Be me. Grug

>be me. Grug
>go work at cave, make painting for tribe.
>Grog is same tribe. Grog not fighter. Grog painter like me.
>Grog go mad, swing war club many times
>hit many of tribe. Many go forever sleep.
>take all of tribe to stop him.
>why Grog need war club? Why any need war club?
>when tribe take war club from hands of ALL Grugs?
>when give to long-nose tribe to keep cave safe?

to save boogillions

brug not know what this war club you speak is
brug only know club
Grug wants all club away?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHVUHGHHHHHHHH

>me grug
>me trust long nose tribe

>grugs stones lower in price

AHHHHHHHHGHHHHG

NOOOOOOOOOOO

SHALL
NOT
BE
UNGRUGGED

No Grug NEED war club!
war club only for killing Grugs!
war club only for warrior grug
Not for berry picker Grug!

Why any Grug need manybash stick
Why not just onebash stick

why grog NEED heavy assault club?

take grug club - grug send boomy

grutt not agree
grutt needs club to protect against council of elders tyranny
council of elders have big rocks and catapults but grug not care

obstacle easy overcome
so grug no construct obstacle at all
grug smart!
grug save energy so can gather soy beans for soy smoothie

grug tribe strong
grug tribe has best rocks
grug tribe fight rice jungle tribe
grug tribe lose against rice jungle tribe
grug tribe fight mountain tribe
grug tribe lose
grug think give rocks to elders good
grug think elders too strong

>war club too danger! Founding spirit ancestor not predict warclub capable of clubbing that many seal per sun dial space
>war club make no difference anyway! Tribe protector use catapult to stop war club wielder
>Grug am real man! Grug use fist to stop other grug, not coward like stupid war club wielder

>Me Grug
>Me go trade with long nose tribe
>Long nose tribe say 2 rock more good than 5 cloth
>Say 2 rock have powers
>5 cloth no good
>Me take 2 rock
>Grug now cold winter
>Grug no trust long nose tribe no more

>Grugina speak to long nose tribal elder
>elder offer Grugina shiny rock if he paint her with Grugmal of dark skin tribe
>Grug no happy
>Elder ask if Grug not believe in great purge
>threaten to tell council of elders Grug no think 60 caves of long noses purged

You wise not trust long nose. 60 big number.

>me grug see wheel go fast
>grug put wheel in head
>head go fast now

...

...need...palee grug.. skin..
need.. essence.. of pale.. grug..

> Longnose chieftain bow to the Bungdanugs.
> can speak to animals
> can hear othergrug's thoughts in Bungdanugs head
> control land of all tribes with magic battle clubs
> own cave and mudhuts all over every-land.
> sons of megagrugs - only seen in cave painting
> will say they make big cave of stone in river valley for all tribe to live in
> cut down all tree in forest to make own mammoth hunting ground - only for Bungdanugs
> mate with Gragas of all tribes when wish - can make son without touch.
> first flying youngling will be Bungdanugs.
> most smart tribesgrug in all of every-land
> oldest cave painting show Bungdanugs giving flame to Grugs. Show Grugs in metal tree flying.
> can make magic drink from berry that make grug see into next moon-time.
> every tribe give them rock to look after.
>Bungdanugs live in all place at all time, from time first moon go up till time sun go out.
>Bungdanugs make song that save land of all Grugs.

Bungdanugs say lead every-tribe to promised hunting land.