Watching kino with sister

>watching kino with sister
>she keeps texting and checking her phone every 5 minutes
>"wait, who's that guy again? Omg why'd he do that?!"

>watching Once Upon A Time In America, long cut, with my dad
>Step sister comes in 2 hours in
>Ends up staying for the remaining 2 hours
>"that film made no sense and was really boring"

>go to kinoplex with sister
>she sees her friends there sitting in a group
>"hey mind if I go sit with my friends?"
>"b-b-but..."
>"thanks, love you, bye!" kisses me and leaves me all by myself

>she doesn't want people to see you as bf/gf


im sorry user

>your sister's such a loser she has to "accidentally" run into her so-called "friends" to hang out with them socially
I guess autism runs in your family

>watching a movie with sister
>she keeps licking her lips while she looks at me
I just want to enjoy some kino is that too much to ask?

yes

these stories are all terrible, I'm completely flaccid.

>watch original Star Wars trilogy and man of steel with teenage sister
>pays attention to all films and loves them

Feels good

>watch kino with brother
>we both stay focused on every scene and story arc
>have a quick informed discussion on it after, making points how it could have been done better

exactly the same situation for me, user.

This, I love watching movies with my brother.

>watch movie with cousin
>want to fuck her and suck her tits

What do?

Do you find him sexually attractive?

>Be Star Wars fan my whole life
>always trying to get my normie older sister to watch it
>"lmao no Star Wars is for nerds"
>nu-StarWars comes out with female protagonist and it's popular with normies
>she watches it and likes it
>suddenly she acts like she's always been a fan and starts wearing Star Wars t shirts
>she finally agrees to watch original trilogy
>gets buttmad when I don't stay to watch the whole thing cause I've already seen it a million times
>tell her she should also watch the prequel trilogy
>"lmao no everyone on the internet says it's shit"
>suddenly prequel memes and sheev becomes popular on Facebook and reddit
>"LMAO we have to watch the prequels"

Fuck her, and suck her tits.

>tfw brother is just like a woman when watching movies and though the godfather was "fucking boring"

This

Women love confidence. Show her that you're a man of action

>Watch Bates Motel with family
>Mom starts biting her lip

>watching kino with sister
>doesnt appreciate my favorite scene
>i proceed to rape and murder her
>I take a bite out of her rotting corpse every evening

Dumb bitch, pay attention to the movie.

>Dad has amazing taste in Film.
>We go to KinoPlex.
>Everybody Stares at us weirdly because they think we are a couple.

Fuck people.

>character shows up for the first time in the movie
>"who's he then?"

congratulations that's about 95% of women.

if you can find a girl who doesn't watch mostly reality shows and can go more than 5 minutes without fucking around on her phone, propose to her on the spot (even if she's your sister).

I used to annoy my family with questions during movie time and their response was always "I know as much as you know." It annoyed the hell out me.

man of steel was fucking awful

your sister is a pleb

Fuck off, I have a friend like you and it's really fucking annoying getting questions about what's happening and who people are all the time

why would they think two grown men were a couple? i go see movies with my guy friends all the time, do people think we're homos?

>watch movie with friends
>mfw asking "who dis nigga again" every other scene

Youre supposed to leave an empty seat between you.

I was a child at the time

>tfw my brother died in a car accident this year..
He showed me It when I was just a little kid, and my first porno. I miss him

>tfw one user's teenage sister has more taste than one forty year old Pajeet

Sorry to hear it lad

I wish I had a sister to watch films with, both my brothers watch nothing but anime :(