Wheel of time (WoT) is / will be more popular than GoT

We've already had countless WoT threads even before it got a showrunner.

People are way more excited about it than GoT as they should be low fantasy like GoT is crap compared to high fantasy like WoT.

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It will be more popular because the book is already just about stuck up hot chicks getting in absurd sexy situations. Once it's on Netflix or whatever then it won't have to hide it anymore.

>low fantasy like GoT is crap compared to high fantasy like WoT.
master stroke

>We've already had countless WoT threads
we did?

OP can't count past 5.

low fantasy is for authors that lack imagination and consequently make tv shows that lack imagination which is what has occurred in GoT

Where as WoT will be a revelation on TV

Aviendha/Elayne/Min
Spank/publicly humiliate/turn into a horse. Go.

For me it's in the order listed.

There's not any talks to ruin Hyperion, is there?

Min for the win, everyone else can get balefired

Just reminding all of you that tuon is white

Whats everyone's fetish for min

tuon *eurasian* is way better and so is moraine

I just hope the sranc don't look too fake.

who from the party that sets off Emond's Field is gonna get blacked?

>Whats everyone's fetish for min
I'd force her to dress and act feminine. The book already does this though because Robert Jordan had patrician fetishes.

Nynaeve. Lan is Idris Elba.

No black people in WoT

There are now.

No there aren't

Tuon is black.

nope tuon is euarasion or white with eurasian features

Who will play padan fain?

Fain will either be cut entirely or be a minor one note villain that dies in the first season.

No fain is one of the best characters skulking around plotting with his own channel to the dark one.

>dat nose
Padan (((Fain)))

only read the first book, but Elayne seems great to take in a stable.

Min can only watch, tho.

>but Elayne seems great to take in a stable.
Why's that?

What the fuck are low fantasy and high fantasy?

>turn into a horse
Why does Sup Forums have the best fetishes?

No one really knows.

It's canon as something one of the Forsaken likes to do.

Never read any of the books, but the showrunner does not instill much confidence.Most well known for Agents of Shield and the fifth season of Chuck.

Where else would you take a rich, high noble daughter of the Queen, if not a filthy hay pile to get PEASANT'D?

Seems like the type to like it, desu.

Hyperion is a sci-fi series so that would take a pretty huge budget and thankfully they are not popular enough for something like that.

I've seen people say that low fantasy is something that could, in theory, take place in our world in another time and high fantasy must take place in an alternate reality. Something like Conan, despite having magic, has a real world feel to it that something like Lord of the Rings doesn't. People have been arguing about this forever though so it's pointless trying to define it precisely.

Anyway,
>Will be more popular than one of the biggest television series ever
We'll see how that goes. I seriously doubt it'll even come close, regardless of source material.

She'd sniff and shriek and protest but she'd get off on it because all of Robert jordan's women are like that in the end.

I bet they're going to cast some literally who as Nynaeve who doesn't even tug her braid.

>Lan is a samurai dude from some super Asian-inspired place
>Let's cast a black guy.

That's TV exec logic exactly and you know it. Never cast an Asian when you can cast an African.

Are you this new to the Idris Elba meme?

There will be when the show is made so niggers won't feel left out

GoT has always been Sup Forums pasta tier literature. It's popularity was due to the general populace not being familiar with the long troll and expecting some improvement and pay off in the story that will never come.
WoT is one of the greatest works ever created and will be a poor immitation in the hands of jews. The books aren't enriched or degenerate.
Surprisingly the audiobook version is decent. It's several months long however.

it's impossible to adapt WoT. Even if we ignore the hundreds of pages where nothing more exciting happens than someone having a bad dream, the magic in the show is largely invisible spells. Or they could go full Last Airbender which will be equally terrible. The only possible reason to even make it is that it can be used for some heavy handed feminist pandering with the whole "only women are allowed magic, stupid men getting chastised etc."

>the magic in the show
*in the books

>The books aren't enriched or degenerate.

>polyamorous protagonist with a genderqueer girlfriend

You forgot the last part being undermined by all the weird fetishy fanservice.

Alternatively High fantasy is for dumb authors who can't handle complex plot-lines without being able to insert magic solutions into them.

Your arguments are shit, and so is your opinion.

>Surprisingly the audiobook version is decent.
What is this supposed to mean? The way it's read? Does it have music or something? Otherwise why would the experience be any different from just reading the books?

>implying she wouldn't be the one to lure Rand into the farm house first chance she gets

I can't remember the books very well. Was Elayne super slutty?

>blue fantasy Adidas track pantaloons

Min is a slav

>People are way more excited about it

Top kek who the fuck is behind the excitement? Surely nobody who knows jack shit about the books.

If you though GoT was meandering and dull, WoT is a snoozefest. And the author died before finishing the fucking thing, the replacement writers were even more shit.

ASoIaF was interesting at first but then you realize the guy has done nothing but build up in all of the books he's written. He just keeps going "SURPRISE! Bet you didn't expect that character to die." and killing off anyone who can possibly advance the plot. When I realized the man has been sitting on an unfinished series for over 20 years I knew he had no intention of writing the last few books. If he cared about the series he would have finished it in ten years tops. And the man has the audacity to appear on talk shows and interviews and such when he hasn't done jack shit in years. They gave his books an HBO adaptation which was enormously successful and that STILL didn't motivate him to actually write the books, despite him having years and years to do so while the show was being produced. Leaving the showrunners to finish off the show themselves in the most fantasy cliche-filled way possible. The man's laziness is appalling and it's no surprise he is enormously fat.

>writers

Confirmed for not having read it.

I want to see if it has qts being spanked a lot and that's about it.

Min
Aviendha

Always hated Elayne.

While I don't like to make light of death, it's pretty likely that Martin will die before he finishes his books too. This guy died at about the same age and he was way healthier.

Do the books actually have that? Who spanks them?

>it's a Rand spends all night staring at Aviendhas muscular Aiel ass episode

Didn't Martin already quit writing because he got butthurt?

Nobody but nerds will take a high fantasy show seriously


This is gonna get cancelled after 2 seasons

>Do the books actually have that?
An inordinate amount of it once he doesn't have to listen to editors anymore, yes.

>Who spanks them?
Usually older women.

See? On tv this will actually be a good part.

It's part of the life of a novice, they get spanked when they do wrong at the mage's tower.

what? no

What did he get butthurt about? Did someone spank him?

That is SO GAY

Sounds like I may have to get back into this series.

What the heck was up with Jordan though? Are you saying he just immediately put in his fetishes once he was successful enough that he had complete control over his work?

Women also get spanked when they upset their aiel chick boss. Or when they annoy basically anyone else ever.

Hell one sub plot was solved by a character being publicly spanked daily until they learned to like it and her example inspired her peers.

What the fuck even is this series.

Wouldn't you? I know I would. I'm sure he had a boner over the whole "women who control magic-using women with collars" stuff while writing it.

>Sounds like I may have to get back into this series.
Not worth it.

>What the heck was up with Jordan though? Are you saying he just immediately put in his fetishes once he was successful enough that he had complete control over his work?
Basically. But it comes across weird because it's still a young adult focused fantasy series so it's all stealthed. There's a layer of plausible deniability over every spanking or weird S&M obsessed forsaken or public demotion and lovingly described humiliation.

Taken together though, it's pretty obvious what he's into.

They can make this live action but we can't get totally spies? Not even a porn parody?

The only fantasy series I've liked are The Black Company, The Chronicles of Amber and Erikson's Malazan books. Am I going to like Wheel of Time?

I will seriously drop this show as soon as there is a single scene with Nynaeve where she doesnt tug her braid

It's a FANTASY story.
No, it's nowhere near the level of Cook or Erikson.

yeah where the fuck is our porn parody?!

>What the fuck even is this series.
youtube.com/watch?v=zXT_IOt81Xs&feature=youtu.be&t=45

Braid-tugging got really old really fast.

The fuck? Wheel of Time is a much bigger deal than Totally Spies.

the Pillow friends thing started maybe in book 2-3, meaning book 1 which had to be sold to distributors/resellers as normal fantasy had to be kept clean of the fetishes that only start appearing a few books afterwards.

Also pretty sure Jordan increases the amount of the word breasts as the series advances until eventually drops it as the fanbase started counting the over-abundance of certain words, including spanking and muscular calves and tuggings of braids etc...

most the storyline in book 11 is about Egwene getting spanked in the White Tower
most of Egwenes Aiel training in book 5-6 is about being spanked
most of Egwenes da'mane training in book 2 is about being whipped and otherwise physically and mentally broken

>You will never have a qt but stuck up aes sedai gf that you see turned into a damane, renamed, and tortured until they act like a grateful pet to their captor

It's basically the exact opposite of Zelazny's writing style so no, probably not.

Will there be see-through silk clothes in this show?

Not really, I'd put them on the same level, and I've read every book. I even started rereading them but lost interest.

I'm putting them together because they both exist for the authors to put out as much subtle fetish fuel as they can manage.

It means they have tolerable narration. There are two readers, male for male focused chapters and female for female focused ones. They are the same two people for the entire series (and also do Sanderson's new series). They do not have obnoxious accents. There is no music, sound effects or as far as I'm aware edits. My experience with audiobooks is they are mostly awful.

Don't know why anyone thought Lan or Morraine were asian. One guy having a top knot?

Is this the series were female witches have to take some monster dick at a ritual to be initiated to the dark side or is that the sword of truth series? Read both a long time ago and I always mix them up when I try to remember them.

No, no it isn't

>most of Egwenes da'mane training in book 2 is about being whipped and otherwise physically and mentally broken
I was 13 when I read this and it gave me the hugest boner. What's wrong with me that I would be so depraved so young?

isn't that the whole purpose of having da'covale?
or the entire Berelain in Tear subplot?

better question is, will there be royal bathing scenes?

Nothing, nothing at all. You just knew what you liked from an early age.

The Witcher will btfo of both

>I'm putting them together because they both exist for the authors to put out as much subtle fetish fuel as they can manage.
I never thought of this connection before but it makes sense. Though Totally Spies was more TF oriented than WoT and WoT was more dom/sub stuff than Totally Spies.

Kid Goku after Karin's training - could he solo the Trolloc armies, Grey Men, Darkfriends, Black Ajah, Forsaken, Dreadlords, those dog things and Myrrdral, then return the ring to the volcano or however Sanderson ended it? Right now I'm going with "yea probably."

No he couldn't, like Superman Goku never learned to do shit against magic.

MOST of what he'd deal with are physical threats, eventually yeah he'd gain some negative press and something magic would stomp him. Maybe if he plays with in-universe rules he'd end up being the second or third most powerful ta'veren (he can out-ta'veren Perrin on any day) and end up getting a source-canceling amulet like Mat.

He dealt with a few almost magic people, like Blue and his psychic powers. Bonus round - Goku is on the ropes fighting the final battle at the death mountain that holds the Dark One (forgot the name) and catches sight of a full moon

When is this even expected to be made? GoT is going to drag out until it gets cancelled no doubt. Plot is definitely not going anywhere this season.

GoT has one more season left in it after this and then it's done, pretty sure. It was intended to be seven books and they covered roughly one book a season before they went original.

I fully expect the undead to rape the fuck out of everyone.
- The End

I once saw a post saying he easily could have ended the series in three books that way. Just Jon looking out from the Wall and seeing the undead coming. Because realistically what are any of these people going to do against an undead army? They can barely manage against actual humans.

Well in real war you let your enemies fight each other as long as possible, then send in waves of undesirables to die until you can reap massive profits from the remains.
Kind of poignant that the Jew bankers are safe on the other continent.

Poignant, very interesting choice of word.

>Lan is Idris Elba.

The Kang of Seven Ghettos

Not him but i listened the the entirety of it 3 times

>yfw they fuck up titty casting