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GSP edition

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quite enjoying the ongoing campaign to bullycide carl of swindon off the internet

Yo

empathy will save the world

having flashbacks to the time i took 1200ug of AL-LAD and ejaculated in the broken sink with a flaccid penis while time was paused

It's spelt 'Elon'

serious business idea: no new threads until the current one hits page 10, new rule henceforth

unless you post your face or got any weird tattoos noone will be able to doxx you based on pics of yourself in womens latex clothes

This sexy man wanted me to defecate on his beautiful face, and I was horrified – yet intrigued. I tried to decline, saying things like: "I'm not into scat," "I don't like the smell of shit." "This isn't very sanitary." Wordlessly, he led me back to the makeshift rim chair and sat me down, and he put a small towel around his neck, the way a hungry diner tucks a napkin into his collar.

The little circles he was making with his tongue were working magic and re-stimulated that strong urge to dump, so I let out some nuggets. The most unnerving thing was not shitting on a guy, but the fact that I could hear him chomping on my logs. The thought turned my stomach a bit, but somehow my dick was rock hard. Perhaps it was the visual stimulation of this really attractive man, or perhaps it was the pleasurable sensations he was sending through my body with his tongue – whatever it was, I started to relax and enjoy the experience, and I vividly recall riding his chin like I was at the rodeo.

There were a few times that shook me from my daze when he'd ask me to stop shitting so that he'd have time to chew, and it would reoccur to me that I was pooping on someone's face. But to his credit, he did not make a mess, and I never smelled anything. After we both nut, I sheepishly thanked him, put my clothes on, and skedaddled. He texted me a few times after that, but I did the ghosting thing and didn't reply. I think one time was plenty.

al-lad is nasty

THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING:

Begin getting ready for bed NOW or feel Mr Nosenbaum's wrath tomorrow !

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Left, actually.

which one of you posted this in lat?

wow

>08:49PM

remember it being 08:49AM and dreading the former

I'm wasting my time. My time is running out.

In hindsight I should have flipped the image.

oh nonono

that would be me mate

reminder there is a species called sperm whale

I always fall asleep easily so when I go to bed, right before I lay my head on the pillow I know that as soon as I close my eyes it instantly becomes tomorrow and time for toil.

Awful feeling.

>do dealers sell brownies

lmao ffs

i know this place is autistic but omg

well do they?

business idea: sell brownies and put laxatives weed and caffeine in them

yes

What did the gay wizard do when he teleported?

so if you're a white male and want to attend you just put down that you're a pre-op tranny who hasn't yet "found the courage" to start taking hormones

ez

i self identify as black so its alright

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did a wank

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i want to be a based wizard

youtube.com/watch?v=n0j_CX1S2es
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youtube.com/watch?v=n0j_CX1S2es

no you fucking idiot

put my chastity cage on and my mum called me for dinner so i had to eat dinner at the table with it still on (i was wearing trousers of course)

just claim to have the disability of gayness and you're in

juden raus

any good escorts in oxfordshire

love the sound of an alarm on a toilsday morning.

the reminder that leisure, rest and any expression of my inner self has come to a cease for the following few hours.

hark, /brit/, for how can a mere ringing signal such doom?

>I vote labour so im disabled as is

is adultwork broken?

imagine NOT being from pengdon

the fucking state

who else /highrankinggovernmentofficial/ ?

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IM GIVING YOU A NIGHT CALL
TO TELL YOU
HOW I FEEL

i am black

>12 hours ago (edited)they forgot chasing after the bus in the rain with your three wings and chips and trying to find your zip card in your blazer
good memories

writing a formalist analysis of The Great Figure by William Carlos Williams

looks like a medium

kek
god I love london

Love how they tried to make him look black

haitiANO

cute

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why are drive in cinemas a thing now
more american bollocks

just looks like a white person in blackface desu

what do they sell then?hows itm ade

umm sweetie he was black because he doesn't have the northern european skin gene
xoxo (kisses and hugs)

Keeping a gf happy is never easy lads

no asians, east asians, poles, latin americans, turks, cypriots, arabs, french, spanish/italians, in the video. just lots of black people

>Tariq Nasheed is a black nationalist, yet had "white" jews only help him with his movie
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

was peckham tbf

It'll never take off fully here, there's too much rain in the summer

>half-watching The Commuter
>figure its obviously just Liam Neeson beating the shit out of people on a train so don't need to see literally every detail on screen
>randomly glance at TV
>he's literally pummeling some guy with a fucking electric guitar

literally howled irl. expecting a steel chair next

find london accent abhorrents

THE DREAM OF THE IRISH IS: TO BE BRITISH TO BE` TALL`TO SMELL GOOD`
EAT WELL!, DRESS WELL!! AND CHANGE THEIR DISGUSTING RACE!!
ACCUSTOMED TO SLEEPING IN THE STREETS... EATING WITH THEIR HANDS AND CUT THE POTATOES WITH THEIR FINGERS.... URINATE AND SHIT IN THE STREET... SLEEPING DRESSES` THEY DO NOT BATHE!! THEY DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL!...
THE IRISH: HATES!! BATHING.. THAT'S ALREADY WHAT EVERYONE KNOWS... THE IRISH SMELLS LIKE : ONION, POOP`MOISTURE` TO TRASPIRACIÒN` TO PAW ( HOOF).. THE IRISH HAS LAYERS OF POOP IN THE ASS!!! AND HAIRY TO TOP OFF IT..... I MEAN..THE IRISH IS A TREMENDOUS DISASTER DISGUSTING ABERRANT FILTHY PIG!!!.... THIS IS ALREADY INHERITED FROM THE ANCESTORS OF ALL THE BARBARIANS.. AND HAVE NEVER CHANGED`...
IT WOULD BE NECESSARY TO SEND SOME BRITISH OR GERMANS TO IRELAND.. TO IMPROVE THEIR APPEARANCE FOUL OF THEIR `RACE`..VIOLATE THEIR SUBHUMAN GIRLS.. AND WAIT TILL THEY GIVE BIRTH.. TO HUMANS AS PEOPLE!!!.. AND NOT THOSE SUBHUMAN MICK CHILDREN

1:25

GIVE ME YOUR VITAMIN D SOUTHRON

jaw and legs are still fucking killing me
was bouncing off the walls, chewing and gurning all night
also have a tendency to put my arm around random people all the time when im off my head

I've got two days off next week

god i love pengdon so much would literally rather be nowhere else

going to start wearing suits all the time to my casual job. dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.

The hour approacheth...

I'm from London and I don't think black people are British, they never can be, at least ethnically. Having said that, the Nike advert doesn't bother me. They're appealing to their market.

what race even is she?

rate the pape

mans trap house

o_o

love going to the pub for a nice quiet and relaxed pint with my mates
hate going to some overpriced shitty club where the music's too loud to actually have a conversation with someone and it's filled to the brim with nasty drunk slags

theres quite a few outdoor cinema events in my city during the summer.

kinda want to dump the annoying long distance gf so I can go back fucking my cheap cute whore

miss her soft skin and her fit body

my mate has dropped four times in the last 12 days and has literally had no comedown or ill effects

literally how?

dont give a single fuck
go buy a rope mate

Do Northerners actually like that Angel of the North sculpture? Looks tacky

just keep both

male sexuality is disgusting when you give it a thought

*blupblupblup*

equality is impossible

For me, it's Lee.

clubs are jokes when you're on mandy and just chirpsing random birds and then you go back to your m8s bando and just snort K in the morning.

that said i generally agree with your sentiment. having a laugh down the pub is good too.

>tfw haven't had any friends for the last 4 years

have to hide my kpop playlists whenever the gf is around because she always laughs at me, forgot to turn off 'share spotify activity' once and she screenshotted proof of me listening to apink and she constantly bullies me for it

yes how

the first times I wouldnt fucking eat for two days after as well, a chick from the hostel litterally had to cook something for me so I wouldnt faint I was feeling so weak

'aight 'eddit

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I've always hated it.

the sly cooper games were fantastic

this is literally me oh my fucking god lmao

fucking lmao to my tits

this is literally my life rn

looooooooooooooool

toot poster is so boring

he's either lying to you, 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse or has absurdly high tolerance

very benderphobic post