one of these threads
One of these threads
>gus
is that dolan?
Hey it's my favourite reaction image :P
ASSISTANT PASTOR ERIC
Directed by Spike Lee
Elba is too old...put the main nigga from Luke Cage
Also:
>Not Margot Robbie ad chi chi
>Not Dadario as Bulma
the joke is they're all BLACK you 'tist
why is it every time we have one of these threads its filled with anime or cartoon adaptations? don't you fags ever read books?
I giggled imagining Lance as Piccolo and Kevin as Krillin.
>The Rock as Nappa
That's just good casting.
>Not going full deep on the memes and put some BLACKED as well
You would get more (you) Thats for sure
Berserk is edgy grimdark garbage for teenagers
>Gus
Can't think of a director
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Ideally
Nolan or Ridley
Then probably Mendes and Guy Ritchie
>anime
>worst actress in the business
>mr reddit hacker as her sidekick
>some faggy looking cunt as director
Yeah nah I'm not watching that shit.
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>Nolan
>Ridley
>Mendes
>Guy fucking Ritchie
I'm vomiting
best bait so far
Would watch desu
You know, I wonder who would win the privilege debate here? At one hand, these characters should be played by Asians and there are few roles for Asians in Hollywood as it is so so obvious butthurt there. At another hand, blacks only seem to matter in a lot of these diversity squabbles because of hypocrisy.
Hmm
Here's your >(You).
Cast them.
Can someone post the template ?
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would unironically watch
>warshit
I wanna see Willem Dafoe as an Inquisitor from the Warhammer 40K universe. With Eva Green and Jason Momoa (the guy who played Khal Drogo) as his assistants
With Terry Gilliam (the guy who did Brazil) as the director Or George Lucas trying to get back at Disney for what they did to Star Wars
Fuck I'm on mobile but
Source: White Noise by Don Dilillo
Actor: Bryan Cranston or PSH (too bad he's dead desu)
Director: either Darren Aronofsky or Michael Haneke
I mean most black people love dragon ball more than white people
Out of all the stuff you could make a black version of this isn't actually a bad idea.
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We know who Jason Momoa and Terry Gilliam are, you goof
What about Lanius?
Holy shit.
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Who should play Marius?
Anthony Hopkins or someone like Ray Winstone?
it's impossible to convince me this wouldn't be incredible
I would enjoy that movie
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you had me at Tilda Swinton as fucking Shodan
that's the best idea I've ever seen in any of these threads ever
Is that Sulla? I would love to see an accurately made slow burner about Roman Empire. Everything from the last days of the republic to Marcus Aurelius is just incredible.
would love to see this one
And the Republic isn't?
pleb
Does anybody have the donkey Kong country one?
That would be 20 years ago. Today it would be directed by Ava Duvernay
I would see the entire series.
>Gus
>griffith played by a woman
Toppest of keks
>wanting live action anime or vidya
god fucking damn this'd be great
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>JOHN SNOW?!
>I LOOK LIKE JOHN SNOW /ATE/ JOHN SNOW AND THEN 300 PUSHUPS
i look more like griffith than that cunt
YES
OMg
Perfect gambino
Fuck off.
wut
This would be pretty based if we are being honest
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Black people love DBZ I'd watch the shit out of this
nailed it
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory directed by Sam Raimi starring Ariel Pink as Willy Wonka
>Black
>people
nice one, user! haven't laughed that hard in a week
would be cozy as hell
>remake/reboot
kys
i just know why i hate that shithead
NO EYEBROWS
also shit idea
>no hulk hogan, randy savage etc from best gen
underage detected
>khan
>russ
who wore it best?
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>.gif
i made the image before webms were a thing but the love and passion remains
I'd watch a movie with lance reddick in every role.
>tfw ddl is getting retired before there is even a chance of this happening
Wasn't that Gus's father?
I would fucking watch this
and when they go supersaiyan they become white
Belma should be Chris Tucker in drag
>Xavier Dolan as director
He'd cast himself in every role and you know it. Or at least as Casca, with every other role taken by the most attractive male actors he can find.
I'm white and I will watch this.
Unfortunately retarded studio execs will never buy this idea.
It wouldn't surprise if this would actually be really good.
Elba is too old for Goku
And where is Eddie Murphy as a female character?
>everything ITT is about a fucking videogame or some anime
You people are gross
Everyone aside from Scott is perfect
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fuck you
DDL is too manly. I always envisioned shaved Jim Gaffigan as Holden. Not sure if he could act the part though.
>Owen Wilson as Solaire
Genius.
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Why not eddie murphy as all characters?
worked in norbert
this to be honest
>WES ANDERSON'S DARK SOULS
NIGGA WHAT
kys irl
Elba's too old to be Goku. Dong Lover as Yamcha is the right age range for those Dragon Ball era characters.
Replace Morpheus with Garrett Morris for Roshi.
I have no idea who the fabulous nigga playing Vegeta is, so I can't sign off on that.
Hannibal Burress needs to be the voice of something without actually having to be on screen and act. Maybe Shenron.
Otherwise I'm good with this.
brava user, brava
>oi don't ya dare go 'ollow m8
Muh dick
But Angela and Eddie need to be younger. Angela is 19, Eddie is 23, and fatter.