Even though my heritage is so, why is Dutch such an ugly language? It's literally a cross between the sound someone gurgling and spewing.
Even though my heritage is so, why is Dutch such an ugly language...
Xavier Howard
Brayden Barnes
>Even though my heritage is so
stop lying
Michael Roberts
true m8, mothers side
Landon Wilson
The GGG (CHCHCH) sound is literally influenced by the jews. Not even kidding, Jiddish had a huge influence on the Dutch language. The remainder is Germanic. We are called waterjews and swampgermans for a reason.
Owen Nguyen
>waterjews
>swamp germans
kek, also i didn't know dutch were juden, should i kill myself now?
Charles Morales
We're not jewish by blood but there has been a huge influence. When people talk about our heritage its not called Christian, but Jewish-Christian. Amsterdam especially had many jewish inhabitants during the ages and they left their mark.
Gabriel White
It's a mush of Friesian, German, French and English. So it's kinda logical for it to be fucked up.
Nathaniel Hughes
>why is Dutch such an ugly language
Subjective
SAGE
KANKERMONGOOL
Wyatt Carter
The benefit of the Dutch language is that you can relay information a lot faster in Dutch than in English, that's what I've always liked about it.
Justin Brown
is it because of words like panzerbefehlswagen or some shit?
Henry Smith
Glad people south from the Rhine don't have it
Robert Rogers
>panzerbefehlswagen
That's German sweetie.
Kayden Wood
yeah but same principle right?
Cameron Rogers
No, we don't do that.
David Stewart
ja
>waterzuiveringsinstallatie
Matthew Hill
that's german you koala
that's more of a character habit, i.e. in asian cultures you nod yes even if you don't know the answer out of politeness
Dutch tend to tell the way it is or simply sperge out the truth, i found this to be a handicap wherever I travel even in the US but you're right, it's a better more honest way of communicating.
Levi Carter
>aansprakelijkheidswaardevaststellingsveranderingen
Owen Peterson
pick the rapefugee
Ian Hughes
A more typical Dutch word phonetically would be "grasmaaier" or "grafheuvel" or "darrenslacht"
Aaron Sullivan
He needs to go back
Brandon Scott
Of gewoon "kankermongool" en "pannekoek"
Luis Robinson
how cucked are you guys relative to germany or sweden right now?
Michael Jones
>panneNkoek
Anthony Butler
[ʁRäχttal]
"wet ditch language"
Jaxon Martinez
Relatively not cucked right now. But we can do much better I hope. One issue anti immigration party is now the biggest according to all the polls
Carter Hughes
Danish is the same
Austin Ramirez
Less than them. We sort of had a pre-revolution regarding immigration and Islam in 2001 with Pim Fortuyn. A huge number of the population doesn't see it as a good thing anymore and the reactionary party of Geert Wilders is on course to win the elections next year.
Het kan allebei aap, ga het groene boekje nog een keer doornemen.
Daniel Davis
Just add "oy vey de spajiard komment!" After it.
Ryder Stewart
I meant to say that unlike German compound words we can't endlessly string words together in the way the Germans do.
We do use compound words, but all Germanic languages do except English in which you write the seperate parts.
Jacob Roberts
not true, there simply were not enough speakers of yiddish to instigate this change. its just natural language evolution, starting at the german/english g as in gut/good, later morphing into the soft g and finally changing regionally to the hard g. notice how the sound moved farther to the back of the mouth during its evolution
Kevin Wilson
Do you know which region youre from?
A lot of people dont speak with the harsh GGG
Justin Price
>Volgens de officiële spelling is alleen pannenkoek juist.
onzetaal.nl
Kankerdebiel
>m-maar allebei mag.
NIET DUS
Dylan Cooper
That and they have such pronounced vowels.
AA EE AU OE UI etc.
gaa ggeee moe lui koo kau
Makes my skin crawl.
Tyler Brooks
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Carson Gutierrez
Klopt
Er zijn meerdere pannen.
Versus
Zonnebloem
Maar 1 zon.
Dutch is the superior language tho.
But ey; it shall me a sausage be; what you think.
Brayden Jenkins
2nd gen m8, but grandparents are still alive and fluent in dutch
Xavier Evans
Godsamme wat mooi. Waar kan ik een spaarkaart halen?
Kayden Wilson
friendly reminder: the people who brought niggers to the USA for sale, were Dutch Jews. (actual jews, not kidding)
So the reason why the US is filled with niggers, is our jews. They made a load of money thouhg.
Easton Allen
>my pharynx is too busy with dick to use it as a speech organ
Blake Watson
Bij stacey
Ayden Kelly
Godsamme -- mooi -- spaarkaart
/rrrrrrrr/
Henry Parker
>play overwatch
>kankerkankerkankerjongkankerolololkankerkanker
Zachary Gutierrez
dutch isn't even an ugly language
it's german and english mixed together
it also has the best swear words
now fuck off kanker australia
Cameron Sullivan
So what Province were your dutch grandparents from?
Jeremiah Long
>it's german and english mixed together
and yiddish
Alexander King
You think regular dutch is bad?
Feast your ears on this. I wanna know what you think is the ugliest.
m.youtube.com
Jayden Sanchez
my oma was from a dairy farm in Arnhem, she was there during ww2 and remembers a bit of op market garden, not sure about opa i think he lived in one of the cities
Gabriel Nguyen
>Even though my heritage is so
Then fucking act like it cunt, don't insult the language of the fatherland and show some pride for where you come from instead of putting all those dicks into your mouth to get that chewed out australian accent
Carter Turner
Dutch is ugly, but Flemish can be beautiful.
Elijah Walker
>best swear words
list 5 that are not diseases. in fact, translate this for me:
tasty delicious delectable yummy flavoursome
"lekker lekker lekker lekker lekker"
the dutch have 1 tastebud each.
Jacob Perry
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Jack Gomez
>Then fucking act like it cunt, don't insult the language of the fatherland and show some pride for where you come from instead of putting all those dicks into your mouth to get that chewed out australian accent
this
>Flemish
>language
pick one
Joseph Jenkins
Arnhem is close to my city nijmegen, we dont speak with a very harsh ch sound desu
Ryan Thomas
This, the only people even coming close in terms of Dutch directness are the Danish. Its a huge contrast with e.g. the Asian culture of just nodding and accepting a strict hierachy. If a Dutch person doesn't like something during work they will directly go to their boss and tell them what's up.
Brayden Lee
sorry, da's geen taal. try again
Liam Sullivan
dutch is the best european language
its not phlegmy french or portugese, not lispy spanish and not shouty italian or german
Dylan Nelson
There's a lot of variety in Dutch accents you know. Listen to someone from Brabant for example with the soft G, sounds really smooth and pleasant. Makes you sound like a fag to a native Dutch speaker apparently though.
Kevin Kelly
Smakelijk
Heerlijk
Verrukelijk
Lekker
Smaakvol
Charles Williams
>Dutch is ugly
>Flemish can be beautifull
>Video is almost 100% Dutch in the way he speaks just reading in a soft and calm poetic voice
Right.
Nicholas Hill
Listen to this if you want to hear hard CH sounds
Jayden Ramirez
Lekker verrukkelijk heerlijk jammie(not a real word even in english) smaakvol
Kankersukkel
Aaron Cruz
Smakelijk, heerlijk, pikant, appetijtelijk, zalig, smaakvol, I could go on. Fuck off ausie cunt
Aiden Lee
Dat klinkt verdomd veel als gewoon Nederlands vriend.
Asher Ross
better link
youtu.be
Lincoln Walker
Lekker, heerlijk, verrukkelijk, jammie, smaakvol.
Now fuck off ignorant abo.
Bentley Brown
wtf is dit
Wyatt Richardson
I actually like Dutch and it was pretty easy to learn.
Arabic is by far the ugliest language I've ever heard. Some of the letters, like 'ayn, are literally just throat noises.
Zachary Gonzalez
Dialect than, if you want to be pedantic.
Doesn't change the fact that flemish can be beautiful, while dutch spoken by the dutch is usally ugly
Logan Phillips
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Jack Lopez
Nah that's just bants between the provinces. I'm from Friesland for example (northern province) and people sometimes harp on Frisians too
Mason Powell
Is English literally THE perfect language?
>the ever ready roughness of a Germanic language in everyday speech
>the elegant romanticism of a Latin language in politics, poetry and science
meme "languages" btfo
Nathan Powell
The Dutch are cool, good neighbors. boat bros.
Logan Thompson
Afrikaans has the best swear words.
Charles Harris
Mannen van de radio
Met Hans teeuwen of Theo maassen met pieter bouwman
Allemaal grappige absurde radiosketches
Jose Russell
>Dutch guys
>Feminine
HAH, not where I live that's for sure.
Julian Baker
kut, homo, hoer, mogool, klootzak, kutwijf, i can go on
other words for your faggy word choices like yummy holy shit
heerlijk
angenaam
smakelijk
fijn
smaakvol
aantrekkelijk
just fuck off you low iq australian faggot
Robert Robinson
>frequency of lekker: top 500 words
>frequency for others: top 100,000 words
yeah ok.
Owen Davis
>ik ben goed
>jij bent slecht
Josiah Barnes
>English
>Perfect
It's a very simple language that fails to describe many a thing other languages do have words for. But it's good as a global language to communicate with easily
Austin Stewart
Dan ben je waarschijnlijk doof
Sebastian Walker
Dutch cabaret is top tier. Whereas English stand up or cabaret fucking sucks. It's because of the language
Henry Morgan
English is a bastard tongue. It's useful as a lingua franca thanks to the sheer diversity of expressiosn but there is no purism.
Michael Flores
Havenzeug, leepe teef, stoephoer, takkewijf, mierenneuker.
Charles Price
>List 5
You say that like it's specific words, Dutch swearing is creative and forming things that are unexpected. Like calling someone slap sperma aftreksel or uit de baarmoeder gerukte tepelloze tietvlieg
Leo Lewis
dagelijkse herinnering dat hans teeuwen uitgejouwd werd voor zijn humor toen hij in engeland een cabaretstuk opvoerde
de perfide humorloze albion
Eli Hernandez
Enkel plat antwaarps is wa telt
Jacob Powell
Some is top tier, not all of it and not all the time.
Aaron Peterson
Is toch een wereld van verschil met dit:
Matthew Torres
What do you think of Philippe Geubels?
Sebastian Morales
Never post something related to that match again.
Tyler Garcia
> that fails to describe many a thing other languages do have words for.
Loan words
Yes that was what I said in the post, it being a mix of Old English, French and Latin is a boon
Zachary Cooper
>standaardnederlands vergelijken met brabants
Carson Roberts
Doesnt know about The secret policeman's ball. Dude, the Brits fucking invented doing cabaret right.
Gavin Carter
Top tier, I should watch one of his shows
Jonathan Adams
I noticed this too, both Dannish and Dutch is like talking with a heated potato in mouth and something lumped deep in throat.
Camden Foster
Pretty sure the rest of the world would get a heartattack of our humor that they would call racist or anti-semitic
Hunter Collins
>Makes you sound like a fag to a native Dutch speaker apparently though.
All Flemings sound like homosexuals because of this
Ethan Howard
Probably because Frisians have their origins from the area of Denmark and the northern germanic area. Frisian is still a sub-language in one of our northern provinces, though I doubt it's the same as the language back then anymore
Gavin Long
Then you haven't heard Danish.
Justin Baker
Hey, no insulting our danish bro's. Be cool Sweden