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Kangaroo Edition

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Bazza: I really, really, really like this image.

Think I'll apply for a job in a butcher shop and miraculously find 6 hours of work to do in the freezer tbqh

me on the right

Yay work is over and I have the spoils of war, and that last hour was quite the war

>tfw work in air con
>still 29C inside

welcome back

What have you got cutie?

>the spoils
>3 (three) cinnamon pinwheels
>1 (one) lemon tart (slightly munted from the walk home)
I could have had a hunch of date scones as well but I don't really like them

It's good to be back

Ayy welcome back buddy, I just got back myself actually.
How was work?
A fucking slog?

Looks tasty desu.

Just finished Hotline Miami 2 and man, WHAT WAS THAT ENDING AAAAAAAAAH

im a little bit jelly tbqh

Yeah it was, where did you just get back from?
I thought that game was a bit meh but I do like that ending
You should be

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want to bully some nerds rn

want to be bullied

Find a mirror lmao haha

missing my bf rn
*pulls your hair*

Was just at a mates place for a couply hours.
Whats ya plans for tonight buddy?

you should Skype with him for Valentine's Day

pervert
that's not funny!
I'm not a nerd!!!
sounds nice, I don't have any plans for tonight, might get sozzled

>might get sozzled
Bloody drunk.
You're always getting trolleyed.
>I'm not a nerd!!!
Yeah right!
We all know you're a big ol' glasses wearing nerd.

so what if I wear glasses, I'm not nerd

although I think I would cry if my glasses broke

you wear glasses? that's pretty qt desu

top zozzle in fact

Got my packet of pods with me desu.

Gonna eat them while watching Girls Und Panzer :3

Me too but I bet Chalmers' are cuter

>although I think I would cry if my glasses broke

Go easy on them okay, we don't want you getting a sore belly.

I'm already half way through the packet and I haven't even started the episode.

Help me.

You should buy some pears

I bet yours are qt too

getting sozzled sounds like a great idea desu
pls dont bulli him
you'll run out if you dont slow down

it's not qt, glass are dumb and I wish I didn't wear them
pls no
It certainly does

I like apples more desu.
I-I'll try desu.

MATE!
Slow down on them okay.
Enjoy them over the course of the episodes, however many you are watching today.

The apartment across from me caught fire

well my glasses are qt

Glasses are CUTE chalmers
CUTE

Apples then, pears are higher in fiber though so you'll feel a bit fuller. Avocado is better but it's less of a snack since you gotta put it on something and you end up basically making a sandwich.

>pls dont bulli him
I don't bulli often actually and probably never Chalmers.

AAAAAAAAH I'M PUTTING THEM BACK IN THE FRIDGE NOW AAAAAAAAAAH

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>cum in hair
sucks

Whats for dinner lads?

Ummmmmmmm that's clearly shampoo, why would a little girl have cum in her hair? Don't be silly.

getting cum in your hair still sucks desu

spaghetti

cinnamon scone

I sure hope it isn't that canned shit.
You can't have a cinnamon scone for dinner buddy!
It's not really a nutritious filling meal...

it isn't desu

>this guys walks up and slaps your girls ass

youtube.com/watch?v=WCcLMNcWZOc

Imagine fighting this.

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*Pulls out 'roo saddle*

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"tolerant of the lightweight"
kek

>They just stop and stare at each other
>"Ya done, cunt?"

Imagine getting kicked in the chest by one. You'd be gutted.

>You either have the entire side of your rib cage shattered or only half of it plus your intestines on the floor.

Cute fellas

Gonna play video game.
I'll keep you all updated.

what game?

Which one?

It's a toss up.
I'm feeling some Victoria 2 but I wanna get stuck into trails of cold steel, I haven't played it in some time.

If this post is evens Vic2
If odds Cold Steel.

Vicky 2 with HPM

youtube.com/watch?v=gGi8LvE9Afk

I do tend to play with that on, although I'm not all that good at the game
I should look up guides or something because there are something I still don't get.

I still find it fun, I can do okay and with every game I'm getting a little better.

A heck of a morning

what does the title of that newspaper even say lol?
good morning

Morning to you, it says:
"Anime, cosplay and manga"
Such articles are usually pretty cringy

Your job seems cozy af.

BREAD

Oh I see, that explains the cat girl then

hello desu

I went out and had pork belly ramen for dinner
Hello, did you have pure dreams?

of course desuu

It's actually pretty stressful and hard, requires you to constantly perform multitasking and in general pretty demanding. But other people who work there are great, and it makes you feel like a valuable person
Wakey wakey, soldier

morning Singa

I want to cook some more pork belly tacos now

Hello desu! Did you just wake up?
Seems like you know your craft well desu. Keep it up!

Wish I was this cute

Wish I was this

yes desu

you are desu

Good Morning

i hate sundays
im overcome with anxiety and my mind gets flooded with negative thoughts

clasp a pound of dirt

Why just Sunday?

hmm

OwO anything to do today?
Saaaaame.

need to get a new sim card

because its a useless day where you do nothing but sit at home waiting for monday to come
the limbo of days

>Phoneposter


Burn her

This is the holy day of rest, please remember to pray.

i don't phonepost faggot
lurk more

Having Fish & Chips tonight lads.

I don't think I'll go back to toil on Wednesday lads. After the rage quit last Thursday. Haha.

nah we like singa, so there will be no such burning

Australia is basically just bogans on meth now. They used to be funny people, but now everyone's just neurotic and violent.

Australia is dead, and it was killed by cunts with the fucking flag tattooed on them. Ironic I guess.

Phoneposters are best posters
You do you, I hope that teaches your boss not to mess with peoples stuff

>now

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Phoneposters are best posters
yes they are, full homo

ignore dumb mutts