How do i migrate to america as a young white danish man?

how do i migrate to america as a young white danish man?

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quickly

not much time left, danish bro

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>White

Impossible, we only accept brown people now

how do i migrate to america as a young white swedish man?

kill me, pete

you guyz have to many males in your sentence not enough chicks .. were are they ? you can come to Canada if you accompanied by Chicks they most be at least chicks/10 minimum .. we have enough fags already ..

>Brown people

Funny thing is we accept the really smart ones that take up all the good jobs and devalue the market and the truly awful ones that suck up all the free gibs.

dye your skin and convert to islam

Trade me spots any day

Dude you want to switch places?
I'd love to live in a cabin and breath fresh air, sit in a sauna and culturally enrich yellow headed grils

want to go together with me, i want to move to california despite all of the faggotry going on, ive been there before on vacation and i really liked it, i also have a relative there.

Go to Mexico, cross border, get $4 per hour landscaping job. Take it or leave it.

Let's get married op
(not a girl)

heheheh the young Swedish and the Danish coming with Mexican illegally crossing the border its a most watch !!

Don't do it Danebro, just stay in Denmark. America is slitter.

Go to mexico, get a tan, then just walk right on in.

>tfw no Radio Free Skyrim.

do what i do to get to the usa, gay marriage.

Sham marriage, you can even marry some Sup Forumsack now because of the gay marriage decision

1. Get tan
2. Pretend to be Mexican
3. Fly to US
4. ????
5. Profit!

I knew it ... when they dont talk about chicks its a trap .. I am a beautiful young European who love long hard Californian schnitzel ..

Why would you do such a thing?

wtf did you do to your chicks you leave them behind with the refugees ??

Danishes taste pretty good.

thats a good idea actually (no homo)

but im a handsome devil so i dont think real girls would be a problem

i want to infiltrate hollywood

mane, I'm 19. Is it acute or something?

I pretty sure Danishes Babes taste Awesome something like berry and sugar for sure .. If they dont previously eat Surströmming ..

And yeah California seems pretty attractive, especially Solvang.

Probably wielding an axe aboard a boat made of dried codfish.

The asiest way is that you should invest 1 million dollars to USA. You can get citizenship with good blowjob.

how do i migrate to america as a young white finnish man?

Apply when Trump gets in

actually my ex tasted (her pussy) like chocolate milk powder, pretty wierd, but awesome.

and blow it up
good plan
i'll send you the instructions in 5

how do i migrate to america as a young white danish man?

how do i migrate to america as a young white swedish man?

how do i migrate to america as a young white finnish man?


wtf you guyz are connected like pregnet woman or something ?!

Rofl you are fucking retarded if you forego Denmark for California

Ohh shiiii nice ! chocolate powdered pussies welcome in Canada any time !

honestly easy route would be to become mormon and get sponsored

Have a master's degree in a STEM field. Work for one of our oil companies making over six figures. Suddenly, the smell of burgers and the sound of gunshots puts the lead back in your pencil and then there you are walking around town with your hot wife and several little kids in-tow

At least, this is every German and Swede I see come here for our prodigious STEM job market due to our energy industry.

we are brothers

Looks delly as fuck, man i want leverpostej and rodbede right now

Go to Mexico loose all your identification papers and then walk north

Yes pretty obvious according to your flags !

Witch of you guyz are Pagans ?! all of you right ?! even Germany .. Norway etc

No probleme being openly gay before the rest of the world but Pagans OUPS.. its a NOGO

It was pretty fucking funny your message to the Russian I am sure you sink one of there ship with that sign

i just had 4 big madder of the pic related

wtf are you rambling on about?

btw im danish not swedish