How would your family feel if you brought home a Japanese girl?

How would your family feel if you brought home a Japanese girl?

Impeccable taste you have.

They wouldn't believe it and think it was a hooker.

t.wizard

They would think she's a buryat and be extremely upset.

>thank God, user, we thought you were gay or something!
Honestly I don't even know how I would get around to telling my parents that I've found a gf, not like it will ever happen

they'd be impressed if I brought home just about anything at this point

>"you couldn't find a Romanian, faggot"?

Exactly this, is it some Italian parents thing to think their sons are 100% gay until proven otherwise?

It's because it's normal to have your first serious girlfriend by 14 and to find the girl you'll marry by 18

WTF I'm still a 25 year old virgin?!

they would think of it as bringing home a thai hooker

>tfw I had a gf for some years, then we broke up and after just a couple of months of being single my father was already asking me "have you become gay?"

who cares what my family thinks, I'd be happy

>He's not gay?

I think they'd be surprised seeing as I already brought home a Cantonese girl who is now the mother of my children.

>How would your family feel if you brought home a girl?
Very happy

My father just avoids the question altogether, while my mother begs me to find a gf, like it was as easy as that. Any girl that is not deformed or tragically obese already has a bf and I have nothing to offer while also being a crabby piece of shit with no friends

they'd be shocked if i brought home a friend
a girlfriend is unthinkable

Much this.

>face: 3/10
>bobs: 5/10
>overall: 4/10
bloated belly is the biggest turnoff to me

well, if she is japanese porn star like on picture probably parents will happy not very much.

face is debatable but how's that body not flawless

>it about lady
>more respect to women

You have low standards, she looks worse than any girl I see on the beach

I oughta smack you

They'd probably do the slanty eye thing and start making dog-eating noises while pretending to know how to use chopsticks.

TOLD YA HE AIN’T NO FAGGOT!

AHAHAHAHA!

*knee slap*

YOU OWE ME $20!

This.

wouldn't care in the least

brb going to the airport

Are you my brother?

>bloated belly
you can see her vagina bones, she's fit
thigh gap, small waist, visible veins in hands, she definitely works out

>she definitely works out
no shit, she's a model user

She's a porn star. Yuria Satomi. And now I shall proceed to beat my meat.

Well they approve highly of my jap gf.Actally planning on proposing to her later this year on our 4 year anniversary.

They HATED the Russian I was with 7 years back.

As well as the Irish
and the Flemish...The French, The Quebecer , The anglo and the Peruvian.

huh...My parents are really picky. oh well nearly all of my exs are single mothers now lmao.

>we always knew you were a fucking weeb

They'd call the press. Next day i'd be on all the newspapers and channels. "After 20 years, user finally did it!" as the headline in big bold letters.

Stearn talk about the negative morals of mailordering brides or something

>parents of a Canadian user approving his asian gf
Show me your chopsticks Mao.

Im Galician

pretty much this

My cousin brought home a japanese girl and his parents were proud as fuck.

Literally less than 0.05% of Canada is Japanese, they don't come here they go to the US.

And there's no way a Chinese finally is cheering their son bringing hope a Jap.

>yellow fever virgin fantasies