Oy, user. Ow bout a shag then?

>oy, user. Ow bout a shag then?
>Ah'll ave your knob fer suppa

I wish there were slags like this near me. I'd ravage their cunts like the USA did to the Middle East.

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I'd honestly be scared in such a scenario.

y-yes please

Anyone else seen so many threads like these that you've begun imagining girls calling you user when you jerk off?

Slags are our greatest export.

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I'm sorry miss but I have no idea what the fuck you just said

go on 'en luv, show us yer minge

>Hey, Anonymous. How about an act of reproducing, then?
>I will have your reproductive organ for dinner

not roight know luvv, oI'm busy watching 'e latest 'istorical show on 'e BBC network, yea? absolutely MINT show innit, banger show. You're a fit bird and all, but a lad's go'a watch 'is shows, yeah?

Please export more.

t. Your closest ally

>BUGGA,! ME TELLY LICENSE IS UP!
>OY, OPEN IN THERE, SUNSHINE! IN THE NAME OF ER MAJESTY!

OI SHITE LUVV, 'E COPPERS ARE 'ERE. QUICK, HIDE ME BOTTER KNOIFE AND BRING ME RAPE LOICENSE

>other countries are ashamed of their slags
British Isles are the stacy countries

How can I, a CHI, find an English gf like this? Pls respond.

I wanna claim her Malvinas

France

Are promiscuous women really that common in England?

I dated an Australian for one year,

She was kind of a cunt and she had chav friends but the sex was good at least.

cor

kys

yea, very

Really, i thought it was just a meme

Can betas get laid easily there?

go to any city decent sized on a friday or saturday night, just don't act like a weirdo and it's not difficult

If you've got decent crack and you're not a prick you can maybe get one on your level of attractiveness