Tfw finally got a better job

>tfw finally got a better job
>can now eat my food with mayo
Feels good Sup Forums, how's life for you doing?

Enjoy!

Get a better paying job in Finland.

Thank you.
but I would have to learn finnish then

Mejk jor oun majonez insted

organic mayo is too expensive, I can only afford the synthetic one

looks tasty desu

Fucking based

Please learn to make your own mayo, it's cheaper in the long run and better for you.

you have convinced me, how much will it cost me? I can only afford an additional 5 euros per week to spend

What have you cooked for me?

>synthetic mayo
WTF?

Hmm, I wonder how it would taste and how long it would last.

What are you eating? Looks good
Congrats on the new job

Not much, it's a basic recipe, you can easily find tons of variations on how to make it.

two small steaks, potatoes and mayonnaise. The drink is coffee.
I will try it out, but if it exceeds my 5 euro budget, I won't be able to afford it.

i envy your lifestyle

>I will try it out, but if it exceeds my 5 euro budget, I won't be able to afford it.
Don't you buy eggs and oil?

>WTF?
What do you think Miracle Whip is?

A miracle from GOD himself

yeah, but I use eggs for breakfast and oil just for cooking. I've got a really tight schedule/plan on what I eat to save money.

For a simple jar of homemade mayo you would only need 2-3 of the center of the eggs aka the yellow stuff, then oil, salt and pepper for season, whip it good until it becomes the consistency you want.

>that russian mug

It's called egg yolks

>but I would have to learn finnish then
Not a big task. Believe me. I learned it when I was a kid. Think about it.

wtf are you related to the president or something?

It's half russian half american

What a coincidence..

I have the same plate

What is that?

...

My greatest ally. What does it say?

Eww

"do you understand?"