Why did he turn black?

Why did he turn black?

cuz he was sirius about killing dumbledore

that's Zabini, an entirely different goon

btw friendly reminder that Ginny got BLACKED.

He delved too deep in the dark arts

the actor got arrested or some shit

oi bruv innit we up in one of dem most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. Fo real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
*skepta starts playin*
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

Man start markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. Type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

Canonically it's from committing too many crimes.

best poster

Why the FUCK is wuthering heights bottom tier

>look at meme list
>get memed on

Ginny was not only BLACKED, her very first boyfriend was black. Imagine that cute little redhead becoming a woman underneath a grunting Nubian bull, pumping his thick cock into her tight deflowered slit.

There were too many white people in Harry Potter, this confused audiences, because the story clearly took place in ShariaUK.

underrated

its a completely different character though

Potions class went badly

I don't mind black roles but I do mind racially-appropriated white roles.

If they have a problem with a white Egyptian then I have a right to have a problem with this

Why did he turn black?

Yep, no matter how many dark lords Potter took down he will always be a cuck. Ginny was a massive slut at Hogwarts (this is actually canon), mostly due to the fact that no pasty british boys could ever match the first dicking she got. She just burned through their little dicks.

i mean he's irish, that's pretty much the same thing in the eyes of the limeys.

>Great Gatsby
>God tier
>Hatchet and Wheres Waldo nowhere to be found on the list.

He turned in to a gud boii who Dindu Nuffin

After a while I think JK disappeared a little up the liberal asshole and realized that Hogwarts was essentially "No Niggers Allowed", so she remedied it by changing one of the characters no one really paid attention to anyway.

It probably lightened her conscience a little, and in a world where whitewashing is sin but blackpainting is acceptable that's just how the story goes.

Didn't she go out of her way to try to retcon Hermione into a nigger too?

I'm not saying I mind, it's her work, if she wants to ruin it let her, but don't be surprised if we see a Harry Potter: All Kangz remake sometime down the road.

Personally I can't wait for "Harry Potter:
My Father's In Azkaban".

A chimp hair fell into the polyjuice potion

kek

That's what happens when you participate in riots.

>Fifty Shades of Grey: 1800's edition
>not deserving of being at the bottom tier

You know the expression that when people get scared, their faces turn white?

You should stay in school.

>Actor gets arrested
>Character turns black
pottery

>in the eyes of the limeys.
>not in the eyes of any reasonable person
you looking for some potatoes?

why haven't you read the fanctiction, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky?

>I’m too smart, Professor. I’ve got nothing to say to normal children. Adults don’t respect me enough to really talk to me. And frankly, even if they did, they wouldn’t sound as smart as Richard Feynman, so I might as well read something Richard Feynman wrote instead. I’m isolated, Professor McGonagall. I’ve been isolated my whole life. Maybe that has some of the same effects as being locked in a cellar. And I’m too intelligent to look up to my parents the way that children are designed to do. My parents love me, but they don’t feel obliged to respond to reason, and sometimes I feel like they’re the children - children who won’t listen and have absolute authority over my whole existence. I try not to be too bitter about it, but I also try to be honest with myself, so, yes, I’m bitter.

Seriously though that's such a shitty fanfiction. Its just masturbation.

>tfw too intelligent to break bellatrix black out of prison in no less than 300 pages

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>a-at least tha books was phat though
>*skepta starts playin*