NSA HACKED -- SNOWDEN EDITION

The Equation Group (EG) is responsible for hyper-advanced malware like Stuxnet, Duqu/Flame, and Strider/Project Sauron. These viruses are the most advanced pieces of software ever discovered by top antimalware labs such as Kaspersky. They can target industrial systems, oil pipelines, and nuclear facilities.
>youtube.com/watch?v=7g0pi4J8auQ

Nobody in the Information Security (infosec) sector actually wants to call EG out on being the NSA because, well, it’s the fucking NSA. But everyone knows it.

A hacker group going by the name Shadow Brokers (SB) have hacked the NSA and released many free exploits to the world, not least among them being a backdoor to Cisco routers. The metadata on these files dates back to 2013, the same time as the Snowden leaks. Snowden and Wikileaks have confirmed these exploits (hacking tools) as legitimate. The release was on Github, but has since been taken down.
>web.archive.org/web/20160815155959/https://github.com/theshadowbrokers/EQGRP-AUCTION/

There is also a pastebin
>pastebin.com/NDTU5kJQ

DO. NOT. DOWNLOAD. THESE. FILES. UNLESS. YOU. WANT. TO. BE. V&. PERMANENTLY.
>unless you know what airgapped live os in a vm running in a live os means

Cryptolocker, as you should know, is the virus that encrypts your computer unless you pay the ransom in bitcoins. SB is holding an auction for control of an NSA virus which is a combination of Stuxnet and Cryptolocker which targets the banking system. The activation of such a virus would result in the complete collapse of the financial system.

>But they can’t even type English right
The NSA has software which can identify a person’s writing style as if it were their fingerprint or iris. SB probably used a program like Anonymouth to defend against that.

Other urls found in this thread:

blockchain.info/address/19BY2XCgbDe6WtTVbTyzM9eR3LYr6VitWK?sort=0
pastebin.com/NDTU5kJQ
archive.is/ga6un
twitter.com/wikileaks/status/765342384821534722?lang=en
libreboot.org/docs/hcl/index.html#supported_list
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xedmfAgx8eg
blockchain.info/address/19BY2XCgbDe6WtTVbTyzM9eR3LYr6VitWK
asciinema.org/a/72dry36qqo8o97kma1gs4e6jj
youtube.com/watch?v=7g0pi4J8auQ
psal.cs.drexel.edu/index.php/JStylo-Anonymouth
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

If the NSA doesn’t win this auction, whoever does can crash the economy with a simple stroke of the keyboard. This is not a drill. This is the real happening. Get money out of the bank until this is resolved. Stock food.

If this account reaches a million coins, it’s all over and it’s time to go innawoods.
>blockchain.info/address/19BY2XCgbDe6WtTVbTyzM9eR3LYr6VitWK?sort=0

There’s already shady hacker type stuff happening on this account.

There are also /tinfoil/ implications to this since BRICS propaganda outlets have been talking about this exact scenario for a month or two now. Multiple warnings posted saying to watch the news for a banking virus that will take a weekend to fix. It won’t come back on. They say you have 72 hours after the announcement.

This is really it Sup Forums. Godspeed

Auction pastebin.com/NDTU5kJQ
"Who is Equation Group?" archive.is/ga6un
Wikileaks confimation twitter.com/wikileaks/status/765342384821534722?lang=en

>Snowden does his two tweets on the 5th
>On the 6th the github is created
>On the 13th it is pushed
>On the 15th he returns

Old thread:

FIRST FOR ERASED DEBNTS

FUCK THE BANKS

WE MASS EFFECT NAO

Could it really be

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Thank god for the hide posts button. Otherwise i'd be spammed with un-dank memes.

Any .govs monitoring that can share what's the situation there?

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Libreboot disables this in compatible thinkpads
>libreboot.org/docs/hcl/index.html#supported_list

What do you mean by, "V& PERMANENTLY."

I see there's a few.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xedmfAgx8eg

The truth is out there

I kinda hope this happens soon, life is so boring atm

vanned by the fbi you fucking newfag

Rollin for warrior type.

Mage

The party van opens up and little anime girls put a bag on your head and pull you in. Never to be seen again.

You get to go on a ride in the Sup Forums party van.

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A Fresh Balkan Imports van shows up i frint of your house

@85503668
is a fucking slide
also, you get a 3 day ban for replying to roll posts, newfags

Scumbag get.

roll for anything

not much action on that buttcoin address
blockchain.info/address/19BY2XCgbDe6WtTVbTyzM9eR3LYr6VitWK

Yeah... "FBI"

Libreboot can prevent firmware backdoors embedded in BIOS, a hardware backdoor in your CPU is another issue.

Video of one of the exploits in testing enviroment: asciinema.org/a/72dry36qqo8o97kma1gs4e6jj

Pic related is the code of another one. multiple CPU architectures supported.

>DO. NOT. DOWNLOAD. THESE. FILES. UNLESS. YOU. WANT. TO. BE. V&. PERMANENTLY.

Pfft I don't give a shit. Downloading now.

0.12003067 BTC

How much USD does this translate to? What are we at?

Do you guys think the news will report about this leak at all or will they still talk mainly about why trump is racist for not being a democrat?

This t.b.h

Shills went hard last thread derailing by acting provoking anger and acting like ignorant i'm right and youre wrong type of retards

NSA is actually competent enough to van you, unlike the FUH BUH EE

ASIO are incompetent anyway, you'll be right lad.

Bumpin

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This. #YOLO

Welcome redditor
Now git out

About $68
Give it time lol

Not a chance the media touches this. They won't be allowed to.

Am I wrong or is this some serious shit? What are the implications here?

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Libreboot specifically removes the API calls to the hardware backdoors.

That is the bitcoin wallet for the auction. SB said if it reaches a million coins, the Banking Stuxnet Cryptolocker will be released to the world instead of just the highest bidder

Ril

this shit never makes the news.

Wtf, you probably have to be a leet hacker to be vanned. So I have like 60 bucks in my bank account, if this thing goes live I should be fine, besides being a poor college student I have some useful skills if shtf. I know how to track and hunt animals, which roots and plants to eat and plenty of ammo. Growing up as a redneck has its benefits.

so how bad are these files to download? Like I want an honest answer of the reprocusions.

Rolls are a very common and easy way to derail threads,that's a fact not up for dispute

rolling, rolling, rolling...

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> MSM reporting on things of consequence instead of tabloid news
not a chance, the MSM is reduced to clickbait tier at this point
you live in australia, they'll get eaten by crocks if they try and come for you, just don't download zero day exploits onto your os be smart about it

That's true, but I was thinking more along the lines of some kind of black organisation, Mr. Rare Flag.

who is the master hacker here

free sex for 30 years

>Better take your fiat currency out of the banks guys because it will totally be worth something something after the collapse of the entire financial system!11

>Many australians download the files
>they get into the track list
>The NSA starts to get unbelievable amounts of shitposts in their database

Do it!

You'll be on a list for downloading without a proxy/vpn/tor. Probably have your system pwnt if you try to run any of them.

V& for actually using any of them without knowing exactly what you're doing

There's nothing particularly secret or valuable, just average APT-tier tools for installing and using RATs on cisco/juniper hardware. Nobody is going to care if you download it.

user the electronic moose

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

The only thing I've got is an axe if the happening happens

t.can't own a gun

I know which group could van you for this easily.

Hint: Noses

Normies will still take cash for at least a couple days until they figure it out.

The only thing I've got is my dick.
And a pack of cigarettes.

So anyone actually downloaded this yet and run it?

I wouldn't do it personally, if you do hf having the fbi 3/4 of the way up your ass checking for hacks in your poop.

If you run the exploits from your own computer on anything ur gonna get v& for real

>Am I wrong or is this some serious shit? What are the implications here?
Someone is auctioning off Equation Group tools. You can only speculate what this is based of stuxnet and such, projects Kaspersky claims they had a hand in.

Stuxnet youtube.com/watch?v=7g0pi4J8auQ

PART A - Snowden

These files are dated 6/11/2013. They are from a copy of Snowden's chache that was distributed.
>On the 5th Snowden posted two cryptic tweets then went silent.
>On the 6th the github was created.
>On the 13th the repo was pushed.
On the 15th he tweets again.

His two tweets were:
>ffdae96f8dd292374a966ec8b57d9cc680ce1d23cb7072c522efe32a1a7e34b0
and
>Did you work with me? Have we talked since 2013? Please recontact me securely, or talk to @bartongellman. It's time.

It is likely that Snowden is collaborating with the Shadow Brokers.

PART B - Shadow Brokers

"The Shadow Broker is an individual at the head of an expansive organization which trades in information, always selling to the highest bidder. The Shadow Broker appears to be highly competent at its trade: all secrets that are bought and sold never allow one customer of the Broker to gain a significant advantage, forcing the customers to continue trading information to avoid becoming disadvantaged, allowing the Broker to remain in business."

>never allow one ... to gain a significant advantage
>funding both sides of a war

Where have we seen this before?

>Bonus: padding

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I can't banned cyz hillybilly slap o wrist so um good

I used @ because I didn't want to give a (you) or catch a ban. If you were here for more than a day you'd have seen the same done before. Good job invoking le reddit boogeyman though.

Also, here's a peek at what's inside for anyone interested.

It's like a vial of digital anthrax, hypothetically if it's really from Equation Group/NSA.

Give me about a week of no smoking and I'll suck your dick for that pack of cigarettes.

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Yes, many people did, you can find plenty of reports from infosec researches if you google.
You cannot simply "run" that stuff tho, its just collection of python/perl/shell scripts and linux binaries, and you need to know IPs of vulnerable systems and lots of know-how on tools usage to do anything with this stuff.

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artist?

Yeah that's what I'm seeing too

Once I get my VM up, I'm going to dick around with a few

>Where have we seen this before?

don't play guessing games faggot. Just say what you think.

Who writes like this in English? Russians?

THE MASTER HACKER KNOWN AS Sup Forums STRIKES AGAIN

No face when Mr Robot was right

It's time. .00911

>t.can't own a gun
not true fel

>Jews
>Soros
>NWO
>Illuminati

Well, mister Aussie, under these circumstances I like to think we are able to work together in an atmosphere of mutual trust and respect. Certainly, judging from your brief but powerful meme on Sup Forums while I was its rare flag, you showed every promise of becoming a valuable and productive contributor to the Anti-Jewish cleansing process.

Those weird names can be cross referenced to Snowden's original leaks if any of you autists want to dig up the docs

Whiding ID leik htis tehy tracktoring right stylez

He SNOWDEN

I swear the NSA had a bunch of banana named shit, I don't know if the moniker had any sort of significance or detailed what might be in the exploits

psal.cs.drexel.edu/index.php/JStylo-Anonymouth

It's like Tor for your unique writing style, which is just as unique as your fingerprint, iris, voiceprint, etc.

I wonder what these executables do

Fuck off cunt

Boats are stopped

>qpieMerq
qtpie Merkel
>flag
Checks out

Be amazed as 120 terabytes of child porn uploads itself onto your PC.

While your external hdd detonates sending shrapnel on the shape of 2 bullets into the back of your head, while you sleep.

En Es Ayy
The same people at EG
Internet regulations in the name of "safety" incoming

should i short the us30 or continue jacking of to ball-less trap porn?

mate do you have a fucking pirate flag?? that's sick

Only one way to find out :D