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wakey-wakey mr.wagie

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good luck work boys

I want to sleep

good luck work boyo

have a great morning guys


also anyone got the corporate women dancing over the sm department store theme song?

kfc salted egg enak nggak?
pengen nyoba

Tak sedap.

>muslim starts a prayer for office diversity points
>she starts mumbling 'amaduballaha merciful allah'
>some arabic words
>look at wagecucks beside me
>everybody has face of deep concern
>move closer to fire alarm switch panel just in case
>mfw she ends it with allahu ackbar

Thank you stingray

how do i get a filipino gf when i enter nursing

I was able to get one as an undergrad. I invited her to my dorm to play some chess after talking at the hammocks. We watched a Shitty horror movie of her choice while spooning. We then started arguing about which character was going to die first. So, I told her if I won I would get to kiss her. Due to my superior male intuition,I won and went in. She kept blocking so I held her hands over her head and slowly kissed her. We started dating the next morning. First time in my life I'll have a Valentine's

how do I confess to my muslim girl crush?

be Wh*toid
just tell her

At least google first before telling your cock and bull story.
1. Prayer in Islam is called solat and requires prep and specific physical movements.
2. What you're referring to is called doa or supplication, usually with the palms of the hands cupped like in begging
3. It always begins with bismillah and ends with amen
4. Doa rarely involves saying allahuakbar. We say it during solat.
5. Doa can be in whatever language but solat must be in Arabic.

c-congrats, user...

>how do i get a filipino gf
Why would you want to? White girls are objectively prettier and sexier than /sea/nigg girls.

this

preach

Is anyone here on Converge ICT? Im thinking of switching to them from PLDC

Dow Jones n snp500 seng heng nikkei all been fuck up and trillions lost
Edge newspaper and fb team can't even bash crypto since 1 guy will badmouth them
Hahaha fucking loser mentality boomer
Eat my shit boomer East my shit

Cina kapan kalian pulang ke tanah leluhur kalian?

Uncle hokkien datang rumah nanti

>Muttlay-chan

>Inbred cousin fucker

Nothing wrong if she is hot

>mfw marcos turns out to be innocent
>mfw liberal was really the one who was corrupt
>mfw yellowtard is still incompetent
>mfw duterte did more than the incompetent nonoy
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SO WRONG /asean/ swagfags

>he doesn't fuck his hot cousin

>Uncle Hokkien datang rumah
macam punya kontol cina mau kerumah

sini cina yg mau pukul2an sama gw gw tunggu di Monas

...

Jesus christ its just been 2 yrs and its not that hard to find a copy pasta.

Dutertards be damage controlling the
>All the killings.
>Marcos lackey, trying to block PCGG from getting back the stolen wealth
>Released NPA leaders from prison.
>Appoint incompetent corrupt
lackeys in government positions (Uson, Nieto, Badoy, Dutertes as Mayor and Vice Mayor, another Duterte as Nayong Filipino exec, etc.
>Relies on fake bought social media accounts to spread fake news and propaganda.
>Incompetent Marawi operations and recovery has to rely on martial law and use it to further support corruption in Mindanao.
>leave WPS, Benham rise, etc. to China's abuse.
>Kiss China's ass. Praise Chinese weapons in Marawi siege when they were never really used there.
>Destroy foreign relations with all his P*tang inas.
>Destroy foreign trade.
>Giant deficit for the Philippines.
>His lackeys in the senate and congress doing bullsh!t like CHR P1k budget, federalism attempt (term extension), etc.Remove P15 billion from the calamity fund and add it to HIS OFFICE (intelligence fund, difficult to audit).
>Fake news - Best president in the solar system, buntis si Leni, etc. etc. There's a new one ever few days (check Memebuster.net and VeraFiles).
>Planting evidence against opposition (fake sex video, etc.).
>There's more. It's a long list.

shitskin asians
the worse kind of asians

How come Vietnam is doing great and has a bright future ahead, but the rest of ASEAN is doing like shit and I see no hope for the future (especially the Philippines). What differentiates the success of Vietnam so much from other countries in the region? Is it because of Vietnam's Confucian heritage? Is it because the Vietnamese are a different ethnicity from other ASEAN races (Vietnamese seem lighter skinned and closer to East Asians than Southeast Asians)? Is it because Vietnam has more cultural identity and pride? Vietnam got the LEAST amount of aid of ALL the countries in ASEAN over the past 50 years, yet Vietnam is rising the absolute fastest and the people are extremely optimistic and patriotic. The recent soccer success is also an example of this optimism and pride.

Ummi Ummi, Ummi Ummi,
Ummi Ummi, Ummi...

Lao and Indonesian future is just as bright through, the former just has small population (which means they're more irrelevant), while the latter has too many islands to take care of.

Doesn't Indonesia have a lot of religious nuts?

Laos? Explain please. Aren't they like one of the smallest and most insignificant countries in the region?

>commies
reeeee kill commie remove commie

Think of it as mao revolution china, indo could climb out of their current state with a competent gov and policies. With their population they could be top 5 largest economy in 2050 after china, india, euro/us
Expert already did a prediction in the 70's the rise of china and india. Same will happen with indo

Yeah, this region is so backward. The reason why there are no news here is because we hide the fact that we still kill people to gain more knowledge. For example, I know English because I ate one of wh*Te archaeologists' brain. Only Vietnam shines because they already ate a lot of Wh*Te's brains and decide to not eat those anymore (so they could promote their country).

I love you rainy season,please don't go yet

But you can't wear cute clothes in this rainy days though.

Its so comfy this time of year
Weather so hot my cat didnt mind im tickling her tummy :3

leave some for me please

it's either that or sweating while going to your destination

Laos have good relationship with us so we have give them sea access. They have high growth grade and less people to take care of. They have built dams and sell electric to the other countries. Their biggest problem is low literacy rate (at about 70%).

>sweating while going to your destination
But it's kinda cutey-erotic though.

I've watched a news report that China is giving huge loans to Laos and they even have Chinese cities with 99 years lease complete with casino and their own police and army

Patting reserves for cat only

rip laos we never knew you

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>solat must be in Arabic
what a racist religion
why SEA muslim thinks they belongs to the MENA muslim brotherhood?

Thought you live hug more

Subhanallah

dont post our(lended from libano) women

I don't know about other regions outside SEA, but back then (or still until now?) we recited mantra and sutra in their respective original languages. So having Solat recites in Arabic isn't really unthinkable.

Don't worry Viet bros
I love you like i love your woman

wanna hang out in chat?

Even if you ignore the religious part, Malaysia is getting huge investments from Arab countries (especially Saudi) and being trusted to habdle their MRT operation in Mecca (we have decades of experience. My dad is a MD who works for a multinational company based in Malaysia and most of his projects are in the Gulf region, beating other contenders from Europe and America. We also had project elsewhere, like in Laos (agreement to buy electricty from their dam) but main focus is in MENA + Pakistan.

Their tourists also inject lots of money into our local economy.

aayyy viet whores are the best tho

why do aussies come to asian servers just to be rude?

it's their nature, just like ant and sugar

>40 years old
>still that hot
What's her secret, mexicobro?

what a retarded containment thread for retarded posters

But thats Hongkong

Its lonely down there

Im having headache right now bb
They are the best looking imo but the most skilled and good sport are Thai

t. Tjong Hok Kim

t. ching chong tan liem

They are bullied by leb and abo
Need to released it on other race which doesn't hold their balls

maybe you're the one that could use some patting

Also in Sudan if you're Malaysian you're basically getting special treatment. Western companies couldn't come in because of the sanction so it's basically our playground that we can do whatever we want there. Malaysian companies (especially Petronas) and Chinese companies basically monopolising every industry there. I had a Sudanese friend who studied here and when he graduated he's working for a Malaysian company there. He's complaining that the top management are all Malaysians and Sudanese only work as engineers and below.

I walked to mosque at 34 celcius
Came back with a mild headache

go take a nap somewhere cool

>34C
Wew I never get this temperature anymore ever since I moved out from Surabaya.

Test

Tis

did it work?

ded

Feel a little sick

They age like milk and will treat you like shit though. Muh high divorce rate.

>Sudan
Mashallah

>meet old grade-schoolmate in lrt
>she looks the same
oh god petite qt

Negaraku~
Tanah tumpahnya darahku~
Rakyat hidup bersatu dan maju~

Rahmat bahagia tuhan kurniakan~
Raja kita selamat bertakhta~

Rahmat bahagia tuhan kurniakan~
Raja kita selamat bertakhta~

I'd honestly rather be outside right now
I'm stuck in the office where the AC is fucking shit with a bunch of PC running at full capacity at all times and there's no fan to improve the airflow

This is a sweet story :3
Did you juat post this just to trigger us :(

Is INTI considered a good school in Malaysia?

>tfw hungover from 24 hour drug fueled gay sex

was it good?

Whenever I go to a room in sogo I wonder if that's what happened there just before I got it.

no
stay the fuck away from it

Somewhat. Thank you Malaysia for that quality ice.
I have reached heaven and nirvana.
Also, my ass is filled with cum after we’re done.

Why? Why does it have a bad reputation?

Hi guys, I'm a Viet SEAmonkey but was born and raised in the states. Am I missing out on anything besides food, poverty, heat, and humidity?

BTW Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world!

You're missing out on banter. At least you aren't exposed to regionalism too much.

Also, are most Vietnamese-Americans still Republicans? Even the young ones?

I don't know. I'm not into politics or religion at all because it's all just a huge shitshow. The older people I know that came from overseas were/are Republican-leaning.

There's a very large concentration on Vietnamese in California and I assume they'd be more left-leaning. I live on the opposite (East) coast. The younger generation might be more Democratic. Two sides of the same shitty coin though. A FUCKING DONKEY AND ELEPHANT.

Associated with foreign students from 3rd world countries who wanted to study in English but can't afford elsewhere. If you like Kazakh girls, they're plenty there.

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Are there Flips there?

I studied there for a semester, it's really fucking bad.

>shit lecturers that literally have no idea how to teach (one prof fucking crams everything and just says "do work, submit tomorrow") amongst others
>another prof kept ramming his fucking magical acupuncture and le water crystals of emotion meme in Biology class
>full of niggers, literally, fucking crawling with niggers everywhere
>nigger-tier accommodation that's also overpriced and forced for first sem students
>full of hidden fees
>student population is basically wannabe richfags that can't study so good luck trying to get shit done in groups.

I dropped out, used my results to get a nice waiver from Sunway and have been studying there ever since.

>Sunway

No flips last time I was there.
Studied in the Nilai campus.

No, but it really depends on what you wanna study
If you going for the generic shit like business and mass comm then it's fine, since it's pretty much same shit everywhere
If you wanna study in US or Australian uni then it's a good option too
Many people I know from my high school studied there for the US uni program
Other than that you're better off finding another school, unless they have a course you want that is difficult to find elsewhere like in my case
From my experience they don't really cover much in classes, only the basics and a bit more, the rest is for you to explore yourself

It's a very nice place desu.
There's fucking external seminars almost daily and the library is so huge I could spend hours every day and still take years to read everything.

What course?
Inb4 speech therapy

I'm going to study at Sunway starting next month