Steven Universe - Smoky Quartz

So is anyone actually not completely fucking repulsed by this design?

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yeah its shit and completely ass

hey i like the design

I wanna fuck it.

He/She/It looks dumpy.

>the Sup Forums train of thought

Most of the fusion designs are trash, so I don't know why this one being trash has so many people upset

well thanks to the bar being set so low with her, all OC designs are more or less free game.

It wasn't as bad in Know Your Fusion as it was in Earthlings.

I like but hate it at the same time

I guess you are kinda used to it you live in America

Aside from the yoyo and the 3 arms it just looks like a joke.

People have said it looks like an OC but that's wrong. It looks like something a shitposter would draw to bait /sug/

Its hot, fuck you

>TFW OP gets burned so hard they have to make another thread hours latter.

Anyone who thinks the xir is ugly is a problematic waifufag who hates genderfluid things

You're right. I guess I hate Genderfluids.
Because that is the ugliest piece of rock I've ever seen.

Cant you just accept that some people like THICC girls, and that maybe its imperfect to anatomical design is why some people find her hot?

Nigger Rainbow Quartz and Garnet are thick, not Smoky Quartz.

That bitch is just fat. And misshapen.
That's not hot.
That's BFU.

>chubby kid and fat girl fuse
>people are surprised the result is also fat
What exactly were you expecting?

Not repulsed at all.

I understand why they made her so goddamn fugly -to contrast against Jasper's inherent perfection- but Jesus Fuck, she's just straight unpleasant to look at.

I'm not saying she needs to be a supermodel. Lord knows half the cast are unattractive already, but every part of Smoky Quartz is repellent. The design is awful. Even her voice is awful -she sounds like Michaela Dietz doing a really terrible impression of Cree Summer.

She's just... bad. Smoky Quartz is bad.

You guys are the epitome of shittaste. Shes hot damnit.

That bitch if BFU.

she's a fat fuck, and not really boner inducing, but she's cute in they way little fat kids or pug dogs are.

want to know if a design is good or bad ?
let the fan art decide it .
take a close look on what the fan artists are doing and you will see if they liked her or not .

Looks like shit to me, made me not want to see the show for a while.

Kinda feel the

literally the only likable aspect of Smoky the Bear with less bear is the voice. I can ALMOST ignore the three arms and godawful personality because of the voice alone.

This

That scene

Get the fuck back in your general

The design is fine, not everything has to be spectacular and symmetrical.

If you can't fap to it then it doesn't mean it's bad.

Get your head out of your pants.

>godawful personality
I kind of like how's she's an insecure little butterball that tries to protect herself with humor. It's the first fusion we've gotten with legitimate insecurities without being a big dumb monster.

The exaggerated roundness of Smoky in this fight, and that kick in particular, make me think that her first appearance was a reference to the Mad Pierrot.

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Relevant bit at 3:24

>chubby kid and fat girl relate to each other because they're both not what people wanted them to be, and that's okay
>this understanding allows them to fuse
>people are upset because the fusion isn't what they wanted it to be

I hate genderfluids

Mad Pierrot mind

The only part of the design that unsettles me is the double-forearm, but most fusions have something like that- Sardonyx has the crazy rotating torso, Malachite has all kinds of limbs, Alexandrite(? the Amethyst + Pearl + Garnet) has the horrifying face. I always thought fusions were supposed to be a mix between unsettling and cool and awe-inspiring. So in that light, I think Smoky Quartz is pretty much exactly what you'd expect from Steven + Amethyst.

I knew it.
I knew it was another anime rip-off, just like any other "iconic" scenes in this show

Yes, it's ugly.
>anatomically asymmetrical design

I still hate it less than Sardonyx

Its the visual equivalent of sloppy, drunken sex with an obese girl.

You keep talking but all that comes out is a high-pitched whine.

>Smokie's the fusion equivalent of those two fat kids in high school who ended up realizing nobody else would fuck them and decided to fuck each other

>Creators don't reference other works out of reverence or appreciation, no, it's because they're trying to cash in on the genius of others

SQ looked alright in certain frames of her debut, and by her second appearance I wasn't even bothered. Then again, the second appearance was significantly more round and overall more pleasant to look at.

I feel like the only person who likes the one double arm. It works so well with her yo-yo, which has been established as her "thing".

I like the design, I hate the color scheme.

God thats the best kind

youtu.be/oZU_0vDqrFk?t=27

Color scheme is weak, yeah

Thanks, I was trying to remember where I recognized that ball kick from.

>remove stupid arm deformity
>add a waist

that's literally all you need to fix it

Every time I see this screenshot it looks like Jasper is reacting to Smokey farting in her face

I don't remember, was Mad Pierrot actually that fat? He's this developmentally stunted manchild, so I can see him getting pudgy, but I think a few shots showed that he has this whole arsenal under his coat, and like being Ronnie-round is somehow showing and hiding that bulk.

Pink + Purple = Brownish-Purple

Consider your day being considerably better

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Or
>add arm deformity to other arm to balance it out

When Steven finally accepts puberty, Smokey Quartz might be less fat. That is, assuming that the roundness is supposed to be a combination of Amethyst short stack and Steven short and chubby.

Is the "I need to be able to fap to every character" thing ironic, or are you faggots really this underage?

The two short fat characters make a bigger fat character. Stop the fucking presses.

Yeah, this is place to being your PC bullshit. Go back to reddit.com/r/FuckPearl/

I think she's fine.

Please die

How about,"Please subscribe"

The face is cute, and I don't mind the overly rounded body type that everyone else is BAWWWing over, but I would like to see more "fantasy" features like different color skin (where did they get brown from peach + lavender?) or hair. Also, I really don't like the three-arm thing, I think it looks like lazy bullshit and doesn't make any sense given that literally all other fusions have multiple fully-jointed arms.

At first I didn't really like Smoky's appearance - it wasn't anything like I expected steven and amethyst to look like, but from the very beginning Smoky's personality and voice were even better than my expectations.

Now I find the visual design growing on me, probably because the other 2 things I mentioned make the character feel "real", and the visuals are associated with that.

Smoky's got jokes.

Just do it, fucking kill yourself. Bro please

It's less color blending and more the fact that actual smoky quartz is doo doo brown.

No, Mad Pierrot isn't actually that fat, it's his suit and the stuff inside.

Regardless, we almost only ever see him when he's completely geared up, and it's what he looks like in the fight with Spike I linked. Smoky is only totally ball-shaped in certain frames of her first appearance, and the initial turbo-fat look is to make the times when she's ball-shaped stand out less, design-wise.

How about,"Just do it, fucking subcribe to my subreddit. Bro please"

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Someone's mad that he can't fap to two fat kids melted together, and that somehow has to do with political correctness or hating some other character.

Stevonnie and Garnet have a single pair of arms each.

amethyst is a fat piece of shit too

Yeah, but they're still fully-jointed 'real' arms. Not this weird asymmetrical mutant 2arms1elbow shit. Honestly it's the arm that bothers me the most of the whole design.

gems are light projections. They can do all sorts of weird shit with their bodies, it's nbd.

Remember in Reformed when Amethyst had all kinds of asymmetrical mutant limbs?

Sugilite has the bifurcated forearms too.

When it flashed back to the experiments we saw he wasn't exactly a thin guy to begin with.

Take another look at Sugilite. It's the same shit just on both sides.

> not a porn sub
dropped

That may be true, but it still doesn't stop me from wondering how the fuck does that arm function without breaking a joint? Steven still has human parts as seen onboard the gem ship earlier in the series.

Don't worry, I wasn't arguing the connection between the fight choreographies.
It's real.

Did you really have to make 2 threads for this?

To be fair, it was mostly a logical progression of the two characters. The three arms things, however...

>A Quartz
>Literally take Jasper's bodytype, and squash it down to half the size

The only fat gems are Smokey and Steven. "Fat representation" on the show is just a Tumblr meme.

Well yeah, he's tubby, but he's definitely also carrying an arsenal around with him, which contributes a lot.

One on the shaft, one on the balls, and one with the brown finger.

You can make a pretty good guess as to what he looks like when he's standing in profile by how the suit hangs off of him.

Add glasses and gauged ears and Smokey Quartz looks like my ex.

She's ugly cute. Like a pug or something,I guess.

I really like it. I don't get the hate.

Neither Steven or Amythest have freckles where the fuck did those come from

Oh shit! I didn't even catch that, user, and Sugilite is my favorite fusion. Sheeeeit.

Honestly I think it looks better on Sugilite because it's two distinct arms coming out of a larger ball over the joint, whereas Smoky just kinda looks like a weirdo mutant (especially with the asymmetry). Although it makes more sense because of what mentioned, too.

Thanks y'all, that makes more sense. I still think the double arm looks like shit but at least there's more canon reasons why it looks like shit at any rate.

Your ex had three arms?

It's pretty hideous

the followup episode made it clear that it's kind of the point

>ANOTHER FALSEFLAGGER THREAD

I fucked a lot of fat chicks in high school and freckles and emo hair still turn me on

This character sickens and arouses me

I got over the model, but the outfit is trash. I know first time fusions aren't supposed to look 'final', like Original Garnet, but Smokey Quartz's costume is really basic. The sooner SQ gets redesigned, the better.

looks as stupid as any other Rebecca Sugar character, so good job?

I actually liked the design and the voice they did,
still wouldnt fuck.

it grew on me with KYF, and she's voiced by the best girl from OITNB

Tumblr.

I admit that its not the best design, but i'm still glad he fused with amethyst being the first gem he was able to fuse with

Yes everybody is.
I stopped watching a while ago.

Except cotton candy Garnet is the best one.

She looks so delicious.