Go to kinodome to watch Dunkike

>go to kinodome to watch Dunkike
>cinema fills up, I'm sitting in a good spot in the middle row near the aisle
>chad walks in with his Stacy girlfriend carrying a big coke and cup of popcorn
>"hey dude, i wanna sit by my girlfriend, mind if we sit there? There's a cool spot there"
>he points to a lone seat by itself in the corner
>"um, b-but I kinda c-came early to get a good seat"
>"hey man, come on don't be a douche, I just wanna watch the movie with my girlfriend, don't be a douche man"
>people around me start chiming in "come on, don't be a douche"
>sadly stand up and shuffle over to the lone seat in the back corner by myself

You're a loser user

And you're not what you appear to be

Dude. ... a true robot holds his ground. Even if they tryed dragging me I would habe stayed on the seat. Human emotions are a foreign concept to me and I don't want.to be penilized for other people inability of foresight.

Jokes on him

>He won't be allowed to hang with his friends
>He'll constantly be put down
>won't be able to follow his dreams
>eventually she'll turn on him and go for something better

although it'll happen to you to so enjoy your freedom while it lasts

nice

>go to cinema with my girlfriend to watch some kino
>cinema is full
>some guy is sitting in the middle of two empty seats
>ask him if he could please move over one so I could sit next to my girlfriend
>he mutters something about Chad and popcorn
>realise I've found a robot
>cmon man don't be a douche
>he starts muttering about being forced into the corner
>tell him I just want him to move over one seat
>he gets up with tears in his eyes and goes to sit in the corner
It was weird

>good spot
>near the aisle

is this part of the maymay?

Nice fanfiction faggot. How are your crab legs?

>actually giving money to jewish cinema owners
>actually giving money to jewish movie producers

>kinodome
I've yet to visit a proper kino dome
( I believe it's 2 words actually )

Kino is our word, you're not allowed to use it Chad.

>Kinodome doesn't have allocated seating
heh

Not everyone who has a girlfriend is Chad, I just wanted to sit next to user and maybe be his friend but he sperged out

>Not making up complaints to the movie theater so they give you free tickets to come back
Step it up son, I haven't "paid" for a movie ticket in years.

Sup Forums is a chad board. Fuck outta here poindexter robot virgin

Uhh, you hunker down and start autistically screeching, fucking moron. Nobody will fuck with you after the screech.

>dunkike
This is why you don't have a gf.

This is why you carry a fucking gun.

>allocated seating
But that is the most common way to enfore the no-singles policy.

i know its fake but
>one shot at fucking over chad
>dont do it