/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Fourth Wall Edition

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daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

There goes the gems.

Just saw the SDCC clip on CN.
Good to know people are living shittier lives than me.

Post cute dogs

nth for Jasper = CDi Ganon

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SPOILER THAT SHIT NIGGA

user WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAVE THE THUMBNAIL user WHAT THE FUCK I POST YOU THE PICTURE LIKE TEN FUCKING TIMES HOW DO YOU FUCK THIS UP YOU FUCKING CUNT

WHERE MY /FREAKS/ AT?

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reposting a request fill, this time in image form

any more requests?give me feel-good comfy ones because i'm ill, i'm working on steven and malachite being cute currently

Seriously guys, that stuff that plays in the background from the momment the portal appears in the parking lot to Steven finding the book really feels like a Diamond theme.

Fuck off retard

I'M UPSET ABOUT THUMBNAILS

Apologies user, I'll do better next time

The future is not written.

Could you draw the gays having a nice time on their bike?

You fucking better its been two fucking days of this shit

Reminder
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So, did Rose fuck a bunch of lions to give birth to Pink Lion?

Psssh, as if.

>go through episode frame by frame
>her smile is closed during that segment
I appreciate your commitment

>Commie Crystal Gems
Homeworld Nazis confirmed
>When der Diamonds say, we is der master race!
>We heil! Heil! Right in der diamonds' face!
>Not to love der Diamonds is a great disgrace, so
>We heil! Heil! Right in der diamonds' face!
>When Blue Diamond says we all worlds in space
>We heil! Heil! Right in Blue diamond's face!
>When Yellow Diamond says, Crystal Gem won't take this place
>We heil! Heil! In Yellow diamond's face!
>Is we not der super gems?
>Homeworld cut super gems?
>Ja we is der super gems

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Sapphire slowing being consumed by a beanie chair.

Whether the expression is of shock of comfort is up to you.

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Ghhhhghhhhgggggrrgggh. Grk.

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No, she obviously shapeshifted a lion dick and impregnated a lioness

that kooky garth

I honestly think Jasper is one of the only things keeping me alive. I keep fucking up my own life, I'm about to lose my job, my friends stopped hanging out with me, and then I'll just be a worthless shithead living with their parents. I feel so pathetic, but Jasper exists so it's kind of okay.

MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

yah

But user, we're your friends

That image reminds me that I really wanna know what those damn beetles looked like before they were corrupted. Like, are there just really tiny Gems running around?

Did this show REALLY need a "books sure are great" moment? Do shows still fucking do that?

Just what kind of fetish is this?

Honestly I agree. Here's some happy Jaspy to cheer you up.

I'll be your friend user, us /FREAKS/ gotta stick together

nnguuugh

I will protect her. And I will do it again.

Posting superior Peridiamond.

>Connie was in the bathtub, having a long nice soak after a long day.
>Suddenly, the door opened and her father appeared.
>"Dad, I'm in here!"
>"Whoops! Sorry Connie! I was just gonna take a quick shower."
>"On second thought, why don't we have a bath together? It'll be like when you were little."
>When he put it that way, Connie saw no problems with bathing with her father.
>"Alright, come in."
>Smiling, closed and locked the door behind him.
>He took off his glasses, striped naked and got in the tub with Connie.
>All the while he kept the same smile in place.

>"just use the internet lol"
>"The internet is full of memes, do not trust anything you read on it"

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It's a "We know you already know about all of this, nerdy audience member" moment. How the fuck can so many people misinterpret something so obvious

Me too, holy fuck. Let's love Jasper together forever!

So are the recap episodes of the season formerly known as three over with?

Children are reading less and less each year.

Goddamn thats gorgeous

Probably a fucked up one.

But i only want it for pure comedic purposes.

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Remember when cartoon network had those cartoon Fridays hosted by a character they should bring those back but have it hosted by Peridot sometimes

Predict how Zuke Jasper will go when she gets redeemed

Connie is for ___________

Any draw requests?

Alone Together was about how while fusion is the most intimate type of togetherness, it essentially makes miss each other and feel lonely, notice how Ruby and Sapphire love to meat each other outside Garnet. The point of Initial Dumbass on the other hand was "wow, these boarders can't write worth shit!".

All they had to do was:
>Kevin comes to get his car washed
>notices kids
>immediately panics because he was attracted to Stevonnie who was really them
>starting to take out his denial and confusion on them by calling them (Stevonnie) an abomination, and yelling at them for tricking people
>Kevin just being overall unpleasant and hurtful
>drives off
>this pisses the kids off
>Stevonnie goes to the race
>Kevin is acting mean, teasing her for being obsessed with him but is secretly glad to see her again
>Stevonnie is pissed off
>she loses the race, but realises she was foolish wasting her time with Kevin
>end of episode clearly shows that it's Kevin who's obsessed with her
>10/10
Instead we got "HURR, he asked me to dance and I didn't want to!!1"

>The pyramid existed 200 years ago
>The Gems had to have known about it yet they did nothing for all that time

So I guess this really isn't White Diamond then, right?
I mean, We know White had to be part of the corruption nuke since there was white in the flash of Lapis' flashback.
But the Pyramid as far as we know now has been there since after or even during the war (if it is the Ziggurat Pearl mentioned).

I can't wait for her glorious return, even if it's short-lived

fuse

When the fuck is it gonna be revealed that Rose was bad in some way? I want the CG's to realize how horrible she was and her "perfect" image be tarniahed

Oh, I hadnt actually thought of that at all. The library setting just set me up for it i guess. Going to rewatch it now.

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Being boring

Jasper going super sayian

Children are reading dialogue in video games and subsequently skipping it if it's not interesting.

Bismuth is cute!
CUTE!

Jasper looks like an obnoxious, overweight butch dyke that has dyed hair and piercings and tattoos all over her body.

She boarded her in Chille Tide and she looked like round bug eyed SHIT

I don't want Zuke ruining Jasper too, hands off

Me.

peridot eating a crunchy pickle

here, have this

It's kind of good to know I'm not alone in loving Jasper so much my life depends on it.

>Children are reading less and less books each year.

ftfy also maybe they'd like reading more if they weren't forced to read the absolute shittiest books possible in school like The Old Man and The Sea or Where the Red Fern Grows.

>endless jokes about her getting cucked by peridot

/bob/s need to go

squatting slav peridot

Thanks I'll use it everyday

Lapis looks like a generic anime character and is a pointless sociopath who is dead in the water storywise

Its a reference to when tv shows constantly fucking told you to visit your library and read. She immediately then tells him to go write.

Probably some highly specialized gems that absolutely don't need physical size. Like programming or research maybe.

We already know she wasn't fucking perfect. The Crystal Gems already know she wasn't fucking perfect.

Why the hell are people acting like she was horrible and evil? She did some shady, shifty shit but she wasn't some kind of fucking cartoonishly evil villain.

Is this the most erotic fusion dance to date?

reminder that Lapis is an asshole

Amethyst, Peridot, and Lapis (and maybe Steven) flying around and harassing Jasper.

Amethyst jumped into Garnet's crotch to form Sugilite

thats what makes her so hot

No, sugilite's is and opal's

I don't like this idea, but it makes me wonder, are we past the point now where SU comics aren't allowed to involve anything past Catch and Release? Will there ever be any more comics? Memedot should be easy to write silly little one-offs for, right? Put her with Lapis or Amethyst and just do whatever

>dead in the water storywise

At least she's in the story.

Pretty much. That's why the goes the best together with the delicate Lapis.

Any dance with Garnet is erotic.

No, the pyramid was definitely built post-rebellion, because it has the 3-diamond symbol.

AAAAAHG DELETE THIS NOW PLEASE I BEG TO YOU

>my room is vomited

>Character involved with war showing children the complexity of morality and the possibility for necessity of unpleasant actions.

>Some fatty dingdong goofball dildo on the internet just wants people to be good or evil

Maybe it's the 'thinkers' Bismuth mentioned. Maybe that's she was so pissed off; the Bismuths had to make these giant-ass fucking spires for Gems of a large insect.