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1st for lesbian protagonists

COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS THREAD

Fuck HBO.

>tfw walder frey
>house is nearly as powerful and important as great houses, but everyone looks down on you for arbitrary reasons
>just want to be bros with hoster tully, he won't even come to your weddings
>kids depend on you to find them matches but nobody will marry them
>robb stark won't even meet with you, sends his mom to tell you that you have to let his big army tromp through your castle and send your men to die in his war
>at least he'll marry your daughter
>get super excited for wedding, be a nice guy and give him your most prized daughter even though you don't have to
>finally starks and tully's will be your friends
>robb stark marries the first slut he meets instead, says he'll give you his dumb fuck uncle though
>the girl's house is ancient, but insignificant - he is outright spitting in your face
>at the wedding he turns into a wolfman and tries to kill you so you defend yourself
>noone believes you
>even your new allies think you're a worthless traitor, only friend is roose bolton because you literally paid him to marry your fat fuck daughter

Someone hook me up with crazy euron battle face meme

first for house blackwood of raventree

Season 8 Leak! Punished Kingslayer: A brother denied his rightful Lannister puss

Why do people like Stannis? Do balding people generally bond with balding heroes?

10th for Azor is a dog's name

reminder arya names her valyrian steel dagger 'little finger' after killing baelish.

CRINGE
bet it's true

remember when the main cast did promo for the show and now all we get is shitpee

Sansa's body double

hundred of posts will be made

The time has come to give Bran more screentime.

They could have been best rulers if Sansa wasn't so stupid.

Nice.

This is pretty much what happened.

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>mfw it really is

After GoT is finished, will there be dozens of spinoffs in different periods and different regions of the world?

House Harlaw? Don't wanna be a traitor fucking shit Karstark.

-Eggs adventures
-Roberts rebelion
-Stannis Heirs

those three will be GOAT

snekfu is a cute! A CUTE!

Who else here has taken the final redpill on the super dabid bros?
youtube.com/watch?v=Gw5JyOtxovo

seriously though, I stumbled across this video while looking for things about Stannis and this guy lays it all out so clean, he's like Poirot

Wait is this real. Are we actually getting Sansa titties this season even through fake?

>stars of david
OY VEYYYYY

bath scene ep5

dabid*

>2 hours of literal autism

This show really makes me appreciate that it is WOMEN and NOT men that should rule countries and armies. I've also learnt that dragons breath fire.

A Hell's Kintchenesque spinoff where Hot Pie travels inns around the world would be pretty goat tbqh senpai

>*Stabs you in the dick and balls*
>*Looks smugly at how I stabbed you in the dick and balls*
>*Makes high pitched smug "Hah!!!" sound*

Hah!!!

>tfw Aegon is actually important in the books and will gain the support of Westeros to BTFO Dany and her army of savages.
>tfw he steals the title of "Rightful Targaryen Heir" from Dany and Jon.
>tfw he will fuck Sansa and cuck Arianne (R+L 2.0)
>tfw he will steal Rhaegal while Euron steals Viserion
>tfw Dance of the Dragons 2.0

I know, but it's pretty good and if you're posting itt at this time you have the time to waste on it.

Or don't, up to you user

no it isnt

>tfw my great grandfather was actually a mizrahi jew
I deserve being a kikestark

AEGON THE ONE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS

THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED

yes you do user

They can't do shit like that.
What a disgrace. Cersei's one was understandable since she was being a pussy on walking naked in front of hundreds of people but here ?
D&D confirmed for frauds

RIGHTFUL KING

>mizrahi
shit tier jews, they're like the burger king to the Ashkenazi's mcdonalds

RIGHTFUL KING

She's got a better body than sophie anyway

>greensight

The what?

Apologies I've just caught up on this episode, does everyone agree this show has completely gone to shit now? Politics and moral ambiguity used to be the foundations of the show. They've since been replaced with goodies and baddies, hurried conclusions to overarching plot points, characterisation that doesn't make sense, schlocky deaths and contrived set pieces. It's now an 'event' show - the kind of thing where you can drop in on any episode for a big fight or a surprise death.

Stannis was the grade A description of a cuck, Mel had him by the balls.

Stannisfags are cucks.

The Last Hero
>The Last Hero
The Last Hero
>The Last Hero
The Last Herooooo

What's happening in Mossovy?

LOOK AT MY GIANT COCK

The show really has declined, unfortunately.

>Some exceptions:
Sandor Clegane's story and acting are still top-tier
Cersei is still portrayed masterfully
I think Jorah, Bran and Arya may yet have potential, but I'm not entirely sure

Other than that, everything is so bland and predictable now. Dany, Jon, Tyrion, Varys, Theon, Yara, the Northern Lords, Sansa, Jaime, Dorn, Randyll Tarly, Littlefinger... they all seem like something is wrong. Why are they so dull and uninteresting? It bothers me immensely.

See you at the Burlington on Sunday night!

why does catelyn's sword have electricity coming out of it and light beaming out of her eyes?

Can see the future

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

>Little else is known about Mossovy, only that it is a cold dark land of shapechangers and demon hunters. It is unknown what lies beyond.

What happened to FTDM poster?

>House Harlaw
I don't see an eagle on Harlaws sigil

My guess is he sleeps during the day, and awakens in the evening to share his autism

These.

Remember the good ole' days?

Sandor calling Thoros a bald cunt and telling him no one is fooled by his top knot was absolutely 10/10

black and white senpai, no major house has a double headed eagle iirc, closest thing would be mallister who have a completely different colour scheme

>Grey Waste is cold

Poor Walder

>filename

A demon who hunts, or a hunter who hunts demons?

Why not both?

This is the only one I have

My normie friends unironically love it

Animal first, if no animal color.

And there are two double headed eagles.
One with the correct colors even.

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Yeah but I don't want this no name ginger I want sophie

>want to criticize the show in front of my weekly viewing party
>can't because I will get dirty looks and ire for insulting "the best television show with no flaws or issues whatsoever, it's literally perfect"

Are the Dothraki the demons and the Mossovites the Demon hunters?

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giv

>schlocky deaths
A lot of the deaths seem kinda forced, more like making it easier for the writers to not worry about another character to write.

I got a boner back in season 4 when Margaery was seducing Tommen, now my friends think i'm a pedo

well shit, guess a minor house is better than smallfolk

I really should reread the books sometime, I miss based Victarion and Stannis actually being alive

I miss Oberyn, Tywin and Joffrey

;_;

Deepest lore

>and Stannis actually being alive
I don't remember seeing based Stannis, azor ahai, the true king of westeros ever dying on camera.

Even Brienne says she killed him.

Let it go, man.

is this what make him reconsider being an actor? filthy prostitutes rubbing themselves over him?

HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY, EURON

>There's only one way to stop the Dothraki hordes from rampaging in Westeros...

>Euron, go hire a Mossovite Mercenary company

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I want to believe too user, but it's been far too long

>gf asks me to go to a watching party for the next episode
Fuck. I hate normies so much. How the FUCK do I avoid sperging out on them in front of my gf

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What are the odds that the show ends like this?

>She's a roastie

>says
I forgot that Westeros is a realm where lying is an impossibility.

tell them you have other plans

AVERAGE
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>The known Graves during the timespan of the events described in A Song of Ice and Fire are:
>no member has appeared yet.

tfw

>thinking that's a roastie
porn has poisoned your mind

i got asked to go to a watching party too but i hate this show, skip half the scenes, and spend the other half shitposting about how much i hate it on Sup Forums

not conducive to snapping and yaasss qwweeening with a group of showplebs

The frey girl robb was supposed to marry was much more attractive then the westerling