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Bazza: I really, really, really like this image.
Think I'll apply for a job in a butcher shop and miraculously find 6 hours of work to do in the freezer tbqh
me on the right
Yay work is over and I have the spoils of war, and that last hour was quite the war
>tfw work in air con
>still 29C inside
welcome back
What have you got cutie?
>the spoils
>3 (three) cinnamon pinwheels
>1 (one) lemon tart (slightly munted from the walk home)
I could have had a hunch of date scones as well but I don't really like them
It's good to be back
Ayy welcome back buddy, I just got back myself actually.
How was work?
A fucking slog?
Looks tasty desu.
Just finished Hotline Miami 2 and man, WHAT WAS THAT ENDING AAAAAAAAAH
im a little bit jelly tbqh
Yeah it was, where did you just get back from?
I thought that game was a bit meh but I do like that ending
You should be
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want to bully some nerds rn
want to be bullied
Find a mirror lmao haha
missing my bf rn
*pulls your hair*
Was just at a mates place for a couply hours.
Whats ya plans for tonight buddy?
you should Skype with him for Valentine's Day
pervert
that's not funny!
I'm not a nerd!!!
sounds nice, I don't have any plans for tonight, might get sozzled
>might get sozzled
Bloody drunk.
You're always getting trolleyed.
>I'm not a nerd!!!
Yeah right!
We all know you're a big ol' glasses wearing nerd.
so what if I wear glasses, I'm not nerd
although I think I would cry if my glasses broke
you wear glasses? that's pretty qt desu
top zozzle in fact
Got my packet of pods with me desu.
Gonna eat them while watching Girls Und Panzer :3
Me too but I bet Chalmers' are cuter
>although I think I would cry if my glasses broke
Go easy on them okay, we don't want you getting a sore belly.
I'm already half way through the packet and I haven't even started the episode.
Help me.
You should buy some pears
I bet yours are qt too
getting sozzled sounds like a great idea desu
pls dont bulli him
you'll run out if you dont slow down
it's not qt, glass are dumb and I wish I didn't wear them
pls no
It certainly does
I like apples more desu.
I-I'll try desu.
MATE!
Slow down on them okay.
Enjoy them over the course of the episodes, however many you are watching today.
The apartment across from me caught fire
well my glasses are qt
Glasses are CUTE chalmers
CUTE
Apples then, pears are higher in fiber though so you'll feel a bit fuller. Avocado is better but it's less of a snack since you gotta put it on something and you end up basically making a sandwich.
>pls dont bulli him
I don't bulli often actually and probably never Chalmers.
AAAAAAAAH I'M PUTTING THEM BACK IN THE FRIDGE NOW AAAAAAAAAAH
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>cum in hair
sucks
Whats for dinner lads?
Ummmmmmmm that's clearly shampoo, why would a little girl have cum in her hair? Don't be silly.
getting cum in your hair still sucks desu
spaghetti
cinnamon scone
I sure hope it isn't that canned shit.
You can't have a cinnamon scone for dinner buddy!
It's not really a nutritious filling meal...
it isn't desu
>this guys walks up and slaps your girls ass
youtube.com
Imagine fighting this.
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*Pulls out 'roo saddle*
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"tolerant of the lightweight"
kek
>They just stop and stare at each other
>"Ya done, cunt?"
Imagine getting kicked in the chest by one. You'd be gutted.
>You either have the entire side of your rib cage shattered or only half of it plus your intestines on the floor.
Cute fellas
Gonna play video game.
I'll keep you all updated.
what game?
Which one?
It's a toss up.
I'm feeling some Victoria 2 but I wanna get stuck into trails of cold steel, I haven't played it in some time.
If this post is evens Vic2
If odds Cold Steel.
Vicky 2 with HPM
I do tend to play with that on, although I'm not all that good at the game
I should look up guides or something because there are something I still don't get.
I still find it fun, I can do okay and with every game I'm getting a little better.
A heck of a morning
what does the title of that newspaper even say lol?
good morning
Morning to you, it says:
"Anime, cosplay and manga"
Such articles are usually pretty cringy
Your job seems cozy af.
BREAD
Oh I see, that explains the cat girl then
hello desu
I went out and had pork belly ramen for dinner
Hello, did you have pure dreams?
of course desuu
It's actually pretty stressful and hard, requires you to constantly perform multitasking and in general pretty demanding. But other people who work there are great, and it makes you feel like a valuable person
Wakey wakey, soldier
morning Singa
I want to cook some more pork belly tacos now
Hello desu! Did you just wake up?
Seems like you know your craft well desu. Keep it up!
Wish I was this cute
Wish I was this
yes desu
you are desu
Good Morning
i hate sundays
im overcome with anxiety and my mind gets flooded with negative thoughts
clasp a pound of dirt
Why just Sunday?
hmm
OwO anything to do today?
Saaaaame.
need to get a new sim card
because its a useless day where you do nothing but sit at home waiting for monday to come
the limbo of days
>Phoneposter
Burn her
This is the holy day of rest, please remember to pray.
i don't phonepost faggot
lurk more
Having Fish & Chips tonight lads.
I don't think I'll go back to toil on Wednesday lads. After the rage quit last Thursday. Haha.
nah we like singa, so there will be no such burning
Australia is basically just bogans on meth now. They used to be funny people, but now everyone's just neurotic and violent.
Australia is dead, and it was killed by cunts with the fucking flag tattooed on them. Ironic I guess.
Phoneposters are best posters
You do you, I hope that teaches your boss not to mess with peoples stuff
>now
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Phoneposters are best posters
yes they are, full homo
ignore dumb mutts