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>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.

There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)

Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, Whittaker 13th Doctor) and one of these authentic titles:
saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
glyphobet.net/drwho

We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.

WE need more entries for classic as well as NuWho Doctors. Entries for Thirteen are accepted as well. Aug 10th is deadline

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Doctor Whore

So where's the best place to upload these? Fanfiction net?

>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then I don't care, nerd.

>tfw leela will never smooch you

Preferably on google docs or pastebin. Just post a link whenever Immigrant shows up.

>Piss Jodie

I'm watching my way through nuWho. I thought I could do it /who/, but I can't. Love and Monsters is complete fucking garbage

delet this

Upload them to pastebin or google Docs, then link that to this thread.

Finish it you cunt

>ywn have a pavement blowjob slave

>tfw no jenna gf

Here's a list of Doctors that still need stories:

First Doctor
Second Doctor
Third Doctor
Fourth Doctor
Tenth Doctor
Kris Marshall Doctor with Anri Okata companion
Morbius Doctor fics

More Thirteenth Doctor stories would be nice as well

You made me laugh, OP.

13th post for Semen Heather

youtube.com/watch?v=MhwcQ-oFuB4

Can someone answer me this? I know a few people who first got into Doctor Who during the Tennant and Smith eras, and when they went back and watched a few episodes of each of the classic Doctors, they really loved Sylvester McCoy moreso than the others. I like McCoy well enough myself but Pertwee's my Doc. What is it about McCoy that attracts nuwho people to him?

Should have had the Master step out of the crack and rape her to death

> What is it about McCoy that attracts nuwho people to him?
Cool hat

those people have autism

christ, you're a happy one

I know people who watched McCoys era after they found out he was a wizard in the Hobbit.

The writing in his era is the most like NuWho.

I thought I'd save you the time

Probably because:

A) McCoy's era was the start of the Who that focused in part on the companion's home life

B) McCoy's Doctor is the start of the manipulative Doctor persona that runs through both Eleven and, to a smaller extent, Twelve

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=TVO7wLZozoY

I've tested this before: the McCoy era is the easiest to get into for a nuWho fan.

>>to weaken the nation
>I know you mean well, but seriously, what is your evidence about that?
What would you do if you were made dictator? Make your people as stupid, vacuous, self hating, vapid, and all together retarded as possible so they never got ideas above their station.

What do we see in the west promoted? Consumerism, interacialism, "national apology days", celebrations of everything except our own people. You can say "well what about the fourth of July", and that's only still around because it couldn't be sweeped under the rug, plus it's become a day to "celebrate all Americans", so it still provides no unity.

Capitalists, the 1%, bourgeoisie, the establishment, Jews, call it what you like, they're all correct. A clique of ultra rich Jews controls the media (look up any CEO/other powerul positions of a network), has the politicians in their backpocket, (Israel lobby) controls the banks (goldman sachs), and they all hate you. You are cattle to them, and the sooner you make a self loathing mixed race child who only cares about the new iphone the better in their eyes.

Don't get me wrong, I don't hate any race, far from it, I just think we should all be proud of our own nations and peoples and help build them up. And yes, I do want to ship blacks back to Liberia, but I also want to heavily fund the infrastructure in Liberia so it can become equal to the first world. Every people can have their own nations and we as a species can work together with our seperate subgroups in their own nations, making their own laws, with no ethnic tension or race riots.

This is one of my favorite Doctor Who themes.
youtube.com/watch?v=5M_6f6tRR7s

Wat do, /who/? I have the choice between watching Troughton's "Tomb of the Cybermen" or Pertwee's "Doctor Who and the Silurians" tonight.

I noticed that if you put all the Doctors's final episode titles together you get a rather splendid title:

The Tenth War Spiders Logopolis Caves Ultimate Survival Parting End of The Doctor Upon a Time.

Based 8 will save the show

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Who would you cast as 11s Master?
What about 9s?

I don't see Simm or Gomez with the either of them. Just curious as to what you guys think.

>A day to celebrate all Americans is not unity
k

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Both great stories. Have you seen either before?

Tomb

I would pit 9 up against that random bald dude's likeness of the Master that they use for Big Finish's cd cases.

cant we just have a miniseries featuring the 8th doctor? why do we get half asses spinoffs like class instead of 8th doctor adventures?

>Implying 13 won't become 8.

The question isn't if he should get a spin off, the question is if it would work.
I would have liked to have seen him in the Time War instead of regenerating before he entered it.
Based 8 rigging traps for the Daleks and blowing the motherfuckers to Hell.
Sneaking into a Dalek outpost Venom Snake style and picking them off one my one-
Could have seen him been tortured, die, regenerate, then go even darker with Hurts.
Going so far as to blow up hospital ships for the Daleks or other races who happen to join the battles...

Look m8, just go somewhere else. No one cares

Still better than Twice Upon a Time or The Bells of St. John.

It's not though. It's become just another way to push a mixed America being the norm, when no nation should be mixed. It's like having an animal day and putting cats and dogs together, just saying "You're all animals" doesn't unify jack shit.

Dude, I know several black people. None of them are interested in Africa. They grew up in America. They are American. They don't care about Liberian infrastructure--they grew up in America, and would defend it.

One of the values of America is a mixing of cultures. To separate the various subgroups into the nations of their ancestors, which they have no common ground with, is very un-American.

What people? An Irish white person has differenct culture from a German white person.

They want to bring in the kids. They're not doing a good job but they're trying.

He asked why I felt this way so I'm explaining.

I saw Doctor Who and the Silurians about 4 years ago and remember only a little of it. Tomb on the other hand I haven't seen though I read that it's prints were found in Hong Kong some 20+ years after it's original airdate.

...

11's should have been the Dream Lord turned Master. 9 should have been Derek Jacobi.

Dude, a black man, a lesbian white woman, and a home-grown blue collar worker might all cheer on a sports game. That's about as American as it gets.

And why is racial purity so important? What is the objective reason?

>11's Master
Toby Jones' performance as the Dream Lord made him the only candidate in my eyes.
>9's Master
Jacobi.

youtube.com/watch?v=Li_WIjv53pI
Tenant feels.

Some hacker-type teenager for Nine, or someone of equal age to Eccleston. Either way, he'd be technologically proficient, using computers to his advantage, which fits the early '00s aesthetic.

For Eleven, someone who's older. If Simm's Master was like the Joker, his next incarnation would be something like Ra's al Ghul. Maybe he'd have a following too.

Same whore again and again.

>And why is racial purity so important? What is the objective reason?
Because they don't understand that race is an arbitrary category invented before proper understanding of human genetics was established

>He doesn't know about the IQ gaps.

>no nation should be mixed
should've thought of that before doing that manifest destiny thing

Jonathan Pryce or Charles Dance for 9.

Am I the only one upset that Colin Baker didn't get to film his own regeneration?

I always wanted cumberbatch to be the master for 11 for some reason. And it always seemed like it could be possible due to Sherlock at the time, sad it never happened

I'm sad about his whole run to be honest. It could have been so much more.

He could easilly have a spin off in another universe with the time war, see the end, only to return to his own timeline to realize because they won the war in the other universe he's brought doom to his own. He sadly gets on Cassies gunship refusing to fight in a pointless war again,

Even Colin Baker is upset that he didn't get to film he's own regen.

It's a shame too because he very much knows that it's practically impossible now.

>*6 starts regenerating*
>Mel: "What's happening?"
>6: "Change my dear, and not a moment too soon."
Like pottery

>50 years and there has never been a single good episode of Doctor Who
incredible

>He doesn't know about the socioeconomic factors that lead to minorities (including black people in many western countries) being less educated

As far as I have studied, there have been no studies proving an intelligence difference between different races, and any differences can be attributed to environment, as well as societal biases from racism.

what does that mean lads? i haven't reached the baker episodes yet

But there was.
It was called Fear Her and it is the highest form of Kino.

youtube.com/watch?v=4YXvBPRgeyg

>People actually believe this

Colin wasn't present for his regen. It was McCoy in a curly wig.

>No good episodes.
Try 4 in a row.

Does this happen in The Brink of Death at all? Cause that would be dope.

*sniff* dog bles ameriga
This isn't a country of equals, or even of similar people, blacks vehemently hate whites and whites stick together in gated communities to avoid the non whites, it's disharmonious.

Racial harmony is important because deep down everyone has inherent racial biases, everyone prefers their own people, you can take one of those "subconscious bias tests" to see how inherently tribalist you are, but it exists in everyone to a degree.
My point is, why, if this is a part of human evolution do we attempt to override it? Why not just have our own seperate nations with our own seperate people groups? If you have a bag of oranges and a box of apples you don't randomly start mixing them for no reason because it's "tolerant", do you?

But human genetics, DNA testing, can prove we're not the same. How does that mean we're the same?

Actually they did a peer reviewed experiment where they put black and mixed race kids with white middle class parents and they still came out less intelligent on average than whites.

Watch Tomb then. It gets a bit repetative in the middle but don't all classic episodes?

>literally anything starring baker
>even so much as tolerable, let alone good

ahh that sucks. didn't 9 have something similar? like it was just tennant holding his hands out or some shit

So this is about the tenth of the Logopolis caves and its war spiders inhabitants and their ultimate survival against the Doctor's side-parting and his knob-End, sometime in the future or the past?

I feel a Shit Trips coming on.

victoria is dead
she was official hottest companion i am cry

>and any differences can be attributed to environment, as well as societal biases from racism.
Moving the goal posts before I even posted a study. Impressive.

9 was at least there for most of it. He got a speech at least.
Colins last words were "Carrot Juice"

>If you have a bag of oranges and a box of apples you don't randomly start mixing them for no reason because it's "tolerant", do you?
No, I mix them because they surprisingly make for some good juice.

that's not peri

>But human genetics, DNA testing, can prove we're not the same. How does that mean we're the same?
Not sure what you're trying to say here, but it shows that there is very little genetic difference between races and in many case you're more likely to have similar DNA to a member of a different race than you are to someone of your own. What we think of as races are not differences in DNA but different expressions of the same genes.

>Racial harmony is important because deep down everyone has inherent racial biases, everyone prefers their own people, you can take one of those "subconscious bias tests" to see how inherently tribalist you are, but it exists in everyone to a degree.
not this shit again. no everybody is not a closeted racist like you, and yeah i've tried those tests cletus so don't @ me

>why try to be rational when it would be so much easier to relocate millions of people to Liberia?

Yeah, obviously. If they were different genes we'd be a different species, the fact they're expressed differently means we're not the same race, though.

i want pol to leave

Philistine.
>tfw you will never see the Doctor Whore/Gloryhole-Girls crossover featuring this fetish
Easy accessibility. Sylvester is very charming, Ace a qt.

>This isn't a country of equals, or even of similar people, blacks vehemently hate whites and whites stick together in gated communities to avoid the non whites
>Actually they did a peer reviewed experiment where they put black and mixed race kids with white middle class parents and they still came out less intelligent on average than whites.
Dude, literally answers two of your points, you're just happy with your own answer and don't want to challenge your own beliefs

>and yeah i've tried those tests cletus so don't @ me
And what did they say?

>That look on Sixth's face when he realizes who the Valeyard is

youtube.com/watch?v=Y2INBe_qZFo

No surprises that adopted people are gonna struggle with education, especially if they're a different race to their parents. You'd feel sad and left out in the family. They should've tested white children adopted by white parents too.

>10 got 5
>11 got all of them + the curator and war.
>12 got 1
Who join 13 on her Multi-Doctor story?
Lets be honest, Matt won't be doing anything so it'll be him.

>it's disharmonious
Ah, I get it.

You're one of those Asian racists.

>This is a human being.

Imagine this scene with a higher budget and the Doctor in the Blue Suit and the Valeyard is played by Peter Capaldi.

Eccleston PLEASE FOR FUCK'S SAKE