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quite enjoying the ongoing campaign to bullycide carl of swindon off the internet
Yo
empathy will save the world
having flashbacks to the time i took 1200ug of AL-LAD and ejaculated in the broken sink with a flaccid penis while time was paused
It's spelt 'Elon'
serious business idea: no new threads until the current one hits page 10, new rule henceforth
unless you post your face or got any weird tattoos noone will be able to doxx you based on pics of yourself in womens latex clothes
This sexy man wanted me to defecate on his beautiful face, and I was horrified – yet intrigued. I tried to decline, saying things like: "I'm not into scat," "I don't like the smell of shit." "This isn't very sanitary." Wordlessly, he led me back to the makeshift rim chair and sat me down, and he put a small towel around his neck, the way a hungry diner tucks a napkin into his collar.
The little circles he was making with his tongue were working magic and re-stimulated that strong urge to dump, so I let out some nuggets. The most unnerving thing was not shitting on a guy, but the fact that I could hear him chomping on my logs. The thought turned my stomach a bit, but somehow my dick was rock hard. Perhaps it was the visual stimulation of this really attractive man, or perhaps it was the pleasurable sensations he was sending through my body with his tongue – whatever it was, I started to relax and enjoy the experience, and I vividly recall riding his chin like I was at the rodeo.
There were a few times that shook me from my daze when he'd ask me to stop shitting so that he'd have time to chew, and it would reoccur to me that I was pooping on someone's face. But to his credit, he did not make a mess, and I never smelled anything. After we both nut, I sheepishly thanked him, put my clothes on, and skedaddled. He texted me a few times after that, but I did the ghosting thing and didn't reply. I think one time was plenty.
al-lad is nasty
THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING:
Begin getting ready for bed NOW or feel Mr Nosenbaum's wrath tomorrow !
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Left, actually.
which one of you posted this in lat?
wow
>08:49PM
remember it being 08:49AM and dreading the former
I'm wasting my time. My time is running out.
In hindsight I should have flipped the image.
oh nonono
that would be me mate
reminder there is a species called sperm whale
I always fall asleep easily so when I go to bed, right before I lay my head on the pillow I know that as soon as I close my eyes it instantly becomes tomorrow and time for toil.
Awful feeling.
>do dealers sell brownies
lmao ffs
i know this place is autistic but omg
well do they?
business idea: sell brownies and put laxatives weed and caffeine in them
yes
What did the gay wizard do when he teleported?
so if you're a white male and want to attend you just put down that you're a pre-op tranny who hasn't yet "found the courage" to start taking hormones
ez
i self identify as black so its alright
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i want to be a based wizard
no you fucking idiot
put my chastity cage on and my mum called me for dinner so i had to eat dinner at the table with it still on (i was wearing trousers of course)
just claim to have the disability of gayness and you're in
juden raus
any good escorts in oxfordshire
love the sound of an alarm on a toilsday morning.
the reminder that leisure, rest and any expression of my inner self has come to a cease for the following few hours.
hark, /brit/, for how can a mere ringing signal such doom?
>I vote labour so im disabled as is
is adultwork broken?
imagine NOT being from pengdon
the fucking state
who else /highrankinggovernmentofficial/ ?
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IM GIVING YOU A NIGHT CALL
TO TELL YOU
HOW I FEEL
i am black
>12 hours ago (edited)they forgot chasing after the bus in the rain with your three wings and chips and trying to find your zip card in your blazer
good memories
writing a formalist analysis of The Great Figure by William Carlos Williams
looks like a medium
kek
god I love london
Love how they tried to make him look black
haitiANO
cute
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why are drive in cinemas a thing now
more american bollocks
just looks like a white person in blackface desu
what do they sell then?hows itm ade
umm sweetie he was black because he doesn't have the northern european skin gene
xoxo (kisses and hugs)
Keeping a gf happy is never easy lads
no asians, east asians, poles, latin americans, turks, cypriots, arabs, french, spanish/italians, in the video. just lots of black people
>Tariq Nasheed is a black nationalist, yet had "white" jews only help him with his movie
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
was peckham tbf
It'll never take off fully here, there's too much rain in the summer
>half-watching The Commuter
>figure its obviously just Liam Neeson beating the shit out of people on a train so don't need to see literally every detail on screen
>randomly glance at TV
>he's literally pummeling some guy with a fucking electric guitar
literally howled irl. expecting a steel chair next
find london accent abhorrents
THE DREAM OF THE IRISH IS: TO BE BRITISH TO BE` TALL`TO SMELL GOOD`
EAT WELL!, DRESS WELL!! AND CHANGE THEIR DISGUSTING RACE!!
ACCUSTOMED TO SLEEPING IN THE STREETS... EATING WITH THEIR HANDS AND CUT THE POTATOES WITH THEIR FINGERS.... URINATE AND SHIT IN THE STREET... SLEEPING DRESSES` THEY DO NOT BATHE!! THEY DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL!...
THE IRISH: HATES!! BATHING.. THAT'S ALREADY WHAT EVERYONE KNOWS... THE IRISH SMELLS LIKE : ONION, POOP`MOISTURE` TO TRASPIRACIÒN` TO PAW ( HOOF).. THE IRISH HAS LAYERS OF POOP IN THE ASS!!! AND HAIRY TO TOP OFF IT..... I MEAN..THE IRISH IS A TREMENDOUS DISASTER DISGUSTING ABERRANT FILTHY PIG!!!.... THIS IS ALREADY INHERITED FROM THE ANCESTORS OF ALL THE BARBARIANS.. AND HAVE NEVER CHANGED`...
IT WOULD BE NECESSARY TO SEND SOME BRITISH OR GERMANS TO IRELAND.. TO IMPROVE THEIR APPEARANCE FOUL OF THEIR `RACE`..VIOLATE THEIR SUBHUMAN GIRLS.. AND WAIT TILL THEY GIVE BIRTH.. TO HUMANS AS PEOPLE!!!.. AND NOT THOSE SUBHUMAN MICK CHILDREN
1:25
GIVE ME YOUR VITAMIN D SOUTHRON
jaw and legs are still fucking killing me
was bouncing off the walls, chewing and gurning all night
also have a tendency to put my arm around random people all the time when im off my head
I've got two days off next week
god i love pengdon so much would literally rather be nowhere else
going to start wearing suits all the time to my casual job. dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.
The hour approacheth...
I'm from London and I don't think black people are British, they never can be, at least ethnically. Having said that, the Nike advert doesn't bother me. They're appealing to their market.
what race even is she?
rate the pape
mans trap house
o_o
love going to the pub for a nice quiet and relaxed pint with my mates
hate going to some overpriced shitty club where the music's too loud to actually have a conversation with someone and it's filled to the brim with nasty drunk slags
theres quite a few outdoor cinema events in my city during the summer.
kinda want to dump the annoying long distance gf so I can go back fucking my cheap cute whore
miss her soft skin and her fit body
my mate has dropped four times in the last 12 days and has literally had no comedown or ill effects
literally how?
dont give a single fuck
go buy a rope mate
Do Northerners actually like that Angel of the North sculpture? Looks tacky
just keep both
male sexuality is disgusting when you give it a thought
*blupblupblup*
equality is impossible
For me, it's Lee.
clubs are jokes when you're on mandy and just chirpsing random birds and then you go back to your m8s bando and just snort K in the morning.
that said i generally agree with your sentiment. having a laugh down the pub is good too.
>tfw haven't had any friends for the last 4 years
have to hide my kpop playlists whenever the gf is around because she always laughs at me, forgot to turn off 'share spotify activity' once and she screenshotted proof of me listening to apink and she constantly bullies me for it
yes how
the first times I wouldnt fucking eat for two days after as well, a chick from the hostel litterally had to cook something for me so I wouldnt faint I was feeling so weak
'aight 'eddit
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I've always hated it.
the sly cooper games were fantastic
this is literally me oh my fucking god lmao
fucking lmao to my tits
this is literally my life rn
looooooooooooooool
toot poster is so boring
he's either lying to you, 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse or has absurdly high tolerance
very benderphobic post