So user, your sister said your going to pick a movie for us tonight

>So user, your sister said your going to pick a movie for us tonight.

What would you put on?

Martyrs

La La Land.

The Mirror.

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls.

blood sucking freaks

YASSSSSS OH MY GOD user YOU LOOK LIKE RYAN GOSLING CAN I BE YOUR EMMA STONE

Can't really go wrong with Mean Girls.

Eight Legged Freaks

Tell my sister to fuck right off

Love exposure

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A Clockwork Orange

conan the fucking barbarian.

Something girls like that I don't hate.

So probably a classic musical.

Drive

That is easy, since it already happened to me and during the Christmas family meeting, no less.

I chose Crank 2.

I didn't know what that was before I played it. Ever since then, I am immune to public shame.

>implying qoemen or leftist cucks woul ever understand this movie

The Greatest Story Never Told

The Dark Knight Rises

A Knight's Tale

>Handsome, formerly alive lead
>Supporting characters are fun
>"need no man" Woman supporting character
>Romantic Medieval Movie with cool action sceens
>Queen
>Its kino enough that you can watch it and be entertain or just try and get with one of your sister's friends.

Also, great movie to watch if you have a girl over. For the same reasons stated above, except the sister's friend one obviously.

Nyphomaniac volume 2

For real?

Children of Men.

Master and commander.

Doesn't matter because the room will be awash with notifications, giggles and gossip no matter what you put on.
The only movie that could ever shut a cunt up for its entirety has been twilight and that fad is over

Women love this movie.

Magic Mike 2

Anyone who doesn't say 'the first season of One Piece' is a fucking pleb cocksucker and should go back to watch capeshit.

Predator

is that the stupid show about that kid with stretchy arms or whatever?

The Notebook

The green inferno

Bitches love Gattaca

fucking weeb
>one piece
more like "one piece of shit" haha fucking nerd

pusydryer's behind the bathroom mirror ladies ;)

do you girls like j-j-jean-luc godard?

Is everything here a fucking meme for god sakes

>should go back to watch capeshit.
>One Piece main character is just a ripoff of Mr. Fantastic

what did user mean by this?

When they ask about why your dick is so small.

>ITS CALLED A LAAAAAAANCCCCEEE

Brilliant at user.

Irreversible.

cheerleader effect multiplied

the only one that is pretty is left bottom corner

Wait. If he can make any part of his body strech wouldn't he be able to strech his dick to any size. That's like two fruit powers in one

this but with the rape scene on an hour loop

Poor Little White Guy. Lets show these roasties who the BBC is really for.

I have never been able to get through this film. Also, Sherlock Homes

Kek

Who the fuck is Mr. Fantastic?

A Serbian film

18>5>1>2>7>3>17>13>10>14>8>6>4>16>11>9>15>12

Fahrenheit 911

>if i say i dont know who it is maybe they'll think im less of a dweeb
namaste, faggot

Everyone suggesting a movie more than 10 years old or with no romantic element has never met a normie girl in their life

Agreed

>I want to fuck Russel Crowe xD 10/10

the Goonies

good taste

Backdoor Sluts IX

Inversed Gangbang 12

Zoolander was always my go-to when trying to hook up with girls to movies back in high school. Stupid but funny, cartoonish, and well-made.

Just make a move before the weird orgy scene.

Dragon Ball Z: The History of Trunks

I actually hooked up with a girl while watching it, I shit you not

The way most of the girls have their eyebrows and hair in the exact same style reminds me of American Psycho, which also what I would pick to watch.

Only correct answers so far under OP's scenario, then again most are joke answers.

Die hard and id sit there with them with my beer and pop corn cheering as john McCain kills all the motherfuckers, spitting popcorn on there backs as I said all the famous one liners.

Mean Girls or Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

haha rekt

Based. If they don't like it, they can leave.

>Hortex is a company in Poland that produces frozen foods and branded fruit juices.
>Hortex is a company in Poland
>Poland

FUCKING DROPPED

>not DBZ: Bardock - Father of Goku

Women see baby goku at the end and their pussy gets wet because they want a babby goku of their own

I prefer everything I consume, wear or eat come from based China.

Cannibal Holocaust

Kimi no na wa, the dubbed version

This. Really moistens their pusys.

>Kimi no na wa, the dubbed version
>dubbed version

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it was really good user, and i could enjoy the visuals more because i didn't have to read stupid text the entire time

2>5>4>3>1

>user thinks we haven't already seen it. He's so naive, like my little brother.

Hnnngggg their feet are touching

Secretary

The VVitch

>he thinks 2 is the most attractive

Congrats on your shit taste

Platoon

3 > 5 > 2 > 4 >>>>>>>>>> 1

nice dubs btw

>anime shit

Where else would you find a room full of wh*tes?

no u

i can already tell you think 4 is
pajeet detected

5>4>2>3>1

anime is awesome and all females love it

One of my favorite movies. I still fucking smile when

>WIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

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Saving Ryans privates

>2's a whore with mental problems
>3's a gold digger
>4's a coal burner
>5's a lesbian

The patrician choice is 1. Perfect wife material.

3>2>4>1>5

I don't like blondes

>Thanks for taking me to the bar, user. Have you brought a lot of girls here?

Good point. What possible form of kino could shut up a large group of women?

1>2>5>4>>

Have you ever dated a black man?

Real answer: they're all old and were 7/10s at best in their prime

she is insanely cute when you don't see her fake teeth. those press on nails look terrible

No, but my personal bull Jamal has, oh who's Jamal? Don't worry about it, You'll meet him tonight.