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cитe бyгapи дa лaпaaт кyp

Why do you hate your ancestors?

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here's hoping mods don't delete this thread, when the greek gets banned and the old thread is no longer bump limit

What was the purpose of this post?

Yeah about that. You see...he IS a mod.

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dddanky shooon

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How is Genghis watching from the sky when he hasn't even been born yet?

a mod shitposter?
stop the presses

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бyгapки*
КOИ ШTE HИ ДAДE ПAPУУУУУУУУУ

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She died in Greece.

rip in peace in greece
never heard of her tho

Fuck an"Me sir

>voulgarika

your.. ancestor :)

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wow it wasn't a joke. Fuck..

instagram.com/mishkina_daria/?hl=ru

>Daria Tigrina Mishkina

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wow a greek site actually calls them Macedonians. Fuck..

>kaimaktsalan

>Νεkροί οι δύο Σkοπιανοί τουρίστες στο Καϊμάkτσαλαν

nope

Is the кaјмaк there great?

So good you die from it.

kaimaktsoglan

OFFICIAL MOUNTAIN SITE

kaimaktsalan.gr/

tsatsiki flavored chips is disgusting and all those eating it are subhumans

>kaimaktsalan.gr/
it looks like a hill, not a mountain
no wonder they cant compete with our mountains
lmao mountainlets

a lot bulgarians died for this mountain tho

at least gods live in ours

youtube.com/watch?v=dCN9fEQMYYo

>tfw ur just a gorilla

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I want to put something in my ass but I'm paranoid it will bleed or something because I've never put anything in it

Is this a safe method?

you are a man you fucking fag, stop dreaming of being a faggot

it's time to move on to bigger and better pleasure devices

it's pretty safe, but make sure to use plenty of lubricant and relax your pooper.

100%, tested and approved + IT FELT FUCKING GREAT

>48 hours without a ciggie

scoop-a-poop maneuver

Do you enjoy the sensation of sticking things in your pooper or you do it to pretend you're being fucked?

I admit it feels pretty cool when I'm shitting for the sensation of the shit coming out, but I wonder if the same would feel for opposite - sticking things inside it.

why do you put stuff inside your asses you idiots, just hire a prostitute and enjoy sex like proper human beings you cucks

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Xmmmmmmm

>White woman brings 10 niggers on this planet
I don't want to live anymore

that's more along the lines of what i thought

>24 years without one
how DO i do it?

she adopted them i think

>nogomet

kek

PLAP (Pung longer than the penis) - a common condition in which the underside of the scrotum reaches further down to the ground than its companion, the penis.

Anders Hansson and I meet in the men's locker room at Eriksdal. - "Most people I talked to see a sharp scrotum as a sign of high masculinity and good propagation ability, but what they do not think about the problems that follow."

Anders standing stark naked, arms crossed with one foot on the floor and the other on the bench and spreads some legs.

He looks relaxed and casually out.

I'm trying to fix the look in his face, but all I see is a big red pendant balls with an enormously small penis. Rather, an acorn that popped out of the skin, screaming for help.

I ask - "Have there been any problems with your condition?"

Anders slowly lower foot down from the bench and reaching for their washed-out green underpants and smell them.

- "Well, these are freshly washed .. What did you say, problems? With intimacy? I'll be honest and say that many women become nervous when we .. Yes .. When we have sex, that is. I tend to calm them with tender words that I should be loving and gentle, but it always ends with me flaskar on them so violently in doggy style to the scrotum both hit me in the back and her across the chest. Endel girls are so afraid that they'll be tough and say they do not feel anything. "

For some reason ignored Anders in putting on underwear without first started with their sports socks as he pulled up to the knees.

I ask the last question: - "What's the worst thing your scrotum has been through?"

Anders get something painful in his eyes and takes on a far too small shirt, still without underwear.

- "Come here," he says.

We go towards the showers and he leads me straight to the sauna.

Anders opens the door and I turned off a strong odor of dampness, birch and hormones.

- "Do you see the gap between those planks perched on top bunk? Do you see that there is a metal rod 20 cm under the bunk? My balls went down there and just got longer and longer the heat. After 5 minutes, I felt it started to burn something terrible on the underside of my balls and pure reflex I jumped up but then the planks not enough distance to let through my balls. The pain of pulling the balls in this way made me swoon. I woke up again by the same burning pain as scrotum re low against the metal and I jumped up again. There you go, I held on 4-5 times before the janitor picked up a crowbar and helped me loose. "

After endless discussions with gynecologists and sex educator, I have found out one important detail: PLAP is a normal condition. You should not feel bad because you have a big scrotum in relation to the penis. Most often it is children or the elderly who have just that, PLAP. A gynecologist told me that PLAP: are often have big ears and roomier anus.

Kaj Liljenroth

when did you quit? 1994?

youtube.com/watch?v=P0psF0cnLHE

Why don't we have any catchy fascist songs?

>hit me in the back and her across the chest
kek

really tho tbqh i would prefer if my nuts were larger

its safe
i've put lots of stuff there
most recently I used a christmas candle, which I later gave as a gift to one girl (female) friends of mine

because the bulgarian people are communist

no they are half white half nig nog
she is their mother

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i pretend to be a faggot, but when i'm out of the shower (and the toothbrush is out of my poophole) i'm your everyday Burgas batka

>hire a prostitute
i'm not a faggot, ty

i've tried it, it was alright, but it's such a bother to shit every time before i do it. it's just not worth more than like once a month at best

would you let a handsome Italian fuck you?

legit laughed

because hiring a female escort is more gay than sticking dildos, candles or a whole mosque inside your ass huh

daily reminder if you don't wear a cute cock-sock while you fuck your ass you're not doing it right

>tfw still don't have the balls to do it
I got drunk one night and called 2 whores, but they wouldn't pick up their phones

Hahahahaha, who did this? Hilarious.

fucking candle ass burglar
cвeщeн бaндит

redpill me on asmr videos

>tfw she probably candle herself with it
she got a aroma candle for Christmas, i got that, but does that mean you technically had a common lover?

cвeщeния бaндит

kek
can someone do that with a bastun

how handsome, and can i suck his dick before he fucks me? nohomo btw

>they wouldn't pick up their phones

that's why you call in the noon, not during working times

everyone can fuck a whore, but only a real man can take a cock up his butt

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I did it cause years ago, when I wanted to be with her, I tried buying her love by gifting her an expensive parfume, which I bought from a small shop in Lille, France. The parfume was really original and costed 300+ euro. I thought she'd be sucking my dick after she sees it. Boy, was I wrong. Later she told me that she want us to be friends only and that I should only give her normal-tier (shit) gifts. Since then I've been gifting her really shitty stuff - a book from the mass literature genr (I know she would never read it, but it will take place in her home); an USB flash in the form of a lip-stick (so that she could someday make a mistake and put in her purse the wrong item); a small package of Romanian sweets, which I bought in Bucuresti (i tried several of them and they all tasted like my ass) And for this Christmas - the aforementioned candle and a teddy bear (well soaked in my sperm).

Which one should I buy lads?

bad-dragon.com/products/ika

or

bad-dragon.com/products/winstonstongue

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How do people even find this shit erotic? It's disgusting.

Just buy a phallic-shaped object.

>the fucking state of bulgarians in this thread

You're the most pathetic slavshit subhuman that has ever existed in this site. You are everything ikibey has talked about and was god damned right.

This isn't even that bad.

Bulgarians are turanic and based, and Macedonians are based and greek.

i'd go for the second one, the first one could get dirtier from small fecal pieces that were left in your rectum
t. ikibey

thanks based sveshten bandit
im gonna think of your posts when im using the product

Faggot

tva nqkoi tr da go razprostrani vuv evreibuka da namerim taq deto e priela opozorenata svesht

good night balkinhos

You can also try with cornichons... I've been buying these fat and large (around 10cm) ones from the local shop. I use them with lubricant and a condom, which I put on the veggie with my mouth (several years of training). I've also lost a lot of weight, cause I am training for autofellatio. Not sure if I am gonna make it. One can only hope.

you look like ur gonna make it
keep up the good work

izvini se be

az predlagam kat q namerim seki poster ot treda da i prati sveshti koito si e puhal u gyza