34 YEARS OLD AND A VIRGIN???
Other urls found in this thread:
en.wikipedia.org
youtube.com
twitter.com
>got skippy
Sign me the fuck up
Yeah, nobody gets that old and is still a virgin these days.
This only happens because of America's ridiculously punitive attitude to sex workers and sex buyers.
I wonder which mod here that guy is?
Never occurred to me until I started working in germany. There is a whore house in every small town and in some areas it's custom to take boys there once they're 18.
It's literally impossible to be a virgin here.
VIRGIN ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
> 34 YEARS OLD
nono-
that's a joke
i dont believe it
just cant
H...how is this even possible?
(Lost it at 15)
Why is it so hard to find TLC stuff streaming or in torrents?
I liked the show about the tall girls, and the upcoming one about the fat midgets.
>this is what TLC, The Learning Channel, has become
I saw this first hand when I went to Amsterdam. There was a group of young British rejects, and one of them was really young like looked no older than 14. They egged him on to go into one of the doors.
It's not even a beta thing to do. One of my coworkers is a fucking chad and he openly admitted fucking a whore because he was too lazy to pick up a regular chick.
I fucking love TLC. They consistantly deliver on maybe-my-life-isnt-so-shitty-afterall kino.
You act like they haven't always been this way:
I'm a NEET and lost virginity at 13, don't believe (((their))) lies, losing virginity doesn't help if you're an autist
I'm not too far off from that myself desu.
You should just visit an asian massage place. They give you a bath and a light rubdown and then will do whatever you ask at the end.
Just be prepare to spend up to 400 bucks for full sex.
>400 bucks for sex
LMAO
I really hope you made this up.
>no father in picture
what a shock
$60 for bath and massage
$60 for a handy
$120 for blowjob
$240 for sex
So just the massage and sex would be 300 all together. But I don't know how much a place near him would cost so I rounded up.
I'm a 27yo touchless kissless virgin and I don't look nowhere as pathetic as this guy in the OP.
Why would his father be interviewing with him?
Actually I fucked that up, the sex at the place I go to is 180 so 240 total.
I haven't been there in like a year so I was fuzzy.
Yeah! But it doesn't help to be a fat slob who still lives with his parents either
>tfw 29
Getting there lads ...
Not vidya
>get on Tinder
>find girl to watch movies with
>drink alcohol with her
>the rest will take care of itself
>this is hard to believe on nu4chan
Why isn't he wearing his robe?
everyone i ran into whos a virgin/ bad with girls had a absent father
Yes that is weird. What, you think it's fucking normal to be in your thirties and still haven't had sex? I started browsing Sup Forums when I was 15 and lost my virginity at 16, 9 years ago. Even my friend who used to be fat with long greasy hair lost his virginity at 17, and he also has been browsing Sup Forums for 10 years
What the fuck mejt, 400$ almost entires weeks wage, fuck that noise. I hope she looked like bryce dallas howard and was a kamasutra black belt
>get on tinder
>swipe right to literally every woman for weeks
>get maybe a dozen matches
>not a single one ever replies
Having sex with whores doesn't count you stupid virgins, if you've never had a girl digging her heels into your back and screaming your name as you cum raw in her pussy you just straight up have never experienced sex.
>20 years old
>Virgin
>Never kissed a girl
>Only been hugged once
>Think about killing myself often because of the huge social stigma
Virginity is awesome you guise
>There is a whore house in every small town and in some areas it's custom to take boys there once they're 18.
.t American that never left his country
Just because they don't film his father doesn't mean he's absent.
That's because it's fake and they're actors. And that's not to say that there aren't virgins that old or older out there, but you really shouldn't believe everything that you read.
this. the internet is 90% normalshit though. wi**han isnt what it used to be either
> chad
> paying to get laid
lol yeah sure
>Tinder
> falling for the tinder meme
lol
Dude, there's no point in pitting this weak b8 against people who have sex.
Where? US of A?
I've fucked whores all over the world. Even in Tokio the whores only charge 40$ for a blowjob and maybe 80$ for a fugg. I'm so sorry for you americans.
He's obviously homo
>he can't get laid using Tinder
fucking a, you need to crawl back to /r9k/
The internet reflects the population where 90% of adults aren't kissless virgins
No, it's true. Prostitution is 100% legal and open in Germany. Go to an FKK club some time, it's dope. All the hottest whores in Europe go to Germany because it's the easiest/richest place to work. You can spend a week indoors pleasurably if you take enough money.
I am 100% serious, the whole point of sex is to be validated by virtue of your genetic worth, if you pay for it, that is hollow and ugly self-delusion only done to stave off suicide for another day, it is no different than masturbation.
I am against legal prostitution for this reason, not because I give a shit about holes but because it enables subhuman genetic trash that should NEVER be permitted access to a vagina to defile a woman only thanks to his neetbux.
it's so shit, nobody wants to pirate that shit
What the fuck. I'm currently living in a small german city with 20k population and we have 3 whore houses. Even some of the small villages have brothels. There is one near my place with 300 people living they. They have a bakery, a post office, a butcher and a brothel.
That almost never happens.
except that's exactly what it means you fucking faggot
You have extremely low genetic worth then, my friend.
>DUDE IM TOO STUPID TO INFER WHAT IS REAL AND WHAT IS FAKE SO I JUST TAKE THE BLANKET STATEMENT THAT LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS SCRIPTED!
>the whole point of sex is to be validated by virtue of your genetic worth
Why are virgins so easy to spot?
to (you)
i'm 28 and a virgin. i'm like one of those normie seeming people you'd never expect just by looking at them. i'm attractive enough and everything that i get hit on and get along well with people and etc
Having sex with a whore offers no validation and is no better than masturbating.
That the kind of people that cannot achieve sex organically are enabled to do so with their money is an abomination against nature. These people were not supposed to survive to adulthood, but not only were they allowed to do so, but they are also allowed to simulate reproduction by the aid of kike capitalist rules. Disgusting!
>18
>virgin
I need some tips lads
Most of these TLC shows are fake as shit. I don't see why you're taking offense to the reality of these """reality"""" shows.
not an issue until you're of drinking age
You're learning shit right now, what's your point
subhuman genetic trash? Do you even know the history of sex? "Undesirable" men have been breeding since the beginning of time. Women didn't have a choice in the matter. Only recently have they and even then only in some cultures. A man can pay a woman to be a surrogate mother or provide his semen to a sperm bank. Genetic worth doesn't mean mich in modern times when it comes to breeding especially once you consider how much plastic surgery people get nowadays.
*respectfully tips fedora towards you*
never thought about might doing something about his appearance?
I'm in the UK.
Drinking age is 18
Holy shit, can you imagine being an 18+ virgin? Must be hard on you knowing nobody wants you. Can you even be called a human by this point?
>"Undesirable" men have been breeding since the beginning of time
civilization*
And in correct, as we are nearing civilizational collapse, we are again approaching primitive dynamics where the genetic elite collect harems, and the rest pick up the check.
Cope
name one thing wrong with being a virgin
dont be scared to talk to people
ask women out
try not to be a creep by trying too hard
get fit
cultivate an interesting personality (no idea how to do this tbqhwy)
unironically be yourself (people can easily detect fakers unless you have a talent for it)
dont let negative comments/people ruin your mood and confidence
28 yr old virgin here, dont make the same mistakes i did. it's going to be tough and you will fail with 99% rate at first but dont give up
I'm 28 years old and a virgin. I'm also 400 lbs though.
>fat
post discarded, kill yourself
I've seen this response this EXACT RESPONSE like 12 times in 2 months. Fuck off bot
>attaining sex with your resources isn't valid
>jumping through hoops and manipulation is
So you're saying someone who is pretty and good at talking is more viable for the species than someone that can provide resources?
Idiot.
Man. those are some nice looking juggs.
>It's literally impossible to be a virgin here.
liar!
There isn't much. People who are in relationships and fail are worse off than people who have never been in relationships.
You'll die alone. You've clearly failed at making a connection meaning nobody loves you.
>unironically be yourself
kill yourself for using >le b urself xDD
A better thing to say would be to try not to overthink speaking with women. Don't act like it's a big deal and don't hype up you talking to a woman like it's some kind of big thing. If you begin overthinking, then you're just going to be fumbling over your words and potentially saying some stupid shit without meaning it.
>28 yr old virgin here
No wonder your advice is shit. Fuck off.
>jumping through hoops and manipulation is
Where did I imply this?
And yes, being good looking quite literally means you have top tier genetics, owning lots of resources does not as the capitalist system was quite literally constructed by the weak and ugly merchant class to disrupt the naturally beautiful and elevated aristocratic class (i.e. Chad), this conflict was of course won due to the fact that the weak and ugly have always vastly outnumbered the strong and beautiful.
And where do I watch movies with?
I don't even have my own place.
Also Tinder looks to me like a market for lose holes.
I had a few girls show interest in me but I rejected them all because letting them close enough would make them realise that i'm a huge loser (in their eyes).
But I don't need sex so much, jerking off to JAVs is enough for me I guess so I will stay a virgin probably forever.
I dunno it'd be pretty cool to have a healthy sexual outlet rather that jacking it increaingly weird porn.
>marrying or falling in love prevents you from dying alone
actually it doesn't. your spouse can die or leave you, then you're worse off than if you never found anyone.
>offers no validation
Yeah, sex isn't really about this, virgin.
>That almost never happens.
This was like chewing on glass. I've only had vaginal sex twice, and only gotten a hj/bj a year on average since I lost my virginity at 15/16 and consider myself a virgin for all intents and purposes but this is painful.
Some people haven't even gotten to hug/hold a girl's hand. Jesus Christ, I unironically feel for them. Hugging a cute girl, especially one with tits, feels so perfect and warm. Shit like this is why I lose faith in God sometimes, it's too cruel to create people and make them feel the need for something and just rig the rules like that. Evolution and natural selection makes more sense.
\tip
>underageb& laughing about this guy
Too bad it has become twice as hard to lose your virginity these days due to your own stupidity and social media faggotry. If you aren't chad thundercock and jump through 100 hops to fuck a fatso you are guaranteed to end up like him.
The one constant biological urge you've had hasn't been satisfied, despite knowing that the majority of people around you have managed this feat at least once
It's an ego thing, but a pretty major ego thing
Oh so it's just about """"feeling good""""?
whoa! what an abstract idea!
Satan confirms.
>I had a few girls show interest in me but I rejected them all
And then later tonight you'll be crying to /r9k/ about how all women are whores, and how unfair life is.
who shit in your cheerios this morning kid
Well I satisfy my urge with masturbation, onaholes and porn.
Kinda worked the last 17 years or so.
Well, why exactly pursue sex above masturbation then?
Pro-tip: It's what's in this post i.e. validation.
1. Locate a female you would like to engage in sexual congress with.
2. Inquire if the female dog would like to engage in sexual intercourse whilst grasping your groin and thrusting it towards them.
3. Engage in sexual congress.
I could honestly say it is, you'd have no idea anyway.
>gives shit advice
>"d-d-don't call me out!!!"
Awww is duh little virgin gonna cwy??