You wake up in 1942.
You wake up in 1942
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i migrate to argentina, the world's future superpower
>wake up in 42
>only difference is no internet or electricity
>still a farmer
>nearest town is a bit smaller and there's no gas station
>but people are happy, food is healthy and air fresher
Iceland is british clay
We need to fight on with our allies those damn communists are putting up a big fight! For Hungary!
*gets genocided*
didn't see faroes
faroe islands are our clay too
also france is our clay
This, i'd probably have an easier time getting a decent job and a nice woman to boot, that's ignoring all the logistics and psychological issues that comes with suddenly being transported back in time of course.
Agreed. I wonder if my phone will come with me?
It's in my pocket.
Imagine how much money a 1942 scientist etc would pay for a 2017 Galaxy S8.
>wake up in 1942
>starving in a Greek city
>decide to join the guerillas
>die fighting nazi scum
FUGG
>You wake up in 1942.
Well, time to celebrate.
>booze is cheap
>food is cheap
>jobs are everywhere
>people are happy
>no niggers or brown people
I'd settle down, open up a bicycle shop and be happy.
FUCKING EUROPEANS MIGRANTS GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY REEEEE
Sweden will pay for this betray-
*get bombed by England trying to hit Berlin*
Join the SS I must
Pray i dont have to go to the eastern front
Time for Greater Finland.
SBÖR SPÖRR SUUR SUOMI :D
I report on my Jewish neighbours to Gestapo local department
...
>wake up in 1942
>get to witness the rise of the Glorious Georgian Empire
feels good man
YOU'RE GONNA PAY JAPAN!!!
*joins the navy*
Imagine being neutral. Absolutely fucking disgusting.
Fanta > Coc* C*la
>Fanta is a brand of fruit-flavored carbonated drinks created by The Coca-Cola Company and marketed globally. There are more than 100 flavors worldwide. The Fanta drink originated as a cola substitute in Germany under a World War II trade embargo for Coca-Cola ingredients in 1940.
You can’t escape from the grasp of Georgian
>Makes bilberry juice
Do you then go to work your regular shift at the POLISH death camps?
Bad goy
*dies*
Its ok
Uh oh
Yes and with this method I don't let to immigrate tons of fucking jews and ukrainians to Canada after war
>one people
>one empire
>one drink
This
No changes for me, still in a shithole.
Probably I would get polio.
Wow, this advertisement shows me that National Socialism was quite a good business and marketing method.
these
>join the wehrmacht
>die
or join the army in my country and then die at the hands of russians as my gf is being raped by endless hordes of drunken ivans.
i should probably try to go the us and live in it during the expansion of the greatest empire known to man
Hitler should've won
>win war
>but i didn't want to win
...
...
Can I still get Heroin over the counter?
Join the Axis
There's no computers so I'd be forced to actually do something with my life
*die*
>ein Volk, ein Reich, eine Scheisse
>Grossreichetoilettenpapier ist es
Could I work in marketing department during the Nazi reign?
>get conscripted
>get sent to Russia
>die
>my half-frozen corpse gets eaten by retreating Romanians
>too fat for RAF
>possibly fit enough for army, but I don't wanna be shot at by MG42s
>join Navy and sit on HMS Nelson for the rest of the war
>After the war come home to my farmer gf and we marry and have like 6 kids
Lifes not bad
Even though you never treated us nicely, I see that you're having a hard time so we are down to helping you fellow spaniards :)
>implying you'll have a gf
quite the optimist, aren't you
*buys a house the size of a castle on a teacher's salary*
nice
NIPS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Join the pt volunteers on the blue division and fight for europa against the commies.