Malala Yousafzai, Nobel Prize and Doctor of Civil Law at the age of 17

She's only 20 and she has already achieved more than what you will achieve in ten lifetimes.
What's your excuse?

i was born an asian male

jews

America is my excuse.

She has gotten so much shit spoon fed to her.

Do you think she's a virgin?

I had dinner 3 seats away from her

Ama

no

also she's now studying at oxford
tfw

>mfw I read what she was given a noble peace prize for
truly that award has 0 meaning

are you that black dude that posts on /fit/?

im good friends with her IRL

or at least, we talk about once a week at lectures
shes nice

get fucked George

fuck off

Ask her is she loves Mexico

Who the FUCK are you

your worst nightmare
*teleports behind you*

but actually i just went to that Bethnal Green PL Club place once but then decided that 20min was to long a commute for my lazy bones so i never went back

you were nice though as i remember

Daily reminder than Adolf Hitler was nominated for the nobel peace prize
It carries 0 weight in any context whatsoever

Weird.

I'm in Oxford now.

Do you think she genuinely deserves to attend Oxford?
Do you think she genuinely deserved to win the nobel peace prize?

so am i, bizarrely
are you at the uni too or just visiting?

I'm not ugly shitskin, in first place.

>deserves to attend Oxford
emphatic yes
she is naturally clever but more importantly works like a madman
shes like the only philosopher i have ever met who actually does the recommended reading

peace prize? i dont know. She deserved it more than most winners though.

I work here

Come train at iffley

>be pakistani
>get shot
>get awards

>lgbt flag on building

she's a cunt

do you think her pussy is hairy?
i would assume so

thats crazy
you know you could probably join the university powerlifting club if you asked, i bet theyd be happy to have you once they found out your experience

i havent joined yet but i keep meaning to, ill get round to it eventually and we might meet
facebook /OUPLC/

every college has them at the moment heh heh

I don't like how neolibs try to blunt her market views for their agenda.

You're right

I have been a member of Ouplc for a year and actually announced at their varsity comp today and have coached some of the newbies ;)

Annoyingly Im only the 2nd best lifter there.

it was like lgbt week or some shit recently i think

shieeeet, now i really have to get off my arse and join up
what a small world it is

yeah, she got her degree in getting shot in the face and being born with a vagina

God this pisses me off.

pissed off that you're a loser and she isn't?

Pissed off that I can't sign up for a degree in "having things happening to me", yeah.

I didn't get pitty points

Portugal why so angry?

she had enough balls to speak up against the taliban while living in their area of operations

don't pretend you have the balls to do that

Its too fuckin hot for Winter rn, sorry

>be woman
>get shot in the face
>get nobel prize
>be man
>get shot in face
>get laughed at in taiwanese fire-spitting fourms for being american
what the FUCK

So what?
Are we making celebrities out of everyone that speaks against opression? We're not. Millions of people live through that shit everyday. Millions of people live through that and go back home and have to beg for assistance with legs or their mind missing.
Yet this genious happens to be extra retarded for saying shit like "don't talk bad about Islam, or muslims will kill you" and be treated like she has some kind of deep wisdom.

I suppose its because I don't give a shit

I think its because she was speaking out against the Taliban at the risk of losing her life

and even after having a hole blown through her head she continued to speak out against them
which is pretty neato, dude

more than Obama ever did

> afghan woman
>get shot in the face
>get nobel prize

>be swede
>get hit by muslim truck
>I expect you to be back to work on monday 09:00
>remember someone has to pay for the one who shot Malala Yousafzai, Sven!

what the H*CK

yes, and having a vagina.

Men do that everyday.
Let's make every man that got shot by the Taliban a celebrity.

Whut?

Ah, but did she complete the national Pokedex at 17 years old?
>She didn't
I have surpassed her in every way years ago.