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any LG G4 man in?
girls judge guys who haven't got iphones
FACT.
owner of an iPhone SE here, must admit that I quite like the look of that
No non-whites allowed
woah careful with those knives
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soph
are charli
how old are you 12?
parents got me a brick phone when I was a kid because I begged them for one
Signed up to orange alerts(business and sports and all that, because it's what cool businessmen do), cost 50p a text
Didn't know how to stop them so just ignored it, then the got the bill and absolutely bollocked me haha xx
*normie girls
biggest cucking I got was when I bought the S5
piece of shit had an otterbox defender and barely lasted a year
meanwhile I keep abusing my trusty htc desire 628 and it's doing bretty gud after a year
alri
i have the LG G4
>hello user
overrated
always have the little lightning to 3.5 converter on my phone visible so people know ive got a new one haha
my phone was made in 2007. it doesn't even have a camera
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>i have the LG
hello you cunt
>why yes i don't own a TV
LG's look like bricks ahahahha
reckon my bricklayer friend could probably cement it into a stack and it'd go unnoticed
normoid: latest iphone/previous gen iphone
deano: 5/5s with a cracked screen
rasheed: samsung phones
autist/chink: anything else
>walks back home from the club heels in hand absolutely trashed
*shoves you back into the closet where you belong*
ahahaha sister did something similar got billed £200 and my dad ground her for 6 weeks
Moil on the morn
most androids use manufacture specific versions like samsungs touchwiz and are full of bloatware apps unless you root them
motorola and google use stock andriod and has little to no manufacturer apps
pixel 2 is the best phone on the market atm
all girls are either normie or complete autists
normie girls are way better of course as autists girls crash others lives
lmao funny thing is my chad/deano housemate unironically has that.
having a battered, old generation iPhone is a massive hipster thing to do desu
makes you think
WORKIN' NINE TO FIVE
WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVIN'
a root is a root
spent me student loan on the new iphone x heww
nigga
couldn't rely solely on a phone for using the internet. NEED a large screen and physical keyboard. simple as
what the fuck does this spastic think he knows about girls? jesus christ
Unironically own a Microsoft Lumia 550
toil interview on the morrow
he knows nothing about girls
he shagged one for 2 hours and she didn't even cum
Toil on the morrow
Toil on the morrow wagies
Toil on the morrow
Toil gonna trouble dat morrow
>sits in a comfy air conditioned office all day and gets paid for it
waah wahh toil shut the fuck up you stupid cunts
anime
i don't
>literally buying botnet : the phone
good goyim
>gassing about an iphone to attract girls when you probably wear clothes from povvo chains like topman and tk maxx
lmao. love the working class
normies just use social media/instant messaging apps and watch youtube and stuff so they don't really have a need to do anything outside of that
>Microsoft Lumia
look at the top of his head
exactly
imagine unironically liking mogg
mm yes some lovely paper to satisfy my needs of sitting hunched in a metal box seeing no sunlight for hours on end
Most of my clothes are from George or Sports Direct.
any iphone is better than the pixel 2
use my iphone to do social media PR for clubs, i'm a promoter btw
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all phones are botnet
bet they loved this on reddit
Pixel 2 xl is probably the best phone on the market currently. The autismo phone reviewers had a gathering and some of the most famous ones had Pixels
phones improve every year just like any other product.
not bothered about my phone. my moto g 3rd gen still works great.
i am bothered about wearing good-quality well-fitting clothes though. as every adult man should be.
i see too many runts wearing shitty garms hunched over their expensive flashing toys.
no not really
Aye because google's probably sending them beaucoup bucks to use that shite
fucking this if I kept my old job I'd be freezing my nuts behind a counter because old boss wouldnt let us shut the fucking door because he was a gay cunt
and having worked demolition jobs I know that's already an easy job
office jobs are for the absolute wankers
This is the average brexit voter. Disgraceful.
my mate bought a phone from china that doesn't have a border around the screen. is just one giant screen. pretty cool. seems a bit gimmicky though.
didn't have lunch today
brainlet
If you get out of bed
And find me standing all alone
Open-eyed
Burn the page
My little dark age
you are normal lad, you dont want to be but you are. deal with it, le secret club is smoke and mirrors.
currently wearing a pair of tailored wool trousers from apc, a sunspel undershirt, wool 1/4 zip jumper by Margiela and Loake chelseas actually
iphone x/pixel 2 xl/note 8 are the best phones right now
normies only own one of them though
and the facebook app inflates every year to offset it
Deano spends his time inflating his useless muscles at the gym
I, a true pioneer, spend my time exercising my brain watching the latest woes videos
And they say I'm "wasting my time" hah, I laugh at them
you arrive in the ethnostate
>phones improve every year just like any other product
leftists should be executed
The toil is all consuming, it turns you into a monster...
where can you buy high quality hoodies i.e not paper thin and ones that don't have logos and normieshit brands spunked all over them i.e 'JACK JONES' ?
filtering all variations of singing apus as the lyric posting has gotten out of hand
Wtf has happened to America. Even the cartoons have become psychotic
looks violent
the thing is all girls want to be normie
even autist girls want to be normie.
this is just my opinion anyways
"omg, it's that fucking small!?"
bollocks stinking up a storm
normal and normie are different things
I don't follow popular culture or have a low IQ
>paying £1k for a phone just to browse social media
snowing outside
but it looked really cool on the advert
snowing inside, by which i mean i am doing cocaine
theres a really weird naivety to richard spencer I find pretty endearing.
the thing is tho I'm unironically successful with womyn now but people here want to continue pushing a 3 year old meme about me.
excellent limbal rings on her
t. person who knows what limbal rings are
feel like pure shit just want it back
have £261 to my name
>Calistenics
Drinking a glass of Kasteel Cuvee du Chateau lads