ITT: We make judgements about people based on their favourite movie

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>The Departed

Are you me?

You clearly don't know anything about movies and hate good editing

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aliens discount ripoff

go back to china, bitch

You're a boring WASP American who now insists he's part Irish.

sorry im not an edgy faggot who looks for the nuances in editing

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Contrarian that can't admit Scorsese did it better.

>nuances in editing

The continuity errors were so blatant that a blind man could see them. Also, shit acting from Leo, uninteresting story and flat directing

Patrician.

millennial

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The greatest adventure of all time

in what year were you born?

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either a Sup Forumsack who can't decide which side of irony he's on

or

A faggot

Mine too

Based lad

My niggas

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memer
female
cool dude
quiet type

both correct

That makes me happy user
My assumption about you: you're nice

you're a girl

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>female
Wrong I'm male

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Watch more movies.

You're msarter than given credit for.

If you watched it before The Departed I'm going to assum you're chinese. If not, you're the good kind of contrarian (you're right but you're obviosuly still being a contrarian).

You had a lot of night terrors as a kid.

dunno, haven't seen it.

You talk and read about movies more than you watch them.

I guess you could be a cool guy.

You voted Trump (or would have, if you're not american).

No

nice taste

You're still afraid of the dark (even if you don't show it) and you think that humanity is doomed.

>You had a lot of night terrors as a kid.

Hm... I was constantly scared the BFG would come for me at night and take me to the shitty land of giants where I would be eaten

Am I patrician, lads?

by a longshot

You calim you're Lynch-fan even though this is the only film of his you like. You also like feeling superior to others.

You don't care too much about image, you actually enjoy kino and loves this.

You are a straight As student i a high school spanish class.

I have to assume you're scottish, and therefore a heroin addict suffering from heart disease due to eating depp fried shortbread 24/7.

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> You voted Trump (or would have, if you're not American).

True. But this is my real choice, and it has beaner talk:

> 85537163

> 85537244

Nice dubs, but no. Unique movie, good special effects, good story. Haven't seen anything like it before, or since.

>You talk and read about movies more than you watch them.
>reading about movies
I can't remember ever reading a single thing about any movie more than just a casual glance of a few synopses.
I guess I talk about movies a little bit with my friends, but not a significant amount. Probably not more time than I've spent watching movies, but that's hard to measure.

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nice taste desu

Whatever year was not millennial years

>female

>you're a girl

Clearly haven't watched it.

You had to choose between this one and other Terry Gilliam picture to appear as serious as possible, even though you like the funnier ones more.

You care about humans rights issues, are fairly far-left by american standards, but you're not afraid to criticize people in your camp.

You are wanna be patrician, but actually just an outcast who doesn't shower as much as he should.

I don't have a single favorite, only several. Departed is another one of them, so you're a cool guy to me.

FYI, internet comments count.

Student at liberal arts college. You want a real one?

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You mistake goofy memery for depth. You think yourself superior to other people, but you're still one of the coolest laid back cats at the party. Swing on.

You love telling people what your favorite movie is, but you're intentionally vague about it because you assume everyone is too plebian to really be interested in why you actually think that movie is your favorite.

Wrong, I genuinely like 12 monkeys better than the funnier ones

>You are wanna be patrician, but actually just an outcast who doesn't shower as much as he should.

The truth hurts. It hurts so much.

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You must be cool, bro.

even if they do, it wouldn't matter.

I don't even go to this board. I came here exclusively to Armageddon-post ironically.

>is currently on netflix
>all the sudden your favorite movie

summer is almost over thank goodness

DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES

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never saw Sopranos, Godfather, Casino, Goodfellas, Once Upon a Time in America
attention-seeking faggot whose favourite movie is actually Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
enjoys epic movies, but doesn't care about depth
redpilled af, spends time on 4c because he knows his existence is fucked up and miserable, also knows that everything he will ever do or say will be forgotten
le trolle Xd Xd funni XD & 12 years old, also a downie
watched mulholland dr. while still a pleb and it blew his mind, now he cherishes the nostalgic feeling he has over the film just because it was something different than the avengers and star wars

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finally someone with some taste shows up in this thread

_____ ;_; _____

I doubt you're serious. If you are I want to know what your entire top ten is.

You get your "to watch"-lists from international screening festivals.

You appreciate atmosphere and acting more than plot. Unlike Mulholland Dr., Blue Velvet has both, but excels at one of them, while Mulholland drive relies entirely on one of those.

Sometimes, people think you're boring because you avoid talking about the stuff you're actually interested in (like serial killers, but there's probably more thinsg in there).

>can't pick one
you're an indecisive nerd

Are you shitting me? For one, I don't even use Netflix. For two, it was released when I was 17 and has been a favorite ever since.

While the thread is about passing judgement, shit is that a lot of assumption based on absolutely nothing but I guess happenstance.

Unpretentious millenial, not afraid to make a solid, but obvious, choice.

Good tastes

Awful taste

you are a man who thinks virtue arises from adversity

>Sometimes, people think you're boring because you avoid talking about the stuff you're actually interested in (like serial killers, but there's probably more thinsg in there).

Nice. I've always been a real quiet person, so a lot of people thought I was boring growing up. Good job, detective user.

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Has yellow fever. Somewhat of a pleb, but has an interest in learning more about cinema.

You're 15 years old who brags about liking real movies. Next year you'll be posting The Deer Hunter, the year after Kubrick, then Goddard or some other non-english, Cold War-era kino and then you'll get bored with the subject for a while, until you start enjoy movies again when you graduate college.

You have taste for action the way it should be. Movies and tv-shows are not a huge part of your life.

dunno, haven't seen this.

You're a conservatiev kind of person, but maybe not politically.

You care about humanity too much for you to like people.

You think art should be considered separate form the artist (I mean, obviously).

You like to party.

You cry on occasion, even as a grown man. You're somewhat ashamed of it, but you personally think you're doing it for the right reasons.

You seem pretty obsessed about star wars.

Pretends to be manlier than he really is.

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Too much of a bitch nigger to post a movie and risk ridicule.

If you were a girl you'd have straight black bangs
A bit of a bully when you were a kid
Have a cool father figure in your life

>implying anyone could be embarrassed on an anonymous board

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step aside plebs

>still doesn't post any movie
Scared little babby.

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Good taste my dudes

Why are you so autistic?

This was the movie that really showed you that stories don't need a happy ending and that's why it stuck with you. You have trouble maintaining romantic relationships.

You're a very nostalgic kind of person.

It might not be the "best" (in terms of pure quality) movie I have ever seen but it's by far my favorite idgaf.

Jaded Gen Xer, also mortally terrified of leeches

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thanks very much my dude

Why are you scared on an imageboard?

Far... far better

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still my personal fav.

My dude