Because no one else would do it edition

Because no one else would do it edition
NEXT EPISODE: (airs Thursday)
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>This episode has leaked!
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EPISODES:
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
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>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
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HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
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>Leakbot
sug.rocks/leaks.html

OFFICIAL SITES:
stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
[SoundCloud] aivi & surasshu
keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
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>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
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>Archived threads
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i.imgur.com/o529mPa.jpg
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Smokey had no chance of looking good!

Steven Universe = Dream Warrior
Jasper's Champion = A Newly Repentant Steven
Corruption = The Gem Who Shattered Pink Diamond
Gem = Rose Quartz

ROSEBOWL GET HYPE

youtube.com/watch?v=0mmx68VmTEo

SHES SO
SHES SO
BEAT-THIRSTY THOUGHT I HEARD A MOSQUITO

From the last thread

Thank you OP, you're a real pal.

Now do you motherfuckers believe in Steven or what?

You fucked up

You tried tho

Also from the last thread

Very anime. You remind me of my sister.

who cares? rebecca approved the final design, this is just a first pass.

Buck > Lars > Sour Cream > Ronaldo

Thanks it's 3am and I'm lazy

Why is fan stuff better than what happens in the actual show

Well i was in the middle of making one but i had to go outside because i thought the neighbors were using our dumpster again. Thanks OP.

Smmmmmoky

why cant smoky be white and skinny

You thought it was a mosquito
But it was just me, a Dorrito!

>Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my Diamond... And my home... even my dignity ... The past I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!

>Unless we stop Rose, she'll go down in history a conquering victor. We can't let that happen!

> (to the corrupted gems) I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as shards. You're all diamonds.

>The crystal gems sent us to a hell but we are going even deeper. Take back everything that we have lost.
>Yellow Diamond, I'm already a demon.

>I was born in a small kindergarten.
>I was still a child when we were raided by rebels. Earth Rebels.
>Torn from my Diamond, I was made to fuse. With each new fusion, my masters changed along with the gems they make me fuse with.
> With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong.
>Fusions can kill.

Lars is shit. He ain't true to salad.

Smokey Quartz isn't supposed to be a waifu God dammit, they're not supposed to look top fucking notch

THeir lumpy, messy look adds to their central personality trait of insecurity.

>Lars

LAPPY
A
P
P
Y

Gems don't bleed user

is Lars a homogay ?

you are shit, you deserve to live in dalas

they can if they want to

best girl

Too heavy for a kids show, but the subtext is really there. It's clear that the crew has so many ideas that they wish they could take advantage of.

Found you, little bastard

Why is her blood neon green, is this a prank

Peridot wanted to become a meme.
So she did.

Actually, I got to thinking about this after that creepy user asked what Gems smell like last thread: what exactly is that smoke or dust that comes from poofed Gems? It seems very unstable since it never sticks around or stains anything and no one has been depicted coughing on it.

>he isn't true to salad

>Tries to read the artist signature
>Can't read it worth a damn
>Google images is shitting itself in the corner again
>iqdb may be legally retarded at this point

Am i the only one who has trouble reading artist signatures? I feel like they are completely retarded. You spend hours working on artwork just to slap some chicken shit cursive in the corner as your calling card?

Smokey is the second best fusion on the show
Fight me

>canon great ass
>twink cockslut
>lanky enough to put him into any position you want

Maybe if Sadie's tits are fake and has a penis.

Whose the first?

OR here, I'm laughing uncontrollably. Thanks!

best ship

I hopal the Opal, is number onepal, helpal me

>oh those are some nice wristbands and shit
>"gems don't bleed user"
>what is he- oh

At least it's not that other fucking pic

Garnet, obviously. Nice trips

i wanna have a foursome with them

Here's my gemsonas face

She's the basic bitch of fusions

Good friends,
Best ship

You'd think it'd be easier to figure out where shit was by now.

As far as I know, these are the only spots we can say with any kind of certainty.
The Great North is another name for Canada just like Empire City/State is another name for New York, so that's a simple enough assumption.

But then we got stuff like the 4 spots in the middle of water, including the one int he middle of what was Siberia.
We at least know two of them are the Sea Spire and the Galaxy Warp, but we don't know where they are at all.

And then you got stuff like the cloud and sky arena that could be just about anywhere.
Though, we did see what was under the Sky Arena, but even those pretty backdrops from The Answer don't seem to help.

Is the planet really so same-y?

>It's the Jasper redemptions arc
How sad will it be /sug/?

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That made me giggle

really hope this ship gets an episode

I always ask for more Buck art but there's ALWAYS Lars in it.

Beggars can't be chosers, I guess.

Does anybody find it strange that we've never been shown Stevonnie forming on screen? It might be different than most fusions.

Sardonyx has to be the second worst fusion. The worst fusion would be Sugilite because of the fact that Sugar used her cartoon to meet a famous singer and make it so she will never have any speaking rolls again.

i'm gonna guess emerald or aquamarine?

I can't fight this great taste.

Not really a huge fan of it, not to say I hate it, it just never appealed to me. I do really like this one piece of fanart though, something about the way the artist draws faces is really nice.

Ahhhh, you shouldn't hope user

Buck makes a whole lot more sense if it turns out he's constantly semi-baked.

as shit as nicki minaj is she did a really great job with that voice tho

From a scale of 1 to Depression, it'll be 'Sugar in a sad mood'

I can hook you up, if you haven't already got the few I have.

it's probably not really smoke.
It's just a cartoon representation of air.

Gems aren't literally made of light. They're a solid form of matter that they basically transmute from their gem.
When they poof, that matter is instantly destroyed, turning into nothing again.
In doing so, you'd create a vacuum in that location, causing the air to rush in and then implode out in a strong poof.

That or it's just a cartoon.

She won't be able to fit in or feel content with her new life no matter how hard she tries and she'll end up getting shattered o
in a heroic sacrifice.

Unless Rose/Steven turns out to be PD or PD turns out to have been a supporter of the CGs, then Jasper will end up realizing this and happily support the CGs cause and everything will be just great

Not a lot of good solo art of him. Cool kids are always drawn together.

Pretty much this.
Also it's a fusion between a tubby kid and a short stack girl.

Olivine

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I don't think its unreasonable

they would just play it off as them all being best friends

>Lapis looks like 2-D
Boner killer

Not them, but go for it.

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i want a buck versus kevin episode where kevin gets btfo

For you user
i.imgur.com/o529mPa.jpg

Bro, in terms of characterization
Garnet>Smoky>Sugilite>Stevonnie=Sardonyx>Malachite>>>>Opal

The Galaxy Warp is close enough that Lapis and Steven ran across it flying around the east coast of the US, so I'd guess it's the dot just east of Alpha Kindergarten and the CG temple.

Also, weird idea I just had: what if the big lump added to South America came from the hole in Siberia? Early-stage Gem geoengineering. This map looks like a Mercator projection, so the hole isn't as big as it looks and might fit the extra landmass pretty well.

Yeah, too bad she is super expensive and there was no reason why she had to be hired. I am almost positive Sugar just did it so she could meet her.

I'm that guy that drew dapper Peri, Sapphire on ice, and Lapis smoking weed. Anyone got any (simple) draw requests?

Thank you. I don't have many just this one and another.

One, your facial recognition skills are really bad.
Two, I don't know why you expected to get a boner from a non-lewd sad picture.

>MFW Jasper realizes she doesn't fit in

>She finds out people will always hate her. And she's still permanently scarred from the corruption.

>Show goes full edge with Jasper shattering herself.

Here's a better picture of Olivine

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>I have my mom's gem and the rest is from my dad
Is Steven a clone of Greg? That's like 100% male human chromosome or some shit. How does that even work?

This is the last solo pic I have.

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Wouldn't an object the size of a Gem instantly turning to vacuum would cause an implosion-explosion liable to blow your eardrums?

>it's just a cartoon.
Blasphemy.

Seen it.

Maybe it will be an exploration of PTSD and how it can fuck someone's life and their relations with people.

And I don't mean Tumblr's definition either. I'm talking the full blown Soldier trying to fit into civilian life after all the shit they've seen and done kind of shit.

>amethyst invites you to steven's birthday party at the barn
>get to barn
>amethyst bolts barn doors so they're locked
>everything's dark
>amethyst turns on light
>light reveals lapis and peridot standing in front of you, in bunny suits
>"wh-what's going on here, amethyst?"
>all three of them giggle
>"we're here to surprise you, user~"
>spend the rest of the day fucking like rabbits

Is endgame Steven fusing with all the Gems to help them through their insecurities? Stevonnie deals with Connie's anxiety, Smoky deals with Amethyst's self-loathing. Will fusing with Pearl, Lapis, and maybe even Jasper help them too? I would say Peridot but she seems to be doing okay and have the least amount of issues out of all the gems.

Wait a minute,did Peridot just shapeshift into Raven?

This is really cute.

Thank you, user. You're very kind.

Good point on the Lapis thing. That makes some of it easier at least.

And no, the big lump seems to have come from Africa actually.
Their planet's tectonics must be different from ours.
When Pangea split up, Africa and South America were side by side and split as they are now. In their world, South America took the big lump out of Africa with it.

Between townie episodes and the plot/lore heavy shit I wish they would give us more time to chill with the gems like we had in s1

I want to see episodes like where lapis gets jealous of Stevens and peridots attachment to amethyst, or anything at all expanding on the gems relationships with each other now that lapis and peridot are around. And God forbid we ever have a garnet episode as good as Log Date again, since the crew hates her now

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I don't quite understand but olivine is a type of peridot

oh snap, are we posting autism now?

>literally peridot
Why is every fan artist and uncreative idea stealer?
Oh yeah..
Because it's FAN ART
Worst type of "art" there is .

i feel like the shitty part of her is that it's 100% the face/lack of neck
if the face wasn't explicitly a fat person face, and if SQ actually had a visible neck as seen here it would be great.
her body type is fine, just not the absolutely massive lips/cheeks.

>You draw your Wa-ta-kenzo blade which was hidden perfectly along your spine
>"No sooo-prizes fo' me tooday Ameeedist!"
>You swing your blade out, cutting all of their gems in half with one powerful strike
>"Arewegotoh!"

>thread finally archived
;_;