Eternal /got/ thread

Juggernaut edition

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First for stannis.

>Spanish Armada, Elizabethean era
>135 ships

>Euron
>1000 ships in a year

So the iron islands are equal to ~9 spains now are they

5th for Azor is a dog's name

tfw meera will ever demand your seed by threat of castration

This is what Podrick did.

Why does no one get that Euron was merely being rhetorical?

How would you kill her?

So will the SJWs get wet when Jon and Danny fuck?
Or will they throw a fit that she haults her conquest to fall in love with a white man?

Drumfpkins projecting, everyone

Showfags are stupid but female showfags are way worse

rape to death

Lord Glover is one of the Lords that denied his support and hid in his castle.

Of course he was humbled by a girl who was actually present at the battle.

>mfw Jorah returns to Bear Island as a greyscale super-warrior and rapes the shit out of her

fooked to death by wight karl tanner

Raped to death by Davos

Is Gendry /ourguy/?

Like, by slightly bumping into her probably.

those knees ain't gonna bend 'emselves

He already got humbled by her last season. There's no need to do it every episode.

boil her alive

>peaced out before the show went to shit

yep definetly our guy

They own House Glover (Wolswood) as well as Dragon Point so clearly they have enough wood to build six billion ships user so stf up

>pilou asbæk

How to pronounce his name?

>So will the SJWs get wet when Jon and Danny fuck?
Most showfags want them to fuck even though she is his aunt.

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A girl with next to no army > A lord with most of his army intact

Ramsay had expelled the Ironborn from the North by the time Jon started asking for support.

while bookfags want them to fug because she's his aunt

fuck off with your gay stah whas xd

Davos/Lyanna is a good coupling but not nearly as good as Davos/Shireen

A girl who gave literally everything he could for the true king > Some 'but muh wildlings' oathbreaker fucker

This character is so overdone. It was fine to show her initially, but giving her a little "girl power" moment every episode? Fucking christ, I just hope she's done for the rest of the season.

whats happening in that gif...

...

How the fuck did olenna, the greyjoys and Le snak all meet up in dragonstone to see dany so quick.

Fucking geography of this show is fucked

>doesn't swear fealty to a bastard oathbreaker of the night's watch
>oathbreaker

Didn't they sail with her?

I never really got how Bronn was able to not be thrown in the hole
A simple shove would have done it

This planet is weird.
Death by wights. She tries to fight but can't do shit because she's 10 years old and having 10 year old fight is a bad choice all around.

kek

>tfw the most handsome brother died
She would be swooning when approached by Robb

Rank the fighters in the show, only the ones who were alive when the show started:

1-Jaime Lannister
2-Oberyn Martell
3-Gregor Clegane
4-Brienne of Thar
5-Sandor Clegaine
6-Dario Naharis
7-Barristan Selmy
8-Bronn
9-Jorah Mormont
10-Syrio Forel

Rewatching s1-2 is gutrenching, how did we go from that to 'I stabbed you in the balls, hah' and I'll kill Oberyns brother because he doesn't want to kill a girl, then I'll do exactly what he had planned to do + kill the girl and get captured

That part looks kinda awkward, but Bronn could've easily brought Varys down with him though since he has one hand free

>Tfw Best Girl

How is she so CUTE,bros? Post your best Danys/Emilias ITT. Bonus points for CUTE pics

Sounds like you genuinely hate women but ok

t. Catelyn Tully

whats wrong with her face

She's a fat ugly rostie

Its just not the same

Jon himself says that Robb was always more popular with girls, then again, Robb was a future lord while Jon was a bastard.

Why are navies so shit in this show? Why build a fleet if it can be destroyed in minutes like Stannis's, the Slavers', or Yara's?

They should have met in dorne. It literally makes no sense that they wouldn't have.

Put Jon arround 7 and I agree

KNOW GO HOME AND GET YA LONGSWORD

fucking kek I need more goodfellas/thrones

Robb was a proper qt, but realistically she'd be completely ruined by Drogo. Maybe the Thenn guy could compete, but everyone else would be a dull, soft, manlet to her.

>404: CUTE Emilias not found

Maybe if female showfags weren't the biggest pieces of shit ever I wouldn't have to hate them...

Kek

*Sends your message*

Yeah it was clearly done to heighten drama I just think they pushed him too close

I unironically hate women

t. schopenhauer

lets be honest, it's not even a competition

this guy can destroy pussy and ass at will

Don't mind me just waiting forever over here

Women are truly the niggers of gender. You're not making a great case for your sisterhood, roastie

he always switches from looking handsome and really creepy and gangly to me, not sure why

I literally said I unironically hate women lol don't know how you didn't catch that

I don't understand what people see in Kit. He has a great body, but that's it. He's a manlet and his face is really plain. Plus he sounds like he's slightly retarded.

I'm not sure but I'm sure some vore fetishist is gonna be really happy about it.

Book Robb is still more attractive than Jon, but it's closer. Wildlings call Jon pretty, etc. Show Robb blows Show Jon out of the fucking water though

>being this much of a liar

>Ep 3 begins with Theon treading water in the early Dawn light
>it is eerily calm and quiet, a gentle mist hanging in the air
>Theon seems hopeless, he has just decided to end his life when


>the sound of splashing water in the distance
>a silhouette appears from the mist
>a young man with coal black hair and large arms rows towards him

Selmy
Bobbie B
Jaime Two Hands
Oberyn
Gregor
Brienne
Sandor
Dario
Bronn
Yohn Royce
Jorah
Ned

Does Yohn Royce even exist in the show?

will Jon bend the knee

He's the fat vale guy

ONE

TRUE

KING

Naeh.
She rides Drogo with her unused pussy for the first time without much discomfort.

Maybe Daario ruined her.

Isn't that Nestor Royce?

I unironically think (Alfie Allen) Theon kind of looks like rob so when I think of Rob I also subconsciously think of theon

Yes,
Keep up showfag

Gorgeous.
Terrible facial hair though at a closer look damn.

Why does everyone think brienne is so good? She beats the little fag kid, holds her own against a tied up and malnourished Jaime, and then gets her shit pushed in several times and is saved at the last second twice.

He doesn't look so handsome anymore

Yeah I can see what you're saying, they do look kinda similar.

Show Brienne beats the hound

>asking about the show
>"keep up showfag"

Manlets are likely to come under the disability criteria for State hand outs soon, so technically waifus are playing the long game.

Pillow Assback.

She beats the crap out of Sandor as well
>She beats the little fag kid,
You mean Loras? I think that was a melee tournament of like 168.
Most likely taken from the top tier fighters of the Reach and Stormland armies.

Not my fault you don't have enough of an attention span to know who the characters are

Nope
Bronze Yohn

Danny is breaking the wheel, QED she's bring democracy.

There won't be a hereditary victor in the story of an anti-war writer who has repeatedly shown his distaste for the "Games the lords play" while the little people die

I need monthly welfare pussy to survive

is lord snows sperm strong enough to tear down dannys dothraki sperm dam?

Nice backtracking for an angry retard

I unironically love how every GoT swordfight has been converted into a star wars lightsabre duel

>in the show
>not Brienne no1

Lad..

underrated