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deadpool is probably an automatic pick because of his healing factor and other dumb shit but he'd be annoying as fuck to be around.

i'd choose cap and bats. yes, i am going to die but at least i'll die next to captain america. there's no greater honor.

The two invincible guys

Wolverine and batman, deadpool is tempting but batman has enough money to send me to columbia.

Who? It doesn't even matter if they're invincible, just cut off their limbs and eat them or something

hellboy and pred
everyone else doesn't stand a chance

Jokes on you, i can take em all in a fight at the same time.

Wolverine and Hellboy
AKA Hellwolf

robocop and wolverine

>capeshit

DROPPED

>just toss them in a super-grinder and spread their finely chopped body chunks across the midwest as fertilizer then they'll never grow back!

Predator has the best tech and longrange weapons.

I don't know how strong hellboy is, but I think Blade would be the best at melee combat.

>batman
>try to kill

Batman and Robocop because I'd die a happy man.

Wolverine and Hellboy. It's not up for debate.

I guess it's BvS Batman.

>inb4 b-but Burton's also killed!

Obviously Batman and Deadpool. This is the only non retarded pick.
Batman has his prep time and easily kills a handful of the other faggots, Deadpool has his ridiculous healing factor and kills anything else.

Predator can't kill Danny Glover. Literally the weakest pick.

>Deadpool
>Beating Wolverine
No.

Or just toss them in a volcanoe.

Haven't seen any of these films because I am not a manchild.

>Being a Wolverine cuck
No.

wrong predator, he's their for wolverine and deadpool, massive energy weapon to blow them away plus greatest hunter he's perfect, hellboy is literally invincible he protects me, pred hunts everyone down, wtf are your picks?

Does he have to saw the horns off every few minutes?

Seperate the heart from the body and put in a lockbox and toss the box into the ocean that way he'll have to focus on finding his missing heart and won't worry about you.

Batman and Wolverine since I know they would have booze

Predator gets BTFO by regular humans all the time. He's the weakest pick here.

Batman has the smarts but he's only human.
Deadpool is unkillable but he doesn't have any exceptional strength besides that.

You need someone like Blade or Wolverine to help him fight all super powered humans.

and he btfo of everyone all the time too, heros got to win, your basing your picks on plot armor which is fucking stupid but fine, in this i'm the hero

>both take a plasma bolt to the face from 2 buildings away. By the time deadpool regens, you're long dead. Hell, hellboy could just walk I'm to wherever you guys are held up at and beat batman to death and ko deadpool. None of them can put hellboy down when a giant ass squid leviathan was toss him through concrete and he shrugged it off..any pick that isn't those two is retard.


You are all dead

>Predator
>Hunting anyone that isn't Arnold down and dying anyway
Batman's gadgets are on par with predator while not needing to cloak. Anyone on that list could take him in hand to hand combat. Honestly confused why hes even on the list; it's like putting a house cat in a dog kennel.

>But he has claws!
Aaaand dead.

There are artifacts that take care of hellboy. No one is immortal in comics. Deadpool second pick.

this

Dont forget Batman's prep time. Batman could find some bullshit way to kill literally everyone.

Retard, he is trying to kill you not them. And he can long range snipe you without anyone even seeing him. You aren't basing this shit based on fights necessarily

But Batman doesnt kill.

no he's got a cloak and a plasma gun that tracks midair, plus all sorts of other shit, no-one has gagdets like him, and again just talk the logic of it, not fucking tropes thats irrelevant, your acting like a12 yr old screaming BATMAN WINS CAUSE HES BATMAN, fuck off thats not how this works

Deadpool does

>plot armor
That doesn't change the fact that it still happened, you jizz gargling fag.

@85511305
I'm not even going to reply to this retardation.

predator and memepool

The two who are good at keeping people they love alive.

Fine, then no one else has the Batmobile, so Batman can just drive me and Wolverine away from everyone else.

so? another predator ripped a alien queens head off, just depends on which one, and every pred death even the arnie one is a stretch cause you have to find a way to kill this ridiculously OP monster you've created, if you really think about it none of the deaths made a whole lot of sense, the pred would have won most of those, saying the pred dies at the end makes him a bad choice is just dumb

predators got a spaceship, it cloaks too if you really want to go that route, oh and hellboy can teleport kinda, any old time just a matter of finding the right spell, getting him drunk usually helps

>hellboy- literally a walking tank compared to everyone here. Only one who has a chance of putting him down is wolverine who he can match in parrying combat till he ko's him. Tanked concrete building busting shit. Tanked a grenade belt point blank

>predator literally has stealth tech and long range blasters that will down anyone (healers would be down for a bit) save hellboy

This isn't a versus. This is "who can kill you the easiest. And those 2 guys would be a pain to have coming after you with this weak as roster of potential protection. If you're out in the open, you're dead cuz of pred. If youre in a small room hiding out, hellboy will charge in and nobody could stop him from getting his hands on you

Literally same.
At least it's interesting, plus Batfleck has bat-plotarmor like any other Batmen. I will be fine.

it makes me happy at least one other user ITT gets it, their is literally no other choice, these two are OP as all fuck

As long as you are a human of average intelligence, then you can probably trick Predator, or get someone smarter to do it for you.

Literally every Batmen on screen killed.
Just like in comics.

except you can beat predator if you cover yourself in mud.

Who wins in a fight, RoboCop or Spiderman

There is nothing to trick. He is hunting you and you won't kno he is stealthed on a building rooftop away until you feel that heat of a plasma bolt to the back of your head for .5 seconds

There is no reason for him to get up close if he sees you have protection and they look formidable. He will just wait

no you can't that was one pretty dumb pred in the end, others show multiple viewing modes that get around this, that fuckwit was a poorfag

Batman and Hellboy. Bats works the tech, Hellboy works the supernatural. All bases covered.

>Batfleck has bat-plotarmor like any other Batmen.
But you're not Batman

Why doesn't Batman kill Jared Leto?

You are going to keep your two protectors close by because there are still 5 other guys coming to kill you.not only will it be obvious where you are but mud won't help you with them and you aren't going to waste time rolling in mud. so that's not a logical response. You idiots are still looking at this the wrong way. You're dead from long range the minute you don't pick pred

Deadpool because he can teleport

except without clarifying what "works tech" means, there is still no real explanation how it stops the two healers from just charging at you head first or the stealth pred from sniping you from afar while blade is keeping hellboy distracted for a few minutes

There could only be one reason. Joker is Jason Todd

>There is no reason for him to get up close if he sees you have protection
There's no honor in killing a defenseless being. He'd kill the bodyguards first, with equivilant weapons, and then kill you in hand to hand. Predator may have stealth and plasma cannons, but his weakness is that he forgoes those in favor of good sport.

Cap and Bats since they are the most likely to stay loyal to me.

People were able to see him a few times even when he was cloaked.
Batman could find him quickly using batgoggles or something.
Then, I don't know, he pulls out a bat-gun and just shoots him. Predator doesn't wear armor.

PIS and CIS isn't a factor here. OP clarified one thing. It's trying to kill you. Period. So no it would not target the body guards first and h2h solo combat with you or not, your fat worthless anonymous ass is not worth a drop to a pred. So this isn't about honor. He is coming to kill you amd only you however he can. Try again.

You dont think Robocop would stay loyal to you? A literal officer of the law? I'd pick him over Cap. That aimbot Auto 9 is sweet

I know zero about Deadpool and his abilities. Isn't he just a parody on capeshit? Whatever, fuck him.
I pick Wolverine and the Predator.
>Fear the demon and the vampire.
>Predator tracks and kills Batman.
>Wolverine destroys everyone else.
>If they fail, I hide in a cave.

Batman and Predator. How the fuck are the others going to kill me if I'm in space?

Batman and Wolverine, they have the greatest power in the world - the power of plot armor

>Cap
>not dropping Bats

He'll spend half the time trying to figure out why these assholes are hunting me, and it's probably going to be because I deserve it. Cap's usually more understanding.

>middle of the night
>cloaked out on a rooftop somewhere
>waits till blade or robotic police man attacks you or deadpool or whoever creates a big enough distraction or threat to grab batman's attention and whoever else you choose
>you are shot dead

This isn't a one on one fight. You got others coming at you too

Cops are fickle as shit to anyone who isn't also a cop. Plus, he's more machine than man. He can easily be reprogrammed to try and kill me.

>5511777
Damn son, I'm checkin hard

>wolverine destroys all

TOP LEL

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Hellboy kept up with Nuada who would fuck up anyone on this list in H2H. Wolverine would get his shit pushed in a pumpled till his brain is jelly

I don't even need to post vids of blade who would be practically untouchable to wolverine. Fuck off. He is a weak link. He is good and keeping himself alive with healing. You are fucked tho cuz he can't protect you

>Batman losing to slightly stronger human
wew lad

Batman and Wolverine. Batman has prep time and is a superior Cap in terms of abilities and combat. Bats would come up with countermeasures for Blade, Cap, and Robocop.

Wolverine has adamantium and healing so in a fight to the death he can take Deadpool. His enhanced senses will make it easy for him to track Predator too. The only wild card is Hellboy

Deadpool nature makes him a bad pick. His skillset is impressive but he is played up for slapstick, inverting tropes and breaking the fourth wall. He will fuck up and get you killed in some comedic way, continue talking to your corpse, and then turn to the camera to say a funny.

As in dropping him in favor of.

Why is any retard picking batcuck, he'd be dead in seconds from any of these

Most of the time Hellboy is portrayed as a lethargic, careless, cigar-smoking "show me watcha got kid" dumbass, though. Why would I want someone as reckless as him protecting me? I'd rather want something animalistic fighting for me. And yes, the healing is a huge plus. It means Wolverine would keep on fighting until someone locks him down.

>batman prep time meme

Already stopped taking you serious. And lel at picking wolverine who go down to pred long before getting near. Hellboy would kick his ass and blade would school him like he has never been schooled before. Then it's regular man in a cape "protecting "you somehow. Nah youre dead in 1 hr tops. That's just because it would take them awhile to find the batcave. Once hellboy burst through the entrance, nothing is putting him down before he gets the hand of doom around your head and squeezes

>slightly stronger human
>literally broke through Iron Man's armor, something that fucking Mjolnir wasn't capable of
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Batman killed only in a couple of comics back in 39.
By those standards, Superman should be a socialist superhero fighting for the little man, and he shouldn't fly.

And besides all that, at leat in Burton's movies he was consistent. Just as he killed the goons, he killed The Joker. He didn't just kill some nobodies but let the most dangerous criminals live, like in the DCEU.

Because you don't want him pissed off and coming for you obviously. Wolverine got knocked out by shit like a piece of bark by sabertooth or a bullet to the head. Blade could generate a punch hard enough to knock him out. Hellboy would turn his brain to mush with one punch. He is out skilled in combat by both of them as well. So again a terrible choice. This shit really isn't that hard

How does a character with fast healing, an indestructible skeleton, and super sense that can sniff out someone with invisibility lose to the predator?

Retard. Disregarded the rest of your post.

>tanked a grenade
my nigga he literally tanked the apocalypse beast while carrying excalibur and rallying the noble undead of england against kinfolk

Wolverine is only useful for tracking the pred(which the pred would see him coming a mile away) and maybe killing cap. He is outclassed by basically everyone else. Only person more useless here is robocop. All it takes is one of those guys to keep him busy and you are already down one protector.

>choosing wolverine to protect you when he is dead

Deadpool and Blade for that cable and Deadpool feel

predator and Hellboy, board predators ship and fuck off to some random planet for a while

I could see a Han/Chewie relationship between them. Call 'em Red and Pred.

A plasma to the face would put wolverine down for at least a few minutes. Wolverine in the movies has gone down to much less and dont act like it otherwise. This isnt the comics wolvie. Movie wolvie is slow as shit and cjust charges his opponent. He aint dodging plasma. He is outclsssed by everyone here except robo and cap. A few minutes of him healing for lose of the flesh of his face and melted eyeballs is more than enough time to get to you dumbass. This isnt VS match. Use your head and remove your bias

From loss*

This isn't comics hellboy dumbass. Look at the fucking picture and keep up

>mfw there's at least a few logic minded anons who know what's up
Literally an /thread answer here. Any other combination is dildos

>Batman could find some bullshit way to kill literally everyone.
how would Batman kill Hellboy?

>because I deserve it

Then you'd probably be better off with someone who is functionally unstoppable AND pathologically incapable of killing you on your side. If you really deserve it, Cap will not be averse to killing you himself.

>Predator
>Robocop
>capeshit

Since hellboy is becoming one of the obvious picks.

Why don't we talk about how robocop is better than Predator?

>has his mind upgraded to think and react as fast as a computer while retaining his humanity
>has a visor to let him analyze enemies
>much stronger than a human
>more durable
>possibly faster if we're willing to move away from the slow moving version in the original

Deadpool and Hellboy is better.

I would take Batman and Wolverine.

Deadpool is a slightly better skilled wolverine with out the benefits of his durability (adamantium). Blade would eventually decapitate him after 3 minute sword fight. Hell cap could probably hang with him for a bit and cap has the worst physicals of anyone here cept batman could give him a fight. Terrible choice for protection

Then you would die for many reasons stated by at least 5 ppl already. Prep shit is literally a meme and batman couldn't save you if half of these guys found the room you were hiding n.