Arrive to new region

>Arrive to new region
>Bring horse to a halt
>Say name of region outloud
>Continue riding towards the city

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I suppose if you're some counselor-type wise-man traveling with one of the people you're giving guidance to, then you might stop when arriving at a significant place to give him a quick paraphrase of what's what.

>driving through country
>see sign of county
>read it out loud
>go into the city

shut up

Like, actually, having travelled a lot and done a lot of big hikes and backpacking trips, you do kind of feel inclined to stop and point at something you've arrived at after a long journey.

Like, I bet you that traveling knights probably DID stop and declare the name of a place they arrived at back in the day. It seems like something people would have done.

Like in Monty Python's Holy Grail. "Camelot!" "Camelot!" "Camelot!"

It's funny, because the scene from the screencap you posted doesn't actually follow that trope.

It's just a model.

Sometimes you gotta wait for the area to load.

>character arrives to new region
>brings car to a halt
>says "Detroit" out loud
>turns around and drives away

epic! upvoted.

Kiwifag here, I been tahr hunting by where that city was filmed. Also met Sam Niel and been inside the hobbit house.

great

please ask me about it

it was a loading screen like in Vice City

Why didn't he just take the eagles to get to Minas Tirith?

how does this city sustain itself? where are the farms?

>train closes in on a station
>slows down and announces the name of the station
THEY'RE STILL DOING IT

are you a manlet?

damn really gets the synapses firing

Why are your women such whores holy shit?

SHH

They cum and piss into each others mouth, if theyre careful to spill anything then it will recycle itself for thousands of years,

yes
because theyre bogans

I do this as soon as I see the skyline when flying or driving into a city 2bh

uh, that doesn't really add up denethor is seen eating fresh vegetables cheeses and meats. i would say trade with another city, but all through the movies, we're shown nothing outside whatever this city's name is but a big dumb grass field

there is actually another large wall surrounding the city that gandalf and pippin are inside of in that picture

in this large field, there were towns, farms etc, everything you would see outside of a normal citadel in real life, as well as extra fortifications along the wall

this detail was neglected by peter jackson

Gandalf! Denethor has lost his mind, he's burning Faramir alive!

Well this is surely more important than the fucking twenty thousand orcs breaking into the city

He said it to Pippin

Did you have fun?

I really hate nu-Sup Forums, where there's always some snot nosed 14 year old ready and waiting to call you Reddit if you try to make a joke. Lighten up, you pretentious cunt.

Hmmmmmmm

I feel like I've seen this thread before. Am I losing it???

The hobbit house was a little underwhelming and crammed full of tourist, but yea. Meeting Sam was awesome.

>city under siege
>leader in charge of organizing defense has gone insane
Actually, yes, that is a major issue requiring urgent response.

epic doubles broseph

is this well known? the only kiwi girl i know is a complete whore

>Faramir's father was king
>king dies
>Aragorn becomes king, not Faramir

I wasn't being pretentious at all what? I was making a joke, too, you're the one that needs to lighten up.

He totally got Jewed out of that one

Faramir's father wasn't a king. He was the steward

Depends where, if youre anywhere thats white trash or rural, which is the entire fucking country then yes its easy as fuck to get a root.

He was probably talking to Shadowfax.

>Arrive to new restaurant
>Pick up the menu
>Declare that meat is back on the menu to your boys
>Place your order

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>New Zealand women are the most promiscuous: 20.4 sexual partners, thrice the global average!

How do they even have a word for menu?

>be talking tree
>humans elves dwarves halfligns all being slaughtered by orcs
>"lol why should we care"
>orcs chop a little wood
>RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

It's actual redditors. They have an uncontrollable compulsion to upvote anything they find funny.

Faramirs father was the steward of Gondor, not the king.

Aragorn was the last in a long line of Numenorean kings from the North.

Like, god, as if you didnt know this... normie scum

he was saying the name to the sribe just out of frame so he could write down what city they were going to be collecting taxes from next

Thats my mum youre talking about cunt!!

>be white
>mudslime sandniggers killing yellow Buddhists, poo loo Indians and niggers
>"lol why should we care"
>mudslime explodes near a white girl
>[1488 INTENSIFIES]

For real. This is explained pretty clearly in the movie. You don't even need to be a bookfag.

But Minas Tirith is the capital.

>Like, actually,
Are you a 15 year old girl?

tfw no Prince Imrahil and the Knights of Dol Amroth in the films

Sex & the City single-handedly obliterated the western civilization. Slutkino.

slight reeeee
They really reduced Gondor to Minas Tirith and Osgiliath too much in the movies

Denethor did nothing wrong here though

tfw no glorfindel or beregond

do they even mention dol amroth at all?

Does anybody actually prefer Aragorn over Boromir?

Yes

>hikingfag
Hes either gay or a women

Nope, same with the other regions within Gondor

Yes it does, it's when Gandalf brings Pippin to Minas Tirith. He brings the horse to a halt, says "Minas Tirith, the city of Kings", then continues on.

humans have never been known to be efficient in tax collection in Middle Earth

OP said "region", I.E. Gondor, but he tells Pippin that they've passed into the "realm of Gondor" when they pass into the realm of Gondor, not when they're a stones-throw from Minas Tirith.

Okay, but the post I was replying to specifically said "the screencap you posted", which is a different scene.

OP's description is mixed up anyway since he starts by saying region then ends with "riding towards the city".

I do this when I come to Detroit, but usually to try to avoid Niggers.

>Plane flies over the border of a country
>pilot brings plane to a halt
>announces the name of the country
>continues flying over the country

>plane flies over country
>character shoots a man
>before throwing him out of the plane