Jean Grey

>Jean Grey
>None of her costumes are primarily gray
>None of her costumes involve jeans

>Peter Parker
>Doesn't park Peters.

>Dick Rider
>Doesn't ride... oh...

>Pikachu
>Has never once so much as looked at me

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>Captain America
>Isnt a captain

>Cyclops actually has two eyes

>Cable
>Doesn't have DirectTV

underrated, here's a (you)

Well he is a mutant.

>Wolverine
>Looks like a man

Behold nature's mundane freaks!
The descendent of the titan Cyclops, genetically watered down by centuries of breeding with common humans!

This was back in the days where they all had masks, so he genuinely DID look like he only had one eye.

And now you remember that Wolverine's original origin was that he was a wolverine that was super evolved into a human.

>named Rogue
>hardly ever backstabs

They should do "What if" where he is an actual Wolverine, living in the woods, that gets bitten by a radioactive Canadian and mutates into a hybrid.

>Deadpool

>Doesn't gamble

>Warlock
>he's a God damn technoorganic alien

>Sharkgirl
>totally accurate

Jean Gray is all about the sensible jeans, where you been?

Pretty sure she beats some U-Men down single-handed in jeans and a sweater

>And now you remember that Wolverine's original origin was that he was a wolverine that was super evolved into a human.
that's a debunked myth, I'm afraid

>Shatterstar
>has yet to shatter even a single star

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You know how I know you don't read comics?

Because Deadpool has poker every Friday at Bob's or Weasel's. On occasion, with Spidey or Taskmaster if he's free.

The guy didn't know an obscure fact about a character get off the soapbox

In Asia, they'd call her Grey Jean.