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any LG G4 man in?

girls judge guys who haven't got iphones

FACT.

owner of an iPhone SE here, must admit that I quite like the look of that

No non-whites allowed

woah careful with those knives

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soph

are charli

how old are you 12?

parents got me a brick phone when I was a kid because I begged them for one

Signed up to orange alerts(business and sports and all that, because it's what cool businessmen do), cost 50p a text

Didn't know how to stop them so just ignored it, then the got the bill and absolutely bollocked me haha xx

*normie girls

biggest cucking I got was when I bought the S5

piece of shit had an otterbox defender and barely lasted a year

meanwhile I keep abusing my trusty htc desire 628 and it's doing bretty gud after a year

alri

i have the LG G4

>hello user

overrated

always have the little lightning to 3.5 converter on my phone visible so people know ive got a new one haha

my phone was made in 2007. it doesn't even have a camera

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>i have the LG

hello you cunt

>why yes i don't own a TV

LG's look like bricks ahahahha
reckon my bricklayer friend could probably cement it into a stack and it'd go unnoticed

normoid: latest iphone/previous gen iphone

deano: 5/5s with a cracked screen

rasheed: samsung phones

autist/chink: anything else

>walks back home from the club heels in hand absolutely trashed

*shoves you back into the closet where you belong*

ahahaha sister did something similar got billed £200 and my dad ground her for 6 weeks

Moil on the morn

most androids use manufacture specific versions like samsungs touchwiz and are full of bloatware apps unless you root them

motorola and google use stock andriod and has little to no manufacturer apps

pixel 2 is the best phone on the market atm

all girls are either normie or complete autists
normie girls are way better of course as autists girls crash others lives

lmao funny thing is my chad/deano housemate unironically has that.

having a battered, old generation iPhone is a massive hipster thing to do desu

makes you think

WORKIN' NINE TO FIVE
WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVIN'

a root is a root

spent me student loan on the new iphone x heww

nigga

couldn't rely solely on a phone for using the internet. NEED a large screen and physical keyboard. simple as

what the fuck does this spastic think he knows about girls? jesus christ

Unironically own a Microsoft Lumia 550

toil interview on the morrow

he knows nothing about girls
he shagged one for 2 hours and she didn't even cum

Toil on the morrow
Toil on the morrow wagies
Toil on the morrow
Toil gonna trouble dat morrow

>sits in a comfy air conditioned office all day and gets paid for it

waah wahh toil shut the fuck up you stupid cunts

anime

i don't

>literally buying botnet : the phone

good goyim

>gassing about an iphone to attract girls when you probably wear clothes from povvo chains like topman and tk maxx

lmao. love the working class

normies just use social media/instant messaging apps and watch youtube and stuff so they don't really have a need to do anything outside of that

>Microsoft Lumia

look at the top of his head

exactly

imagine unironically liking mogg

mm yes some lovely paper to satisfy my needs of sitting hunched in a metal box seeing no sunlight for hours on end

Most of my clothes are from George or Sports Direct.

any iphone is better than the pixel 2

use my iphone to do social media PR for clubs, i'm a promoter btw

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all phones are botnet

bet they loved this on reddit

Pixel 2 xl is probably the best phone on the market currently. The autismo phone reviewers had a gathering and some of the most famous ones had Pixels

phones improve every year just like any other product.

not bothered about my phone. my moto g 3rd gen still works great.

i am bothered about wearing good-quality well-fitting clothes though. as every adult man should be.

i see too many runts wearing shitty garms hunched over their expensive flashing toys.

no not really

Aye because google's probably sending them beaucoup bucks to use that shite

fucking this if I kept my old job I'd be freezing my nuts behind a counter because old boss wouldnt let us shut the fucking door because he was a gay cunt

and having worked demolition jobs I know that's already an easy job

office jobs are for the absolute wankers

This is the average brexit voter. Disgraceful.

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my mate bought a phone from china that doesn't have a border around the screen. is just one giant screen. pretty cool. seems a bit gimmicky though.

didn't have lunch today

brainlet

If you get out of bed
And find me standing all alone
Open-eyed
Burn the page
My little dark age

you are normal lad, you dont want to be but you are. deal with it, le secret club is smoke and mirrors.

currently wearing a pair of tailored wool trousers from apc, a sunspel undershirt, wool 1/4 zip jumper by Margiela and Loake chelseas actually

iphone x/pixel 2 xl/note 8 are the best phones right now

normies only own one of them though

and the facebook app inflates every year to offset it

Deano spends his time inflating his useless muscles at the gym

I, a true pioneer, spend my time exercising my brain watching the latest woes videos

And they say I'm "wasting my time" hah, I laugh at them

you arrive in the ethnostate

>phones improve every year just like any other product

leftists should be executed

The toil is all consuming, it turns you into a monster...

where can you buy high quality hoodies i.e not paper thin and ones that don't have logos and normieshit brands spunked all over them i.e 'JACK JONES' ?

filtering all variations of singing apus as the lyric posting has gotten out of hand

Wtf has happened to America. Even the cartoons have become psychotic

looks violent

the thing is all girls want to be normie

even autist girls want to be normie.

this is just my opinion anyways

"omg, it's that fucking small!?"

bollocks stinking up a storm

normal and normie are different things
I don't follow popular culture or have a low IQ

>paying £1k for a phone just to browse social media

snowing outside

but it looked really cool on the advert

snowing inside, by which i mean i am doing cocaine

theres a really weird naivety to richard spencer I find pretty endearing.

the thing is tho I'm unironically successful with womyn now but people here want to continue pushing a 3 year old meme about me.

excellent limbal rings on her

t. person who knows what limbal rings are

feel like pure shit just want it back

have £261 to my name

>Calistenics

Drinking a glass of Kasteel Cuvee du Chateau lads