/bb/ Big Brother 19

Ian edition
Live Eviction Thursday @ 9PM EST

HOH: Jessica
Veto: Jessica
Nominations: Ramses, Josh
Temptation: Jessica has the power to stop one of the next 3 evictions
Curse: TBD

previously on /bb/

First for Audrey

BOOM BOOM CRASH

Fuck off Ian

Kevin is fucked

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She yelled at Jason and told him to shut up when he even hinted at the suggestion of Paul going home and not winning the game.

5th for spoonman

yeah i figured he would get to jury but that's it

he won't be able to win a comp when it matters and doesn't have any real solid allies that will protect him

Did they pin Kevin as the one who told Jessica/Cody yet?

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>2017
>believing anything besides whatever you want to believe
ishygddt

He needs to flip Whistlenut to keep Ramses and allow Jess to break the tie.

It's the only way

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why the fuck does trash panda want paul in final 2 so much? what happened to based duterte panda?

Other than Paul, who ACTUALLY has a realistic chance of winning BB19?

The only people I can come up with are Whistlenut, Jess, or Xmas.

Xmas would only win if someone took her to F2 and the jury was dumb and voted her for getting there with a broken foot.

>3456XE

surfs up dude

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*picks nose*

ahem

>garbage quality png
apply yourself cuck

elena, xmas, kevin and maybe raven

Why is alex so qt

anybody can still win. what you do this early in the game doesnt matter for jury votes.

I forgot about Elena. She impressed me in that wall comp, but we'll see if she can actually win one when it matters.

Raven won't be able to win comps and the house is getting annoyed with her. She will be cut in early jury.

I don't know but I can't stop thinking about her juicy tits

this is your home now

bb5 diane was lowkey hot af

>jessica sitting on the shower floor

I'm just thinking about people who actually look like they can strategize to save their ass and/or win a competition when it counts (veto when you're the main target, etc.)

Matt, Mark, and Josh are not winning.

from historical perspective, if you look at survivor and all versions of BBUS the only time vet didn't make F2/F3 in mixed vet/newbie season was BB11 when Jessie got rigged from the game by coup'd'etat.
so it's going to be Paul + one of biggest paulfags

yes

mark and josh are probably too stupid to win but who knows with matt. he's going with the sleep till jury strat

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*burps into shower*

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this game talk is hot af

Lol reminds me of the Devin arm pic

JUST

>Paul pumped and dumped Alex

wtf

Anyone have the webm of ramses fingering his ass? My friend doesn't believe me that he did it and I can't find it.

>I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

>sitting down in a communal shower
cant imagine what diseases she has to be fearless in this situation

its the HoH shower retard

maybe using the hex isnt so bad?

i know fuccboi

She might use it tomorrow since they're gonna flip.

HoH shower that an armenian has used. even if the staff blasts it with vinegar and bleach, it's still forever tainted.

>using the hex when you won HoH and Veto

that's literally like conceding defeat

>christmas is still calling her painkillers "medicine"

Shit taste/gay

Percocet, Molly, Percocet.

>using hex to stop your own nominees
That would be the dumbest move this season, which is impressive.

>use hex
>lose HoH
>jess and cody on the block together
>one of them guaranteed to go home


yeah, great idea

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not like they have another choice

goddamn how can jess be so smart and so dumb at the same time

i mean ramses might be the only non paulfag in the house so he could be very useful and everyone is expecting a double eviction tomorrow so why not

Pic related who brings the dieases.

>joshfeeds

MASK ON FUCK IT MASK OFF

>matt:best time to clean the kitchen was how i did it last night

because if they don't win the next HoH cody is probably going home next

they should save it for themselves

>ramses might be the only non paulfag in the house
showfag, your colors are showing

>josh talking to the camera in the spaghetti closet again

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gimme your cummies, matt!!!

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BASED JOSH DR HAHAHAHAHA

meatball-cam™

he is spineless non-entity with zero game, so essentially paulfag
if he won HOH he would do what house wants, and the Paul IS the house this season

josh's impression of cody

reminder this is ramses fault, didnt bother to campaign for the veto.

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Josh for all-stars 2

You know what? Paul is right. Everyone in this house is completely fucking stupid and i now hate jessica and cody what a waste of an HOH. Just give paul the 500k right now.

sucks that the season is focused on paul.
josh is so fucking great

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If James had gotten all the perks paul has gotten, would this season be better?

derrick got really tan

>19 dates on tinder
>fake tits
>catholic

He and Paul are a similar casting archetype, but Josh actually succeeds at being an annoying goofy villain where Paul failed and was only annoying.

this is my dream F5 right now

he would get into showmance with panda
they would be the most annoying showmance in history of BB

>Mark walking in on Paul and Xmas in whispers

I don't know but I can't stop thinking about her rock hard tits

>not having kevin and jason

>Christmas
NORMIE REEEEEE

i honestly think jess should use the hex but sadly elena and mark will stay as paulfags.
elena and mark need to be blindsided


also cody calling mark a pussy right now kek

cute

>i honestly think jess should use the hex

>wasting the hex on a week that they're not even on the block

whistlenut needs to nut up and drop trash panda. she said to his face that she wants paul in F2.
her whole gimmick was that she's an athletic tough chick who overcame bad addiction problems. now she's a gimp on painkillers. it's v funny to me and it'd be fun to see her scoot her way to the end.

Is Kevin trying to reflip the vote bc he likes Ramses?

>using the hex when you had hoh and pov
might as well just walk out the door right after using it

i think he likes jessica a lot and doesn't wanna upset her

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are you dumb? her only way of winning is essentially drag cody to jury, hope there is jury battleback so he will be meatshield for her fot two evictions and then comp out to the end
she can't use hex on anybody but herself and cody

>it'd be fun to see her scoot her way to the end.
any hg who doesnt take her to the end is giving away 500k

>old white man liking gay nigger

fill in the blank

this season is ________ than BB16

Calling her trash panda is racist af