Spartacus

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REMOVE COCK FROM HAND TO POST PICTURES OF ROMAN WOMEN, AND SEE EFFORTS REWARDED WITH GALLONS OF JIZZ

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Watching Xena get defiled by a filthy Syrian dude was kino

Why did they talk like this in the show? Was I the only one who felt a bit disturbed by it?

WOAH. HOLY SHIT.
Now I know why she seemed so familiar. I didn't know she was Xena.

Superior show coming through

They removed the pronouns to make it sound more Latiny and mixed in some Shakespeare influences

But thats retarded. English isn't Latin. If they want it to sound Latin-like, actually have the characters speak Latin and put on subtitles. Otherwise, just don't.

I started watching this show for the tits and I ended up watching oiled men fighting each other on the ground in their underwear.
Fucking fruitcakes.

Where do Spartacus fans get their tits from nowadays? And don't say GOT, that shit is gay as fuck.

We in the colonies are not to notice such things.

The point was to give the dialog a unique flavor. It wasn't trying to exactly emulate roman speech, it was trying to make it feel like it

The part where the cutted off Mr. Huge Dong's dick was kind of fucked up.

But that's still dumb because that's not how English is supposed to be spoken. And English was not Roman speak. It makes them sound like stereotypical cave men,unless that's what they were kind of going for especially with the slaves.

You have autism, dont you?

Indubitably

her tits aren't that big what the fuck

It's kino speak, plebs don't understand it.

I fear you have not yet quaked.

not even the other guy you're arguing with, but yeah, you're a retard, spartacus dialogue was amazing for what it was

they arent even remotely trying to be the same kind of show

It's different, it's fun, and who cares about what you think because YOU STAND AS ROMAN YOU FUCKING SHIT

>Google Spartacus rape face
>first image is pic related

BASED good cossutius

This show is literally blatant soft core pornography

yeah, but with action scenes and genuinely funny dialogue

now that i think about it, brazzers should totally do a series of porn with spartacus dialogue

Pretty much, but it was great.

seems you got something against this
i loved the show
and finally seeing xena nude is a def plus

Teenage me loved Lucy Lawless for that

I mean, you're not wrong, but it's not really a fair comparison

Words fall from mouth as shit from ass

spoonfeed please?

The wife of Spartacus was the most attractive girl on the show. believe me.

new Snek?

Tbbqh this show is filled with black qt slave girls. Also why is the show such shit after the first 2 seasons?

>Also why is the show such shit after the first 2 seasons?
Gods of the Arena is the only bad season

Is that bosom as large as it looks in that pic?

The magic of the series died along with Andy Whitfield

of course not, everyone knows the pushup bra was invented in ancient rome user

liam mcintyre was great as spartacus tho, he just wasn't andy

sometimes i wonder why my luck in life has been so good, and someone like whitfield gets fucking cancer for no reason and dies.

sadly this

I was legitimately heartbroken when I heard he died. Never continued the show after that.

Your loss because the finale is legitimately one of the best endings to a show of all time. It's amazing how they turned this from pulp into something more honest and touching than most of serious television. The other spartacus did a good job and there's something for you as well.

Really? I might check it out at some point then.

I love this show, infact it's probably my favourite series but holy shit the new Naevia dropped it atleast 2 points for me. What an insufferable cunt she is.

Just stick with it. After they leave the estate it's kinda shitty at point but it has it's up and downs, but towards the end it becomes really great. If you power through I think it will be worth it. But try to get not too much expectations so it will have a bigger effect on you.

You are missing out, it takes like 2 episodes to adjust to new Spartacus

>What an insufferable cunt she is.
Honestly for such a fun character, most Crixus sub plots were garbage

Rome is great but you can enjoy both.

>Your loss because the finale is legitimately one of the best endings to a show of all time

This, the finale was pretty fucking awesome, truly brothers. While I myself did lament the loss of Andy, I pushed on and watched the entire season of each series as it appeared before me on the wall of moving pictures in my humble abode.

Tits, ass, death, deception, dismay, disruption, destruction, dear brothers and sisters, make yourselves wary of not experiencing all the rightful glory of the 4 series as 1 sometime before the last breath leaves your body.

See it done, good citizens of Sup Forums.

I'll give it a go. Thanks guys.

Its literally the best season

>not season 3
Fuck me that ending was too good.

>I will not be killed by a slave!
>No! For I am a free man!

Was he...dare I say it? Our guy?

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>"You kiss my cheek, just to finger my ass."

Never before has dialogue produced such veritable wisdom. True kino.

I loved his character. It was the perfect sniveling, conniving guy just trying to survive by fucking over everyone.

>cucks Crixus
Definitely /ourguy/. Really wish Naevia didn't kill him though. He should've wrecked her given how they show his fighting abilities earlier and that Naevia hasn't been training all that long. Plus I couldn't stand Naevia after season 2.

The moral of the story is to not betray your brothers

Or find self separated from cock.

I didn't like the change at first, but it was appropriate. After they storm the ludus and become renegades, Spartacus must become a different man.

It went from a cheap and vulgar flash in the pan money grab, to being a more epic and entertaining version of the Lord of the Rings out of nowhere.

It was very surprising and well received:

silly user, thats Rome

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Naevia didn't kill him though, Caesar did

Based. That chick Glaber was banging on the side was the best.
>caeser
Who?

words fall from mouth like shit from ass. hold tongue or I plant fist in face. Jupiters cock, you speak as if woman on rag

Julius Caesar.

Hmmmm

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The one Indian-looking slave girl was really hot and had some great scenes, but she never turns up in these threads.

see

They don't have any of her best scenes on that site. Two stills but that's it.

WORDS FALL FROM YOUR MOUTH LIKE SHIT FROM ASS

Spartacus: Vengeance S02E10, for the record, brothers.

>Why did they talk like this in the show?

Because it's awesome, as all men of worth know.

>Was I the only one who felt a bit disturbed by it?

Words fall from you tongue like shit from ass!

>Crix chose this sheboon over every night big titty Xena, crazy bitch blonde girl, and any other chick the masters gave him

Diona was the hottest chick on the show.

>blatant soft core pornography

I would gladly purchase that for a denarius.

The Latin syntax is directly translated like that. (Romans llacked the shitty pronouns of the barbarian tribes that created English) It was meant to impart a unique feel to the dialogue

Sura slaps your silly slave bitch and tosses her from the courtyard of the ludus to her death far far below on the rocks.

The real hero of the show.

Sura was barely on the show and Diona was objectively the hottest slave q.t.

Was the season 3 finale the episode where they slammed the "resolve all existing plotlines" button, so like 7 major or semi-major characters died? It was a fuckin bloodbath like the end of season 1 if I remember right.

>the title of the season 1 finale
>leaping off of crixus shield onto the balcony

It did not disappoint

That's because only naevia was strong and crazy enough to handle the undefeated Gaul in bed

Never watched it but might give it a go guys. Just saw that every season has a different subtitle are the 3 seasons connected? Should I skip anything or watch everything

They're nothing but gratuitous soft core porn in the back drop of a few 300 knock off scenes. Rome included.

I'd kill for a legitimate sword and sandal series.

The bathtub slut was my favorite. Laura Surrich.

Season 2 is a prequel because based Andy Whitfield got cancer after the first season. Third season is a continuation with a different (but still good, just not quite Andy level) Spartacus.

S1>S3>S2

Season 2 is still worth a watch. I recommend watching in release order, but it should work in chronological order as well. You'll have to force yourself through the first 2 episodes of S1, but it is absolutely worth it.

>noone posted it yet
cmon guys

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>It makes them sound like stereotypical cave men
That is nothing like cavemen languages. Cavemen didn't speak English. They didn't have complete syntax either. God how stupid are you that you think language as developed as theirs was what cavemen spoke like. I thought you were arguing for accuracy.

The prequel is not the second season.

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Watch the documentary about him on netflix it just came out on it last week. i cried like a bitch. Its called "anywhere but here،"

It's called "Be Here Now," you insufferable cunt.

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>Cummings

FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED THAT JAI COURTNEY WAS THE BLOND DUDE
i dont even

>Once again the Gods spread check to ram cock in ass
Better dialogue you will not find

Ashur did nothing wrong
No, I'd say was one of us

And he was great in it too. He's quite underrated

You said she killed Crixus, not Ashur.

You stand a fucking Roman.

*calls you GOOD friend then kisses you*