The Equation Group (EG) is responsible for hyper-advanced malware like Stuxnet, Duqu/Flame, and Strider/Project Sauron. These viruses are the most advanced pieces of software ever discovered by top antimalware labs such as Kaspersky. They can target industrial systems, oil pipelines, and nuclear facilities. >[YouTube] STUXNET: The Virus that Almost Started WW3 (embed)
Nobody in the Information Security (infosec) sector actually wants to call EG out on being the NSA because, well, it’s the fucking NSA. But everyone knows it.
A hacker group going by the name Shadow Brokers (SB) have hacked the NSA and released many free exploits to the world, not least among them being a backdoor to Cisco routers. The metadata on these files dates back to 2013, the same time as the Snowden leaks. Snowden and Wikileaks have confirmed these exploits (hacking tools) as legitimate. The release was on Github, but has since been taken down. >web.archive.org/web/20160815155959/https://github.com/theshadowbrokers/EQGRP-AUCTION/
>But they can’t even type English right The NSA has software which can identify a person’s writing style as if it were their fingerprint or iris. SB probably used a program like Anonymouth to defend against that.
Do not run anything in this leak unless you know what you are doing.
Me too. I'm all "Free Speech!" "No spying on citizens!" But deep down, I'm jelly.
Elijah Campbell
Prove to me this isn't a distraction from the Soros emails.
Ryan Hughes
This feels like the start of Die hard 4..
Cameron Long
Prove to me Soros isn't distracting you from this, faggot
Eli Sullivan
Have a bump Ameribro
Jack Parker
So if any seperate event warranting attention happens, it's a slide? BLM is a distraction, not this.
Joseph Allen
i used to be but then i realized most citizens are dumb faggots anyways who dont even understand or appreciate their own rights. case in point candidates like bernie catching traction in this country while being an avowed socialist
Jayden Davis
>mfw the NSA gets paid for looking at people masturbating in front of their webcam.
> hey guys, lets waste decade of research and hard work to distract alt-right faggots from some stocks trader! Brilliant idea.
Jaxon Morales
I've got 0 knowledge of bitcoin but google tells me that 1 bitcoin = 438.69 GBP ...so if they get 1 million bitcoin from this auction, that's 438,691,563.07 GBP.
Surely that sort of shit doesn't go un-noticed? How do you turn that into money?
Adam Allen
Worth the lack of sleep .t.b.h.
Got to see world history unfold
But really
GO AND MAKE THE FIRST THING YOU DO TODAY BE RUN TO THE BANK AND GET ALL OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT OUT BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING THERE ARE NO BRAKES THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BIG ONE WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR
THIS IS BAD REAL BAD,AND THE GOV IS FREAKING OUT TRYING TO DECIDE HOW TO BREAK THE NEWS
YOUR BALANCE WILL BE AT 0.00 BEFORE THE WEEK IS OUT
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Sebastian Adams
>YOUR BALANCE WILL BE AT 0.00 BEFORE THE WEEK IS OUT
As if there's anything in it
Josiah Anderson
you obviously cash out all at once in a lump sum while providing DNA, fingerprints, retina scans, dental records, etc
Brody Wilson
wash it, like buy stuff with it and sell it on the free market?
Ethan Thompson
Ignore posters like this. They are trying to make you look like a fool.
Christian Williams
jokes on u i have 0.21 CAD in my bank
i have more money on my steam account ffs
Mason Garcia
>YOUR BALANCE WILL BE AT 0.00 BEFORE THE WEEK IS OUT nice, my balance are negative because overdraft charges
Logan Fisher
Old (x2) OP theorized they want to bring in a NWO banking system on the rubble of the old one. Typical cashless system, mark of the beast style etc.
Robert Johnson
What's money laundering?
Elijah Gonzalez
Same, this might help me.
Brandon James
Who even takes bitcoin? And that's half a billion pounds, it'd take a fucking lot of tvs and iPads to clean it all.
Eli Cook
>nuclear facilities are conected to the internet.
Are you kidding me? aren't the connected on a whole seperete network to prevent excactly that?
Listen you dirty fucking favela dwelling monkey, I know to you a couple of hundred pesos is a lot, or whatever you call the shit stained rags you exchange for food, but the reality is that half a billion pounds is a lot.
Do you have the slightest idea how long it would take you to launder that money without drawing any attention?
Samuel Davis
They are not connected to internet. Its just fucking imbeciles with flash drives letting malware cross airgap.
Luis Flores
Should I just bury all my cash in a remote location or something?
Juan Sanders
to become an uber-hacker should I learn python or Java first? Just learned to code 'Hello World' senpai get ready for my exploits. more to come.
Jonathan Miller
some anons trying to make billions by steal cool software shit and i sit here writing lists and have to take care about a fucking logbook, what went wrong and when
Jack Hernandez
Who needs to launder money when you can just cash it in at the Bank of China?
>it's a nation state extorting money from the US gov.
Carter Perez
>implying McNormie and Lt. Wageslaves care about this
Nathan Gutierrez
I remember when I used Eclipse.
Lincoln Mitchell
Lua's easy and light weight, might want to look into it
Austin Reed
language doesnt matter you need to learn how everything works on a lower level than any highly abstracted programming language lets you write in
that being said the barrier of entry to python is very low since its not strongly typed
>be me >GBPs running low >economy crashes >loot nearest Tyson factory >stock up on most of the glorious tendies >start trading five piece nuggers for other items like prescious metals or ammunition >begin to stabilize economy and stop world hunger at the same time from nuggers >3.14s pronounce me nugger king and become my slaves to farm and harvest tendies >live life like a normie >profit
Nathan Robinson
kek i once made a script on word with visual basics stored on a floppy disk, once i ran it on another computer i had it output name, computer name etc etc from the registry on windows
does that count?
Austin Torres
>Joke's on (You)!
Nicholas Torres
>The NSA has software which can identify a person’s writing style as if it were their fingerprint or iris thank god i dont ever write anything by hand and my signature at the dmv for my license is just a spiral.
Jacob King
What that is implying is that your typing has patterns that can be matched to you. Last OP posted that to stop the HURR DURR Y BAD ENGLANDO posts. I don't know anything about it but it sounds reasonable.
Owen Green
i dont think they mean calligraphy. it means writing style as in grammar and vocabulary
Nolan Torres
READ READ READ
THIS user KNOWS
SMART user
THE MARK
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWAIN >TWAIN provides support for: >Production, high-speed scanning,ICC Color profiles,Digital cameras,Multiple operating system platforms including Windows, Mac OS, and Linux
Eli Bennett
>The hack is legit. >Wikileaks will release their "version" of the same publicly released files. >Deutsche bank will collapse before SB release the rest of the files. Most likely on a Friday. >Talk of emergency rescue, market volatility in the subsequent week as the "crash" is assessed, media spin that it might all be "ok". >Atleast 3 other big banks will wobble and fail that week. >End of US trading that Friday, media will announce there is an ongoing massive cyber attack on multiple banks, financial institutions and social media websites. >EVERYTHING will be down following Monday. >ALL blamed on cyber attacks likely originating from Russia and China.
Will happen after Rio and before Presidential Debates are concluded.
Asher White
I was making a joke, but any links or more info pertaining to what you're talking about? I feel like you mean logic gates and the sort but I'm not sure.
Ethan Wilson
Yeah same guy that got the threads rolling and said
Aiden Peterson
Consider the following : >necbeards are playing pretend on the internet that they matter in the grand scheme of things
these debit cards are backed by banks... if everything is frozen or the banks fail so will these debit cards. You should just hope that the government will follow through with FDIC. Or if you were a true oldfag you would remember all of the other times we were convinced that the market was gonna fail and you wouldn't be all that worried. Clinton getting into office is the biggest problem we face right now.
Jeremiah Green
Holy shit, they have a durable napkin?
Luis Gutierrez
Hey guys try to go to NSA.gov right now lel
Leo Wood
What did he mean by this?
Owen Gonzalez
>Soros >some stock trader pick one
Parker Long
this is james bond octopusy is live
Austin Richardson
if "this" == True: "shadowbrokers" +rw ["mostOfGlobalCurrency"] && r ["NSAToolBox"] $500 million is [Cheap!]
Angel Collins
it's real
Jordan Edwards
he was assassinated and replaced by a doppelganger who is now trying to do damage control
Isaiah Nguyen
We need to track and timeline his shit all the time and make it accessible like wikipedia, the same with the heads of the CF. Merge them and have some "big-data" fun.
I bet there is a timeline similarity, a pattern of some kind...
Joseph Jones
HOOOOOLLLLLLLLL UPPPPPPPPP
Adrian Parker
But m.nsa.gov is online, are they different servers?
Evan Cooper
Snowdens' take on the leak. My question is why did who ever this was wait until now, 3 years later?
Hudson Anderson
lolz... some anonz been out having phun?
Nicholas Cox
INVESTIGATE THE TWAIN WORKING GROUP AND BOARD WE ARE BEING GIVEN A HEADS UP
Logan Powell
I don't think they did this for the money. I think they did it for political influence.
Jack Rodriguez
mind fucking blown
Nathaniel Morales
Russian hackers that play cat and mouse with the NSA are getting political.
Carter Rivera
i can't believe this smug fag, you don't have to be so cryptic and waste everyone's time by making everyone think you're dead and not explaining jack shit, fucking attention whore
Dominic Flores
More footage
Nathan Fisher
>CIA has a yearly budget of 15 Billion (acknowledged) >OH NOES THEY'LL SOMEHOW BE INCAPABLE OF PAYING A ONE MIL RANSOM It's. Fucking. NOTHING.
Leo Reed
this is the address i found that was mining 12 BTC blockchain.info/address/1CK6KHY6MHgYvmRQ4PAafKYDrg1ejbH1cE i cant reproduce how i got there from the hacker BTC address at the moment, will post if i get it right... so much data lol
maybe its all dead ends, but its a mess to untangle
John Brown
Your unit of currency is fucked boy, they want 1 billion BTC not dollars.
Tyler Thompson
It's more like 400trillion, specially when they were asked for 600gzillion and the CIA 200000ultrimillion
Ryan Green
This. They were asked in bitcoins.
Colton Roberts
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWAIN >TWAIN provides support for: >Production, high-speed scanning,ICC Color profiles,Digital cameras,Multiple operating system platforms including Windows, Mac OS, and Linux INVESTIGATE THE TWAIN WORKING GROUP AND BOARD PARTNERS
WE ARE BEING WARNED
Angel Allen
Disregard, I suck cocks.
John Taylor
BUMP
Kayden Sullivan
1 million BTC, worth around 570 million USD
James Phillips
interesting
TWAIN software/drivers is on every computer in the world that can grab an image from a scanner.
check all your graphics software under "File" it will say TWAIN->Aquire Image or something
:/
Angel Clark
Still, 500mil is virtually nothing for the US.
Nolan Turner
guys......
TWAIN software is on all Windows 10 Windows 8 Windows 7 Windows Vista Windows XP Windows ME Windows 2000
go to your C:\ drive and use the search bar for "TWAIN"
FUCK
Henry Lee
Interdasting.
Caleb Anderson
snowden did it?
Hudson Jackson
Holy shit guys, we found it out. Party hats? Now what the fuck do we do? Can you disable it or anything?
James Anderson
>The NSA has software which can identify a person’s writing style as if it were their fingerprint or iris. SB probably used a program like Anonymouth to defend against that.
Who is laughing now at my gebroken English? Told you to change your grammar habits to hide your native language.
Zachary Reyes
What the hell is up with that image. I hate Snowden but I don't despise him for his work. He's already wanted by my government, why would he try and play da vinci code with us.