Watch awkward part of movie

>watch awkward part of movie
>get up and sprint to other side of the room and back again

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Holy fuck. I thought I was the only one with this autism click. I get up and pace back and forth when something is awkward or personally exciting for me.

like seeing your post I literally almost had to get out of my chair and have a autistic spaz attack

>successful social interaction in film/show
>imagine self in same interaction and how you would've played it

I roll my fingers repetitively. Post your autism stimming rituals

>have to make a phone call
>nervously pace around the room for 10 minutes thinking of exactly what I'm going to say, rehearsing it out loud several times, as well as any possible directions the conversation may turn
>get more anxious the longer I wait holding the phone in my hand
>finally decide to make the call another day and go back onto the computer

>finally make call
>bungle the opening sentence

Holy shit are you me? I hate making phonecalls

YES

why does this happen?

This just happened to me two days ago when i watched Worlds Greatest Dad

It was kino

You are me.

Watch this and tell me what happens user
>youtu.be/bRbXqJyIW7w

>something in movie is embarrassing for character
>put fingers in ears and hum loudly

>awkward scene starts
>pause movie
>open browser
>just gonna check Sup Forums real quick
>have a quick look at my youtube feed too, I'll continue watching the movie in just a minute
>find more excuses
>hours later, still paused

>something cool happens in a movie/video game
>literally have to pause it and pace around the room, often doing a full lap of the house, sometimes even go out into the backyard
this fucking shit RIGHT HERE as well

undiagnosed autist reporting in

YOURE BLOCKING THE AISLE!!! SIT IN THE CHAIR!!!! IM HAVING A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK!!!!!!!!

Who /turboautist/ here?

>go on first date in years
>go to movies to watch some garbage romantic comedy
>some laughs and she starts resting on my arm
>sex scene and she giggles and tries to get eye contact from me
>I get mad flop sweat and feel overwhelmingly awkward
>rush to the bathroom and slap water on my face
>give myself a look in the mirror slap in the face and tell myself to be a man
>everything went well then back at my apartment later she goes for it and takes my pants down
>cum all over myself and her hands before she can even reveal my cock
It's been 3 months and it keeps replaying in my dreams every night

>
>if you were a real neet, you would have sex for 3 hours and still not be able to cum

We're all autistic here? Colour me surprised.

Ljl just end it already

>colour
I may be autistic but I'd rather be an autistic Amerifag than a Britfag any day!

USA USA USA USA!!!!!!1111ONEONEONE

Me is you

I can't watch CURB because of this
It's just too much

i just winced hard enough that my ears fill with white noise

its difficult to explain

Could be Canadian
Could be Australian
Scottish
Dane
Fuck anywhere
Could be anything other than wrong spelling burger

I know those ear feels

Who are you calling when you become so nervous? I understand it if you're going to attempt to make a sale or something.

kek this would probably happen to me too

Just get anxiety talking to people sometimes
I'd rather communicate email

>akward or cringy part in movie
>have to pause and do other shit for 5 minutes

Jesus Christ

>watch video and go to the comments for advice or what not to do
>its a bunch of teenagers pledging their allegiance to some faggy youtuber

thx peep show

>semi-sexual or awkward part of any media
>my stomach literally cringes and I don't feel any air in it at all
>I stop paying attention to the audio but I continually watch it
>Give glances to my back to see if anyone's watching what I watch

I do this too user. Are we literal autists? Would genuinely like to know desu.

I do something similar to this when I get to an awkward or weird part of a video where I switch tabs even if no one else is in the building

>watch scene with well written dialogue
>recite the dialogue aloud when i'm by myself, pretending that i'm speaking to other people
>imagine their response, ad lib a response aloud

>tfw watch anime in college computer labs
>tfw watch game of thrones and shit with sex scenes in college computer lab
>tfw don't give a fuck call the cops

>Irl
Not the best at talking but usually I don't have huge problems, I don't fail anymore to make eye contact and don't stutter
>On the phone
I literally do like this post, and when I call sometimes I probably sound like a bad programmed robot. A few weeks ago I had probably had the worst experience at the phone, thanks also to my mum who kelt insulting me because I wasn't speaking property

step back plebs

>watch awkward part of movie which specifically triggers some of my worst memories
>close movie
>call mom
>have her sing to me the lullaby she used to sing when I was a baby
>[spoiler[Im 33[/spoiler]

Its the only thing that calms me down. I know how pathetic it is and I hate myself everyday for it.

I've even recorded her singing it and play it on repeat on the nightstand when Im too anxious to sleep. fml

that's lovely

this isnt autism, you've got a serious psychological problem

fuck your sarcasm tbqh

...

>Character starts doing something cringy
>Skip 20 seconds ahead hoping its over

fuck you

you're mom's a great woman

You clearly do have a serious psychological problem though

>not listening to 'I Am a God' by Kanye West to get pumped for the call

Literally me.

no shit sherlock

maybe Im just too sensitive for this shit example of a world assholes like you have built

kys

you lashing out when your dependency is confronted only proves that you've never really attempted to heal this open, weeping sore on your psych

>melodramatic scene, someone is probably crying or something
>smile awkwardly even though nobody is around

>Scene set in a highschool
>Start imagining myself as the cool chad banging all the girls and all the alpha shit i would do
>Then spend the rest of the day remembering all the cringy shit i did instead

I literally did that when I was 13 while reading Harry Potter, when Harry kisses Ginny. don't know why i remember that

>stating facts makes me an asshole
You should probably see a therapist

>emotional scene
>lots of silence
>get nervous that people will hear me swallowing in case i appear like i'm choking up so i sit there uncomfortably holding my breath and silently choking on saliva until the scene is over
literally every single time

>showing a friend a tv show you like
>skip episodes that include something awkward like your fetish
Been doing this since childhood

>remember an awkward situation from your past
>curse and smack yourself in the head for being so stupid

quads of truth

bonus points for making a pained expression or an audible vocalization when recalling said moment

this hurts. I have like 5 of those and they take turn coming back to me at random moments.

...

>Outside walking
>Decide to try the chad stride
>Look directly ahead determined i wont look down at the ground
>Head keeps naturally dipping down into my normal beta stance
>Walking down the street head shooting up and down constantly as i try to keep looking forward and not at the ground

People probably think i have a condition or something

Finally one that's /literallyme/.

>People probably think i have a condition or something
you do, it's called being a virgin

>This whole post
>Cant even spoiler right
How do you even function in everyday life lmao

I write a bunch of memos on notepad prior to making the phonecall. Phonecalls make me nervous af

What lullaby?

>/r9k/ goes on another board
>gets bullied

hush little baby ;_;

>walk past other pedestrian on sidewalk
>instinctively angle my head so that I literally cannot see them in the eyes even if I tried

>50 seconds of staring at a camera
>skip through it

fuck

is this real? i feel really bad for you. it's kind of sweet as well though

Were you seriously in doubt as to whether there are autists on this board?

>Having a normal conversation
>Get asked about something i havnt done/dont know much about
>Instead of just saying i have no idea i start compulsivly lying and making up all the times i experienced that situation

Have u tried just listening to it on YouTube or something instead

your mom sounds like a very kind woman

you're very lucky

Yea it's real. Real gay

Why are people like this?

>someone asks if you've seen a movie
>lie and say you have
>person tries to discuss it
>"I haven't seen that in sooo long! I remember very little of that movie"

>Having a normal conversation
>Get asked about something i HAVE done
>Instead of just saying normal stuff i get nervous and start exaggerating and making shit up to avoid sounding boring

>see person coming towards me
>pull out phone and pretend I'm doing something important so I have an excuse not to look at them

its real and she is

my brother commited suicide when he was 19 and I never knew our father so Im the only one she's got left and I've been fucked mentally since forever

I know she finds it weird as fuck too and she is worried about me but she cant risk losing her only child I guess

fuck why did I even post it

more confident than me, i'll give him that

consider counselling

Well you said you call her so I'm assuming you don't live at home u got that going for you

I have to keep pausing and take breaks until i finally get through the scene

>stealth IRL
youtube.com/watch?v=WPlnHw7MfME

Seek help immediately you fucking psycho, jesus christ.
What do you think you're gonna do when your mom dies? Keep listening on that repeat forever?
You will literally snap one day and take out a kindergarten or something..SEE A THERAPIST

Overwhelming second hand embarrassment. The more insecure and self conscious you are, the larger the autism tick.

that was hilarious from the beginning

thats alpha as fuck

sorry to hear that. iktf.

wew that's nothing
after doing all that AND making the call, I pace around the house for an additional 10-20 minutes recalling the conversation after the fact, muttering parts that i can remember under my breath, assessing how well i did, cringing at the awkward moments, maybe doing little fist bumps or skipping if i remember a part of the conversation that went well, all while my heart rate is still irrationally high

I live on disabilities in an apartment my granpa left me. I tried to be independent and an "adult" 3 years ago but its really not working out for me..fuck it im out you guys make me feel even worse

There's always time to better yourself user

I really hope you're making this up

>you guys make me feel even worse
you have to confront your situation before you can rectify it

sometimes i wish i could wipe that weird adolescent period from my memory