iner so baley?
Goddammit I hate it so much. If you don't know their language they give you shit deals too.

the absolute state of prime soyboys

>apay manang jak am mo?
>manu ditoy?
no wonder she didn't understand you stupid fucking namefagging piece of shit

These people are closely related; Cham, Kelantanese/Pattani and Acehnese. If you listen closely Cham language sounds like Acehnese.

Also try to Sumatera for once. Almost all can pass as locals here except maybe the stereotypical Batak (not all).

Me too, i am scared of malaysians since they blend in so good at filipinos. Youll never know when some malays want to blow themselves up

boy,stop being soy

Oh, that was a typo. I actually said "maawatam?" not jak am mo
sorry
i am semi drunk
dont judge me you faggot

t. gamay oten

Malays don't blow themselves up, they only provide the schematics and guidance for the locals on how to build the bomb.

Bisayaball is pro-China now?

hire a maid to do it for you

Even the ballpages get bought for pro Dut Red propaganda
Tsk.tsk

Visayan language is the worst. Waray I mean. My mother is Waray and I still cant speak the shit

you forgot to say putangina,that's why
it is universal

But soy is part of our daily life.

So what happened to that pro K-Pop turned pro-Dutdut page? Still pro-Dutdut?

Jokes on you we don't blow ourself up
we brainwash others to blowup themselves for us

Why doesn't any country have someone participating in the Olympics?

Thay change the name back to the korean guy
The got caught shilling big time

but it mostly still post pro duterte fake news and the main pic is still duts

If Dutdut and BBM are still popular and have millions of genuine supporterd, why can't they just organically grow pages instead of making fake pages and fake accounts? Pretty sure given Dutdut's popularity, surely he has enough genuine fans for demand to be tapped?

>The got caught shilling big time
Explain?

nst.com.my/node/334061/amp
No exact election date yet and opposition literally collapsed, serves them right picking 92year old dictator for PM candidate.

>Tun dies in this timeline
yes

I'm just waiting for the post election butthurt and the obligatory bersih
planting my corn right now for the fest

I'd like to see him pay for his crimes at least before he bites the dust. The Memali folks are still waiting for an apology for the murder of their parents back then.

I don't know what to make of this

If Mahathir dies before election then
>Bersatu will collapse, but
>Disgruntled oppo supporters who hate Mahathir may support PR back

Will we get a public holiday when he dies?

>the obligatory bersih
The last time was like a few thousand chinese,who would even bother with that now?
Even Ambiga seems pretty much screwed since she never answered any question after Claire Brown cited her as source.

Nope, only Jakartafags are "indon."

I am Indon

>bersih started by bumiputera to protest the government from unfairness
>destroyed by ch*nks and libtards and now it was just full of whining
Really makes you think.

No! I am!

Cute girls are love !

Hey what do Bruneians do for fun during the weekends?

You are mistaken sir, I am Indon

How do I become Chinese?

by cutting down your benis

eat dim sum, squint your eyes and never go under the sun

just be yourself
malaysia is truly asia,hence you are all of the asians

This

I like you the way you are,your malay(1/2 chinese 1/2 indian) self

#5 is the qtest

1, 3 and 4 is vely suspicios my #remove boner awaken
wanna include 5 in genocide but lips and nose save her

who is the ilani of your country? nose chan?

Hmmm

Lagu CHOON ya

youtube.com/watch?v=4VFtZOTeAYc

truly the 50% meme

Being spics is OUR gimmick. DONUT STEAL

youtube.com/watch?v=xzTG_1Xun54

Lois Santos

Go watch Tenggelamnya Kapal Van Der Wijck if you still haven't. The storyline is good (based on Hamka novel) plus Pevita is in it. She played the role of a traditional Minang girl during Dutch colonial period.

youtube.com/watch?v=k_nK2PQ1Q8Q

Can't wait until she is exiled for being a whore when the caliphate is established in France.

I'll add it to the list. Makasih.

patrician choice
what do her (him) butt smells like?

I mean *his

idk but it's probably better than girl(girl) butt