Come home, White man: Australia awaits!

>Aggressive anti-immigration policies
>Shitskins / Blacks openly treated as lesser races
>Extremely good education
>Very high minimum wage and work opportunities
>Beautiful countryside and landscape
>Unique flora / fauna
>Each city has areas that are more than 95% White (Eastern Sydney)
>Strong alliances with USA and Europe
>Based conservative government
>No gay marriage
>Only legal drugs are tobacco and alcohol

Why aren't you living in Australia yet?

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7500 shekels have been withdrawn from your account for hatecrime.

Don't you guys have an issue with chinks buying your land or something like that?

Because you keep saying you're full

>no guns

dropped

>noguns

pass

australia is rightful mediterranean clay

You're a retard. We have huge immigration rates of at least 300k a year. At least half of them shit skins.

>Why aren't you living in Australia yet?

There gov listens to the fembot's on policy, bans and censors games/art/books/movies

Tries to censor the internet and has crazy high prices on all electronics despite being next to where they are made

Everything is trying to kill you

No guns :(

>no guns
how am i supposed to defend myself from emu invasion

But what if a spoidah boites me on the bum?

>>Extremely good education
Isn't half the population functionally illiterate?
abc.net.au/local/videos/2012/09/07/3585457.htm
And as for the fauna and flore, some of it is a little too "unique".

>accepting 12,000 more refugees
>anti immigration

If Hillary wins... I don't know maybe. Australia sounds pretty based except for gun laws but I don't care too much about guns.

anti illegal immigration

you guys still legally migrate a shit ton of muslims. and chinks.

fuck off we're full

I wish.

no first amendment

no second amendment

monarchy cucks

fix those and I'm fucking there mate

I know these are assholes and occasionally kill people but do some Australians keep them as pets?

theres probably some but not really no

Black people here in the US are under the impression Aussie girls love them. Apparently its a common conception among them.

Is there any truth to this?

>a fucking union jack

i don't like all of your crawling shit

Because 8 foot tall spiders control 95% of your land.

All of you please self-deport to Australia, nobody wants you here. Either that or an hero. Do it now, or do it when Trump loses. Either's fine by me. Thanks

This. I'd visit and maybe make an extended stay, but never change my nationality because

>liberal cuck
>no first amendment
>no second amendment
>Monarchy
>muh jewish "hatespeech" laws
>general cuckoldry
>expensive as fuck.
>terrible nonwhite immigrant problems which make it unattractive.

Probably a great country, but it's got more problems than America.

>Aggressive anti-immigration policies

You're joking right?
Anti illegal immigration, maybe.

...

Never visit again. The best beaches are, but how to ask Australia to Sydney zoo. They sent me to the one-hour journey to Manly in the wrong direction .

>Monarchy
>One the only things tying us with white Anglo saxon past
>bad
>Siding with Lefties, Lin Jong and Abu Wali

Also
>terrible nonwhite immigrant problems which make it unattractive.
>See flag

yeah let me just get killed by the local wildlife as soon as I arrive in the airport

also fuck you I want snowy winters as well as hot summers

japan is probably the best place for white people right now, free jobs, cute girls, great culture

Fuck off, we're full.

>Aggressive anti-immigration policies

"Emigrate to Australia because we have aggressive anti-immigration policies!"

>abo logic

Straya. Not even once.

I really would bro, but I value self defense too much and love my home with all my heart. I'll die fighting for it.

youtu.be/PdviZSwhjfo

>Monarchy
>Bad

>terrible nonwhite immigrant problems which make it unattractive.
>USA flag
>S A T I R E
>A
>T
>I
>R
>E

>snowy winters
>literally mountain range called "The Snowy Mountains"

>japan
>XDD
>*unsheathes katana*

isnt australia just flooded with gooks and chinks and the real estate market totally out of control?

They probably meant Austrian girls.

Yes. Very much like you guys.

Yep. And the so called "white people" are Slavs, Italians and Greeks.

They are basically a giant rabbit in most cases when raised by a human.

This is the funniest shit

I don't think I'd feel safe, when half your wildlife can kill you in seconds..

Interesting that half the posters comment on the so-called killer wildlife.

Certainly this has to be overblown confirmation bias. When the only pictures you see are the craziest animals you think they all are

>entire country is desert wasteland
>noguns

it's like a slightly worse america

I can't even be mad.

Why are Sup Forums Australians different than Australians everywhere else? Yesterday I was hiking Fagaras mountains and he joined me. He wasn't stupid at all, had a cool accent and even taught me some nice tricks about hiking.

I think Australia is one of the top 3 countries of this board. Them, Iceland and Switzerland. Impressive nations who strayed from non white immigration. Although australia has been getting worse in the past years, still above 80% white.

Gizza job mate

And I'm there

What were the tricks m8?

11,000 Icelanders offered up their houses for refugees. For context, the population of Iceland is about 300,000. They're not some uncucked paradise.

If I date a flat chested 18 year old in Australia, will I be arrested?

>implying they're any different

I would have given aus to Japan.

yes

its pretty relaxed honestly, I haven't seen any killer wildlife here in sydney ever, just don't go to the desert, or to the reefs in summer, or to the bush

get fucked mate we're all pretty relaxed

seek.com.au

no, age of consent is 16

i would have given the leaf to alaska

Come Home White Man

still not entirely cucked. Wouldn't compare them to Sweden or us

>white europeans will never rule the world again

>he thinks Iceland is less cucked than USA

Hop on a plane to Reykjavik lad.

sorry bro but the 60% meme doesn't lie. I know alot of states aren't cucked, but it's just heart breaking to know the country with the most whites in the entire world is almost a minority..

Because Megatron is banned.

That's like saying that Rhodesia was cucked because it was 10% white, or the British Empire was cucked because it was 10% white.

but the mainland wasn't cucked. And that's really all that matters.

Australia is a great country to live and work in, it's a shame there is no job as good in my field :(

Btw the autralia has tons of jobs is a meme, it's usually shit tier burger flipping/employee jobs or middle management with decent wage but if you are educated with skills (STEM) you won't find as many things there.

>no guns
>no freedom of speech
>shitty traffic/ public transport
>Housing expensive af
>cuckservative government pushing feminist and big government agenda
>retarded fat braindead citizens
>Laws about everything
Our country has become a shithole, even the US is better than Aus despite the nigs, but at least they have 1st and 2nd Amendment and Trump.

>Btw the autralia has tons of jobs is a meme

It is? Everyone knows there's no fucking jobs here.

yea but your 20% more white so thats a pretty good jump

That's my point bruv.

> bogans and abos
> literacy

god damn dude

I don't trust a species that has its balls above its dick.

too hot

Chileans are very nice people anyway.

Ayy

Because I'm afraid of insects, thats why.

>wanting cunts to come here and ruin it

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

NOTHING HAS CHANGED

I don't understand it either. There's like 250k job vacancies with 1 million+ competing for them last I checked.

Yeah but it's still better than here. The sun shines and I can get a ute.

I am thinking of moving to Australia but I am not sure.
I am a white jew but im not religious im just your average neighbor jew.
Would I fit in?

>JEWnited states of Americuck
>Better than based Australia
t. Zhang Chang

We're still full, tho

Because its too warm for a white man.
Temperatures above 20 degrees are simply too warm.
Haven't you noticed warm countries are poor countries?
Hell, in dutch the spelling for warm and poor is litterally only different by one letter ( warm and arm ).

Or if it bites your Shiela on her brist whilst yer having six. You know, sixual ictivites on the bid. Don't brike the bid whilst shigging on it.

> Aggressive anti-immigration policies
> Gorrillions of chinks to the point they should be a majority in 2 generations

>Based conservative government
Self-described male feminist PM.
Self-described male feminist opposition leader who marches in gay pride rallies.

We're just a much less retarded Canada.

Do it JewBro

>No guns

Enjoy it while it lasts ausbros, you have nothing to protect it with.

>Would I

>fit in

Pick none

You fucked it up man

Iceland and Scotland are just as "cucked" as we are - as in; they are genuine SJW's and liberals, the only difference is that they havent been overrun with dindus yet

>Aggressive anti-immigration policies

Looks like you fell for the 'stop the boats' meme. Over 28% of Australians were born in a foreign country, we're being swamped by legal immigrants from China and India.

sbs.com.au/news/article/2015/01/29/more-quarter-australians-born-overseas

Dave? When did you get internet in the cuck shed?

I don't see how it's a telling sign to our government that alot of Europeans a immigrating here due to their continent letting its self be swarmed due to "progressive" policies. Would love to have a public forum for this shit but noooo feelings might be hurt.

>Why aren't you living in Australia yet?
Strict migration policies for Russians. You just can't live in there.
I do not know why, but for asians or muslimes it is easier t moe to Australia.

australia is founded by baby rapers and pedophiles.

you would fit in my oven

deffinately, Melbourne has the largest Jewish community and if your not religious you will fit in anywhere except for up far north, they seem to be the bible belt of this land.

>I do not know why
Because you are second world, lazy, violent alcoholics.

>Only legal drugs are tobacco and alcohol

Are you implying this is a good thing? How can you even call yourself a 1st world country if you haven't even legalized Marijuana?

dear australian department of immigration, can I come after I get my degree assuming I can find a computer related job down there.

>>terrible nonwhite immigrant problems which make it unattractive
You're joking aren't you, amerilard?