So why does NuPeniwise look and sound like he's 15?

So why does NuPeniwise look and sound like he's 15?

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why does this shapeshifting creature sound like a child

might as well ask why old pennywise sounds like someone's jewish grandmother

That's what i'm saying
He looks really childish/androgynous

Should be fun

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Look at the googly eyed cunt. Why does he have to be scary clown? This would have children shitting themselves and screaming. Wasnt the point of Pennywise to be aluring and harmless to children?

For the 100th time NO

He's supposed to sound and look "off" childish yet menacing. Tim Curry was great but the original was shit.

EXPLAIN.

The idea is that he feeds off fear. He sort of uses a clown to get close to kids but he doesn't look right or nice according to the book.

Wasn't the original based of Bozo tho?
That's Curry's version.

pastebin.com/GqRKDU3s here aniki

>his mouth a hideous grin full of bleeding greasepaint
>bleeding greasepaint
King is such a fucking hack

Yes the big smile painted around the lips is bleeding. What's the issue?

>pastebin.com/GqRKDU3s
Lovely, thanks for the info lads.

Disgusting

He isn't even a clown. He's a sort of fear vampire being. If you'd read the book you'd know he was never ever anything but terrifying and off putting and weird. I love the original Tim Curry series but I feel like this new take on it will be a little more faithful. Especially after this newest trailer.

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Kino

this is what happend when Ronald McDonald got depression from being fired from work

>Pennywise has blue eyes in sewer
>Has orange eyes everywhere else

Ummm

Im torn about this.

They seem to be inlcuding a lot of things from the book (although they seem to have toned down Gerogies death). What i dont like is that its being marketed in the vein of the Conjuring and the like.

They could turn a creative villain into a standard one. Ill just have to wait and see.

It just looks like there were trying too hard to make him look scary.

>dude what if we give him buck teef lmao

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Why are you copying and pasting YouTube comments on to this forum? Amongst other things. Yes, I can see what else you're doing.

I did it ironically.

LOUD NOISES
SCARY

oh fuck off thats most likely only to pull normies in with the trailer. i doubt it'll be that way in the movie

Old Pennywise on the left.

>le spoopy clown
>muh jump scares
snoozers

Lol Pennywise was present at the signing of the Constitution

Rewatching the old IT right now and man it has aged like milk, it seriously sucks so bad.

Just wait till the ending with the big 'spider' thing.
Now it's just comedy gold.

still creepier

that's pennywise self-inserting himself into stuff as means to warp reality and scare the children like in the slideshow they watch on the projector, not that he was a founding father

>IT can see you coming from both directions

but will it have the orgy scene

Seriously just give it up.

honestly what the fuck was King thinking putting that in


like what purpose did that serve at all except to be intentionally inflammatory seeing as America shits the bed over any kind of sexuality outside the norm

It's one of those things that people publicly pretend to hate but in secret they love it.

king is fucking weird. He has weird sex scenes in a ton of his older stuff, guy's messed up

He was fucked up on drugs

ok jimmy saville

perfect pennywise

Just put it on and don't remember it being so funny. What the fuck is up with one of the bullies burbing all the time lmao

Too old

Too dead

Too pedo

Pennywise never molested someone actually

What the fuck

lol what

Is that really the constitution or some old Derry history?

Would make more sense as the latter, some rando clown is always offhandedly mentioned by derry townsfolk showing up in important town events.

never stopped him

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Does this header read weird to anyone?

>spider
IT'S A FUCKING DRIDER. DRIDER, NOT A SPIDER.

it should be 'including 88 children'.

scriptwriters have terrible grammar and hardly any training nowadays

Shut up dude leave me alone. Im gay y'know

whatever, nerd

wheres version 2 of youtube.com/watch?v=4u6KXFN9dIg

fucking gross

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Not really, it's grammatically fine.

The 80's must have been a really weird time
No writer would get away with this nowadays

How did literally no one stop this from happening?
When my Irish Catholic Aunt said she loved this book should I just assume she was lying to sound like she actually reads on occasion, or should I be concerned?

It's an epic novel. Maybe pull your limp wrist out of your dad's ass and read it.

>epic
Yeah, but how hecking radical was it on a scale from totally to awesomely?
I read The Stand when I was like 14 and the way that novel ended was enough to make me realize that King had zero artistic talent or integrity.

They really fucked up the on Pennywise's first words that are finally revealed
we havent heard him yet and they go with lame
"HERE TAKE IT" and not the obvious, iconic "HELLO GEORGIE, WANT A BALLOON?"

IT is one of the few King books that actually has a satisfying end. Sad, but satisfying.

Wow, that clown sure looks inviting and friendly!

>drops LEGOs
>HUGE RUMBLING SOUND

The Stand was fucking terrible, King had never actually written anything with such a long plot before and actually laughingly criticizes how shit it was in hindsight
It is actually longer than The Stand and was written around a decade later, its much better if you do ever consider checking it out
his writing has gotten better over time, he's still a drugstore paperback author but if all you read is Gaddis and McElroy ya gotta kick back with the Clancy or King sometime

The book is fantastic and the orgy scene is a tiny irrelevant part thats just trumpeted on high because of how out of place and explicit it is.

Brevity is his problem, his works get worse the longer they are. Read his short stories like The Green Mile, Running Man, Rage, or The Long Walk and they are all fantastic.

>Have CC on for some reason
>get to this
lmao

Yep I'm sure it's going to flop exactly because of that.

If only we had Fukunaga's vision :'(

Which was awful and might have been the worst movie of all time.

The Horrorkino we needed

>how hecking radical was it on a scale from totally to awesomely?
I meant epic in the way it's meant to be used you blowhard.

I'm wondering where and when this scene is supposed to take place. It doesn't match to anything in the book.

dick sucking lips

almost got this queer as pennywise

Dunno m8. Seems like the director was just itching to to slam "spooky clowns" and "scary houses" together.
>tfw there won't be any fag lynching because the SJWs would lose their collective shit

it plays a part in Bev being kinda kinky and shit later in life so they have to put it in

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End your life.

will a cute boy, dont say that

Will is amazing and I want to marry him.

>YO MY NAME IS EDDIE
>NIGGAS CALL ME EDS SPAGHETTI
>MY MOMS HAS MY BALLS
>AND I CAN'T GO SLEDDY ON A SNOW DAY
>I GET ASTHMA SO I CAN'T PLAY
>MR. KEANE CAME CLEAN,
>STILL CAN'T QUIT PLACEBO'S DREAM
>AND NOW A MAN OF PURE WILL
>HERE WE HAVE MY HOMEBOY BILL:

>YOOO
>I'M THE B-I-DOUBLE-L, BROTHER
>GOT SUCKED DOWN TO HELL
>HAD NO CHANCE TO WISH HIM WELL, NOW MY 'RENTS WON'T TELL
>ABOUT HOW THEY LOVE ME
>IT'S LIKE I'M OUTTA REALITY
>STUTTERIN' SO HARD I CAN'T P-P-PEE STRAIGHT
>PENNYWISE GOT ME DEEP IN STRAIGHT UP HATE
>HERE'S MY BOY MIKE ON THE BACK OF MY BIKE
>NIGGA KNOWS HIS SHIT, NOW IT'S TIME TO STRIKE:

>MY NAME'S MIKE HANLON
>I'M OLD MAN WILL'S SON
>NIGGAS AT THE BLACK SPOT, THEY NEVER GOT NONE
>RESPECT COMES HARD ON DERRY BOULEVARD
>FOUND MY DOG DYIN' IN THE BACK OF MY YARD
>IRONWORKS BIRD'S GOT MY ASS ON THE RUN
>DERRY'S ON THE HOOK, SON IT'S ALL IN MY BOOK, SON
>I'M ALL OUT OF TIME, GONNA TURN ON A DIME
>HERE'S BEVVY FROM THE LEVY TO SEE THIS SHIT GETS DONE:

>MY NAME'S MARSH, NIGGA
>IT AIN'T KERSH NIGGA
>I GET ABUSED NIGGA,
>IT AIN'T RIGHT NIGGA
>I SMOKE CIGGS NIGGA
>DON'T GIVE A FUCK NIGGA
>AND IN THE SEWERS YO,
>I FUCK RIGHT NIGGA, I'M
>BANGIN' THIRSTY LOSERS FROM LEFT TO RIGHT
>BEN'S DICK WAS BIG BUT MY SHIT'S STILL TIGHT
>STAY TUNED FOR TUBBY'S LESSON 'BOUT 'FIGHT OR FLIGHT'
>GOTTA SINK TO CLEAN, I'LL BE HOME TONIGHT:

>I'M FUCKIN' HAYSTACK HANSCOMB, I'LL BLAST YOU WITH THE FIST-BOMB
>HENRY FUCKIN' BOWERS AIN'T SHIT AGAINST MY THREE-TON
>MOTHER-FUCKIN'-HIGH-TEST-BELLY-BOUNCIN'-HIP-CHECK
>STEP TO ME BELCH AND YOUR FACE GETS DECKED, FOO'
>I'M A FAT-ASS BUSTA,
>AND WHEN I GET PERMISSION I'M BEVVY'S DICK-THRUSTA
>EATIN' DAT ASS LIKE STRAWBERRY CUSTARD
>BUSTIN' MY NUT LIKE A WINTERY BLUSTER
>MOW HERE'S THE JEW WITH THE CLUE ON THE EVENING NEWS
>STAN THE MAN, RAGIN' HOT FIRE WITH THE PLAN:

>I'm Stan
>I'm the man
>I eat latkas straight from the pan
>I saw it but I didn't see shit, man
>Pennywise is probably just some dude...uh...
>here's Richie to fuck some bitchies...(or something)

>PUT YO' HANDS IN THE AIR MOTHERFUCKA SAY WHAT
>I'M GONNA FUCK YO' MOMS, I'M GONNA FUCK THAT BUTT
>I GOT TONGUES BY THE THOUSANDS, AND SOME ON MY JOHNSON
>SAY BEEP BEEP AND I'LL SMACK YA CREEP
>CUZ I'M A LOSER, A STRAIGHT UP SHITTY VOICE CHOOSER
>LAYING DOWN BEATS ON NEIBOLT STREET
>I'M A MEXINIGGABRITCHINK FORCE OF NATURE
>A MAN OF SHORT-ASS STATURE, AND PRIME-ASS CHARACTER
>IT'S GONNA SHIT WHEN IT SEES MY DICK
>WACKYDACKY BLOO BLAH FLAPPIDY TITS

who says? in the book he's just a fucking monster, there's nowhere in the book besides the georgie part where he's being welcoming to people, he's just a spook... he's appropriate in here as well

Pennywise was disarming and funny. Then he got mean and scary. That was kind of the point. Like pedo rapist murder. All smiles and laughs. Then the tears your fucking arm off.

And they didn't set it in the 50s....

Why fag lynching? You mean the Adrien Mellon scene where Pennywise eats out his armpit? The director at Comic Con said that scene is coming in Part 2.

Holy shit, that thing is terrifying!

>Weird shit
>In Derry

Go figure, asshole. Pennywise is probably the editor of the local paper fucking with people

I get that, but then why make him so young?

>green mile, the long walk, rage and running man
my fucking nigga. some of his short stuff is actually really good.

I guess they thought another child-like villian would be more scary. Probably based this decisions on the success of the Annabel movies. You can clearly see they copied the design aesthetics note for note from it.

Yeah, i guess you're right. He's like a creepy little doll.
I hate him already.