Asking fellow USA brethren; who deserves to be our neighbors in North America? Leafs and lawnscapers are pretty fucking lame and bad influences on American culture.
Personally, I'd be cool with China chilling up top, trade would be easier and labor jobs could be paid more. Blue collar in the north and whit collar below.
As far as our southern brethren, I'm down with Australia. They are chill as fuck, cool place to vacation; and they love USA dick like no other. Stable and fun, fuck yeah.
>who deserves to be our neighbors in North America
AMERICANS!
This lol
Meh you tried to annex us when we were off fighting Napoleon and our mothers and daughters beat your ass back across the border and torched a few prominent houses. I'd love for you guys to try again but i've been down south and I know you can't even police your third world cities.
That land belongs to the fourth reich
Well of course the world would be better if we were all Murica, this is just an exercise in thought.
Jesus Christ just stop you fuck. Puffing your chest as a leaf is akin to hosting a meal as an African.
>China?!!!
so you could get cheap organs
from political prisoners?
and slave labor?
fuck no!
This is essentially why most Canadians hate the USA as a whole. 60% '''''white''''' (30-35% western european) the home of pretty much all degeneracy in the world they push tranny shit on all of our kids and invented/pushed globalism and mass immigration. We look at the situation down south such as massive race issues, high taxes but zero social services, and we fear that shit will seep its way up here.
Anyways the reason most of you hate America is the same reason we hate America. When you defend your 5/8 babies born to non-europeans 20,000,000 illegal migrants shit heap you're not helping anyone but the Jew that runs your bonafide Israeli client state.
Don't leave! We'd miss you. After all, your women are such turbo sluts. Closest I've come to be being raped are my encounters with American women.
Rubbing shoulders of the greatest GDPs would be bad? Na senpai.
Please reapply comment when globally relevant.
China can't wait to bury your country. Same goes with Latin America, Africa, Middle East, Russia and all the other places you've fucked over. This is my greatest fear because I know once people turn the USA into a massive factional destroyed version of Syria we won't be able to stop it from flowing across our borders.
Brits 100%. Let canada join the EU and britan can come brexit to us.
Says the obese half-white nobody making $20k a year. You hyper individualistic useful idiots don't even understand that being irrelevant and mediocre on the global stage is the optimal goal. Everyone fucking hates you and once this shit sets off 90% of the world is going to be dropping millions of rpgs and aks on your country.
I get a flannel shirt, dose myself in socialist musk, and never try to compete beyond my comfort zone. I can see how women flock to this.
It's like you never heard of innovation and specialized labor. Oh, well where you're from...
Says the neutered citizen who opposes the people that literally support 80% of their economy. Dreams are fun leaf, too bad they're not real.
Only 60% of the adults in your country work at least one hour per month and more than half of that that do work earn less than $30k a year. You can even throw inflation out the window and the Canadians were still better off twenty years ago.
You useful idiots think you're special but you have 330m people*. You're expected to produce 10x as many medals, 10x as many inventions, etc. because you have 40 people for every 4 Canadians.
*44m nigs and 22m illegal economic migrants.
You do realize that feminism and all that cuckold shit came from the USA right? Name one far-left faggot ass movement that didn't originate in your shit heap rotten society. You may not see the American connection to all the anti-white shit in this world but everyone else sees it.
Guess you're the global world power now. My bad, syrupbro.
You do realize that you know this because culturally the U.S. Dominates the globe. Some dumbass feminist manager of dunkin donuts has more cultural sway than any leaf. You really got me.
>implying china doesn't already reside up top
I love how you faggots go on about >muh petro dollar and >muh global power but your largest import source Canada told you to bend over and buy our oil in CAD or fuck off, and shit you can't even muster up the public support to fight fucking ISIS and Russia takes whatever land it wants it gets away with more than it did during the last true Pax. 6/10 of your top 10 billboard artists are from the commonwealth (4 Canadian) and both of your biggest box office hits last year were filmed in Canada and featured Canadian leads. What culture you do have is just whatever degeneracy American internationalist Jews have cooked up last.
Yet you'll ignore that 5/8 babies are born to non-europeans and defend your rotted out shit heap of a country instead of changing it.
China is dope. If it was closer wages would improve. Too bad there's an ocean.
>the U.S. Dominates the globe.
hahahahaha it doesn't have any influence in non-anglo areas and the influence it does have in anglo nations is limited entirely to your Jewish ruling class and more than half the time it's our people that they're pushing
Funny how you have to respond with long posts as I don't. Go lick the queen's crack and dredge every report you can find only to realize you're a part of a culture that, by massive majority, supports and gains from the relationship you have with us.
How do you get dub dubs yet still be so stupid?
You shit on our head of state but you elected a nigger with a majority back to back and now are choosing between a jewboot licking reality star and one the biggest criminals on the planet.
We joke here that 21st century America has already killed republicanism in this country for 50 years.
I can't think of any common known Canadian joke, probably because you're so nonexistent.
Check your billboard top ten faggot.
We'll come as long as we can leave the boongs 457 visas and dirty appendage New Zealand behind
France is our brother and oldest ally. I would share a border with france.
I forgot the power of billboards in a global economy, you got me.
Don't be a fag.
North: I would like Switzerland
South: Australia for close proximity shitposting
desu russia should take canada's place
China and Japan as competitive neighbors would knock out our degenerate sense of complacency real quick. We'd go from the most technologically-advanced country within the continent to the least.
Russia is done for.