You wake up in 1942

You wake up in 1942.

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LEAVE

i migrate to argentina, the world's future superpower

>wake up in 42
>only difference is no internet or electricity
>still a farmer
>nearest town is a bit smaller and there's no gas station
>but people are happy, food is healthy and air fresher

Iceland is british clay

We need to fight on with our allies those damn communists are putting up a big fight! For Hungary!

*gets genocided*

didn't see faroes
faroe islands are our clay too

also france is our clay

This, i'd probably have an easier time getting a decent job and a nice woman to boot, that's ignoring all the logistics and psychological issues that comes with suddenly being transported back in time of course.

Agreed. I wonder if my phone will come with me?
It's in my pocket.
Imagine how much money a 1942 scientist etc would pay for a 2017 Galaxy S8.

>wake up in 1942
>starving in a Greek city
>decide to join the guerillas
>die fighting nazi scum

FUGG

>You wake up in 1942.
Well, time to celebrate.
>booze is cheap
>food is cheap
>jobs are everywhere
>people are happy
>no niggers or brown people

I'd settle down, open up a bicycle shop and be happy.

FUCKING EUROPEANS MIGRANTS GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY REEEEE

Sweden will pay for this betray-
*get bombed by England trying to hit Berlin*

Join the SS I must

Pray i dont have to go to the eastern front

Time for Greater Finland.

SBÖR SPÖRR SUUR SUOMI :D

I report on my Jewish neighbours to Gestapo local department

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>wake up in 1942
>get to witness the rise of the Glorious Georgian Empire
feels good man

YOU'RE GONNA PAY JAPAN!!!
*joins the navy*

Imagine being neutral. Absolutely fucking disgusting.

Fanta > Coc* C*la

>Fanta is a brand of fruit-flavored carbonated drinks created by The Coca-Cola Company and marketed globally. There are more than 100 flavors worldwide. The Fanta drink originated as a cola substitute in Germany under a World War II trade embargo for Coca-Cola ingredients in 1940.
You can’t escape from the grasp of Georgian

>Makes bilberry juice

Do you then go to work your regular shift at the POLISH death camps?

Bad goy

*dies*

Its ok

Uh oh

Yes and with this method I don't let to immigrate tons of fucking jews and ukrainians to Canada after war

>one people
>one empire
>one drink

This

No changes for me, still in a shithole.
Probably I would get polio.

Wow, this advertisement shows me that National Socialism was quite a good business and marketing method.

these

>join the wehrmacht
>die

or join the army in my country and then die at the hands of russians as my gf is being raped by endless hordes of drunken ivans.

i should probably try to go the us and live in it during the expansion of the greatest empire known to man

Hitler should've won

>win war
>but i didn't want to win

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Can I still get Heroin over the counter?

Join the Axis

There's no computers so I'd be forced to actually do something with my life

*die*

>ein Volk, ein Reich, eine Scheisse
>Grossreichetoilettenpapier ist es

Could I work in marketing department during the Nazi reign?

>get conscripted
>get sent to Russia
>die
>my half-frozen corpse gets eaten by retreating Romanians

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>too fat for RAF
>possibly fit enough for army, but I don't wanna be shot at by MG42s
>join Navy and sit on HMS Nelson for the rest of the war
>After the war come home to my farmer gf and we marry and have like 6 kids

Lifes not bad

Even though you never treated us nicely, I see that you're having a hard time so we are down to helping you fellow spaniards :)

>implying you'll have a gf
quite the optimist, aren't you

*buys a house the size of a castle on a teacher's salary*

nice

NIPS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Join the pt volunteers on the blue division and fight for europa against the commies.