Be German

>be German
>have a wank
>die
can't make this shit up

maybe it's all that fucked porn

>The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat.
>He placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports The Local.

no, they are just hedonists

literally just heart attacks

germans are a broken, degenerate people. they need a strong leader to rule them and weed out the weak and depraved, and you anglos took that from them

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>germans are a broken, degenerate people
that's all you need

I know he's dead so he cares little, but it's so very shameful.

100 / 82,670,000
Statistically-speaking nothing of value has been lost.

>source: my ass

Imagine being found dead naked and rotting in front if your computer, your hard drive full of embarassing porn

That's why I stopped watching porn and jerking off like a piece of shit. I feel more productive since then.

I'd wank like once a week to some FB sluts and that's it.

why are germans so obsessed with anuses

sick in the head the lot of you

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But it's encrypted!

What type person would even do that?

fucking based

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at least he died doing what he loved

yes he loved having heart attacks xdDDD

o b s e s s e

>my ancestors are smiling at me imperial

what book is this from?

looks interesting

>that flag
>that post

Lmao

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Medicolegal Investigation of Death- Part II

ugh
gross
but fascinating at the same time

based as fuck

Tbf that's a great way to die

e.coli from all the scheisse

if that's a way to sudoku i'm choosing that, end of story. haven't decided on the pron yet

saved

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