Main character misses his children's soccer game/play

>main character misses his children's soccer game/play

>It's made out to be a big deal (when it really isn't)

good observation desu

no kid would give a shit about that
in fact, sports are child abuse desu

>kid looks at empty seat, get sad and messes up their line

when i played hockey and my dad left to go to the swimming pool next door i couldnt give any less of a shit. just fun to play with friends and the sport itself

i always thought this was a rich american thing.

i had to go take a subway to play in some shit neighborhood and other parents throw beer at me

MUH CHILDREN ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

>played soccer all through school
>dad came to zero (0) games because he was typically working at 4pm

MUY CHEEELDREN

>main character stays behind after the end of show/award ceremony
>main character sits on stage or at bar with shirt unbuttoned and hair scruffed up
>janitor is sweeping up rose petals
>looks up at main character
>goes back to sweeping while shaking head

TRAB PU KCIP

>my dad missed all my childhood

>parent has hard time making a decision
>looks at crayon drawing

>dad was a cop

t. fat ass who cried during middle school gym class

>durrrr I hate my dad he didn't talk to meee enough
>this is my entire motivation at like 35 years old
lmao

tell me one

>Decides to send child to Siberia

What's the best you're a fat virgin?

I didn't want to hit the ball

This, desu. I didn't want my parents anywhere near my HS activities.

Do american schools really have showers and gyms? and are cafiterias really a thing?

>main character walks home with blazer over shoulder
>car drives through puddle and splashed him

Where are you from?

i always did worse knowing my family was watching

yes yes and yes. although in my state, by law they cant use the showers anymore until youre in high school because pedophiles or some shit. you also arent required to shower after gym class.. but its a good idea

Brazil.

New Zealand, we had 3 classrooms, a workshop and a rugby field.

Whats it like having a school with more then 10 girls?

Same here. We had showers but they weren't used very often for gym. Mostly they were for players after games.

Strange, i'm not from america and all schools had a gym + showers

>disaster movie
>divorced parents, bad dad, mom's a nurse
>the experience reunites the family
I kinda like it desu. Max comfy.

>brazil
>having showers

idk how to answer that, since i have nothing to compare it to. my high school was rather small too (private) so i didnt exactly get the full public school experience you see in movies

STOP FLAUNTING YOUR WEALTH!!!

let me post the full image

Who gives a fuck, theyre not endangered. Do you call people who have rabbit stew subhumans too?

is that monkey gonna be ok?

UMA

It's gonna be more than ok. It's gonna be delicious.

We didn't evolve from bunnies. That's like eating your grandfather!

>Your dad Peter Pan never came to your game
>He hangs out with some random children for a week
>They all take acid and other drugs and hallucinate
>Meanwhile you play ball with some pirates
>Eventually Dad Pan learns a lesson or something
>He comes to your game
>You still turn into an ugly man
>Dad going to game =/= genetics

Are Brazilians cannibals?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This fag has no chance when the tendy stores run dry.

You know AIDS originated with monkey consumption.

DELICIA

Do you know that not eating anything can lead to death? Hell id eat out Amy Schumer if my life was on the line.

Underrated post

>i don't eat monkeys
>what you don't eat anything?

Pretty sure plant life will be around long after mammals aren't.

>He doesnt eat monkey yet he still eats?
This concept confuses Raful.

>main character gets laid off from his job

Was he killed three days before retirement?

My money is that some nigger fucked a monkey

My moneys on the CIA abducting africans and injecting them with it to make destablise the continent so private companies can get oil.

It's really not. I played soccer and baseball from age 5-12 and never really gave a shit if my mom or dad missed a game

>Child draws creepy shit in class that references a nonexistent character

Your dad miss your games too, Sup Forums?
Ya hangin' in there?