Set mind to purpose on posting in a Spartacus thread
Spartacus
please tell me she braps
webms now
user, have you penetrated anyone yet?
REMOVE COCK FROM HAND TO POST PICTURES OF ROMAN WOMEN, AND SEE EFFORTS REWARDED WITH GALLONS OF JIZZ
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Watching Xena get defiled by a filthy Syrian dude was kino
Why did they talk like this in the show? Was I the only one who felt a bit disturbed by it?
WOAH. HOLY SHIT.
Now I know why she seemed so familiar. I didn't know she was Xena.
Superior show coming through
They removed the pronouns to make it sound more Latiny and mixed in some Shakespeare influences
But thats retarded. English isn't Latin. If they want it to sound Latin-like, actually have the characters speak Latin and put on subtitles. Otherwise, just don't.
I started watching this show for the tits and I ended up watching oiled men fighting each other on the ground in their underwear.
Fucking fruitcakes.
Where do Spartacus fans get their tits from nowadays? And don't say GOT, that shit is gay as fuck.
We in the colonies are not to notice such things.
The point was to give the dialog a unique flavor. It wasn't trying to exactly emulate roman speech, it was trying to make it feel like it
The part where the cutted off Mr. Huge Dong's dick was kind of fucked up.
But that's still dumb because that's not how English is supposed to be spoken. And English was not Roman speak. It makes them sound like stereotypical cave men,unless that's what they were kind of going for especially with the slaves.
You have autism, dont you?
Indubitably
her tits aren't that big what the fuck
It's kino speak, plebs don't understand it.
I fear you have not yet quaked.
not even the other guy you're arguing with, but yeah, you're a retard, spartacus dialogue was amazing for what it was
they arent even remotely trying to be the same kind of show
It's different, it's fun, and who cares about what you think because YOU STAND AS ROMAN YOU FUCKING SHIT
>Google Spartacus rape face
>first image is pic related
BASED good cossutius
This show is literally blatant soft core pornography
yeah, but with action scenes and genuinely funny dialogue
now that i think about it, brazzers should totally do a series of porn with spartacus dialogue
Pretty much, but it was great.
seems you got something against this
i loved the show
and finally seeing xena nude is a def plus
Teenage me loved Lucy Lawless for that
I mean, you're not wrong, but it's not really a fair comparison
Words fall from mouth as shit from ass
spoonfeed please?
The wife of Spartacus was the most attractive girl on the show. believe me.
new Snek?
Tbbqh this show is filled with black qt slave girls. Also why is the show such shit after the first 2 seasons?
>Also why is the show such shit after the first 2 seasons?
Gods of the Arena is the only bad season
Is that bosom as large as it looks in that pic?
The magic of the series died along with Andy Whitfield
of course not, everyone knows the pushup bra was invented in ancient rome user
liam mcintyre was great as spartacus tho, he just wasn't andy
sometimes i wonder why my luck in life has been so good, and someone like whitfield gets fucking cancer for no reason and dies.
sadly this
I was legitimately heartbroken when I heard he died. Never continued the show after that.
Your loss because the finale is legitimately one of the best endings to a show of all time. It's amazing how they turned this from pulp into something more honest and touching than most of serious television. The other spartacus did a good job and there's something for you as well.
Really? I might check it out at some point then.
I love this show, infact it's probably my favourite series but holy shit the new Naevia dropped it atleast 2 points for me. What an insufferable cunt she is.
Just stick with it. After they leave the estate it's kinda shitty at point but it has it's up and downs, but towards the end it becomes really great. If you power through I think it will be worth it. But try to get not too much expectations so it will have a bigger effect on you.
You are missing out, it takes like 2 episodes to adjust to new Spartacus
>What an insufferable cunt she is.
Honestly for such a fun character, most Crixus sub plots were garbage
Rome is great but you can enjoy both.
>Your loss because the finale is legitimately one of the best endings to a show of all time
This, the finale was pretty fucking awesome, truly brothers. While I myself did lament the loss of Andy, I pushed on and watched the entire season of each series as it appeared before me on the wall of moving pictures in my humble abode.
Tits, ass, death, deception, dismay, disruption, destruction, dear brothers and sisters, make yourselves wary of not experiencing all the rightful glory of the 4 series as 1 sometime before the last breath leaves your body.
See it done, good citizens of Sup Forums.
I'll give it a go. Thanks guys.
Its literally the best season
>not season 3
Fuck me that ending was too good.
>I will not be killed by a slave!
>No! For I am a free man!
Was he...dare I say it? Our guy?
got any lucy lawless nude pics?
>"You kiss my cheek, just to finger my ass."
Never before has dialogue produced such veritable wisdom. True kino.
I loved his character. It was the perfect sniveling, conniving guy just trying to survive by fucking over everyone.
>cucks Crixus
Definitely /ourguy/. Really wish Naevia didn't kill him though. He should've wrecked her given how they show his fighting abilities earlier and that Naevia hasn't been training all that long. Plus I couldn't stand Naevia after season 2.
The moral of the story is to not betray your brothers
Or find self separated from cock.
I didn't like the change at first, but it was appropriate. After they storm the ludus and become renegades, Spartacus must become a different man.
It went from a cheap and vulgar flash in the pan money grab, to being a more epic and entertaining version of the Lord of the Rings out of nowhere.
It was very surprising and well received:
silly user, thats Rome
bless the person who made this page
aznude.com
just wish they were higher quality
Naevia didn't kill him though, Caesar did
Based. That chick Glaber was banging on the side was the best.
>caeser
Who?
words fall from mouth like shit from ass. hold tongue or I plant fist in face. Jupiters cock, you speak as if woman on rag
Julius Caesar.
The one Indian-looking slave girl was really hot and had some great scenes, but she never turns up in these threads.
see
They don't have any of her best scenes on that site. Two stills but that's it.
WORDS FALL FROM YOUR MOUTH LIKE SHIT FROM ASS
Spartacus: Vengeance S02E10, for the record, brothers.
>Why did they talk like this in the show?
Because it's awesome, as all men of worth know.
>Was I the only one who felt a bit disturbed by it?
Words fall from you tongue like shit from ass!
>Crix chose this sheboon over every night big titty Xena, crazy bitch blonde girl, and any other chick the masters gave him
Diona was the hottest chick on the show.
>blatant soft core pornography
I would gladly purchase that for a denarius.
The Latin syntax is directly translated like that. (Romans llacked the shitty pronouns of the barbarian tribes that created English) It was meant to impart a unique feel to the dialogue
Sura slaps your silly slave bitch and tosses her from the courtyard of the ludus to her death far far below on the rocks.
The real hero of the show.
Sura was barely on the show and Diona was objectively the hottest slave q.t.
Was the season 3 finale the episode where they slammed the "resolve all existing plotlines" button, so like 7 major or semi-major characters died? It was a fuckin bloodbath like the end of season 1 if I remember right.
>the title of the season 1 finale
>leaping off of crixus shield onto the balcony
It did not disappoint
That's because only naevia was strong and crazy enough to handle the undefeated Gaul in bed
Never watched it but might give it a go guys. Just saw that every season has a different subtitle are the 3 seasons connected? Should I skip anything or watch everything
They're nothing but gratuitous soft core porn in the back drop of a few 300 knock off scenes. Rome included.
I'd kill for a legitimate sword and sandal series.
The bathtub slut was my favorite. Laura Surrich.
Season 2 is a prequel because based Andy Whitfield got cancer after the first season. Third season is a continuation with a different (but still good, just not quite Andy level) Spartacus.
S1>S3>S2
Season 2 is still worth a watch. I recommend watching in release order, but it should work in chronological order as well. You'll have to force yourself through the first 2 episodes of S1, but it is absolutely worth it.
>noone posted it yet
cmon guys
>It makes them sound like stereotypical cave men
That is nothing like cavemen languages. Cavemen didn't speak English. They didn't have complete syntax either. God how stupid are you that you think language as developed as theirs was what cavemen spoke like. I thought you were arguing for accuracy.
The prequel is not the second season.
what the fuck is tiger tail ice cream
Watch the documentary about him on netflix it just came out on it last week. i cried like a bitch. Its called "anywhere but hereŘ"
It's called "Be Here Now," you insufferable cunt.
>Cummings
FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED THAT JAI COURTNEY WAS THE BLOND DUDE
i dont even
>Once again the Gods spread check to ram cock in ass
Better dialogue you will not find
Ashur did nothing wrong
No, I'd say was one of us
And he was great in it too. He's quite underrated
You said she killed Crixus, not Ashur.
You stand a fucking Roman.
*calls you GOOD friend then kisses you*