It's Anakin

It's Anakin

Anakin's skin was grey

Anakek haha right pedes

No. Anakin is Darth Vader. Remember?

He looks like Tobin Bell, the actor who plays Jigsaw.

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Actually, it's your mom

why does he have a pussy in his throat?

No it isn't, you fucking dork. Anakin was a force ghost at the end of ROTJ. That means two things:
>He's dead
and
>He's no longer evil

LOL LOOK IT'S A CREEPY AGEING DECREPIT WHITE GUY
HOW SUBTLE AND WOKE!

anakin's entire story was building towards him redeeming himself and bringing balance to the force. why the fuck would they just ruin that for a retarded o henry twist in their empire strikes back facsimile?

snokey is a clone of anakin that went through the same physical damage because of force karma

>force karma
>implying anakin did anything wrong

YES

Why did J.J. Abrams give him a name as dumb as "Snoke"?

They burned Anakin's body

Whatever it is I bet Luke did it.

giv disfigured dad

It's damn obvious that he's Darth Sidious

And just look at how hideous it is now. How do you think they got that helmet?

Just grow up. You already know it's happening.
Anakin was the life Plagueis created. He was the reincarnation after Sidious killed him. After Anakin became one with the force, Plagueis took the body that was rightfully his.

Look at the eyes. The head scar. The tear under his left eye.

>it's yet another unsubstantial antagonist character just for the sake of a weak cash-grab flick

Maz said you can tell a person's life story by looking at their eyes.

throat cancer

>yfw they actually do this

Anakin was put to rest. if he was reincarnated as a clone....how dumb is that...

>A clone
What? It's not like his body was vaporized. They had his helmet, they obviously knew where the body was.

It might be because I've been drinking. But this made me laugh heartily.

All that advanced technology and they couldn't clone a new body and transplant his brain

You saw his ghost. He's fucking dead.

same reason why Lucas gave the name "Sheev"

She's a goddamn chameleon

it's not the brain that keeps the force

yeah but the leaks show that snoke is just snoke and anakin is a sloth ghost

>he can't reincarnate if you see his ghost

>George Lucas originally wanted David Lynch to direct The Return of the Jedi

he obeyed a false god

>Disney
>to sell toys
>because Star Wars is for shit eating retards with zero critical thinking skills or taste

James Luceno came up with Sheev

>It's not like his body was vaporized.
Fire tends to do that. So does becoming a force ghost. There is no way they recovered his body. It would have to be a clone if its "Anakin."

...

Sidious killed Plagueis right after Episode 1.

>it's not like his body was vaporized

Except for the fact that that literally happens when characters turn into force ghosts

>snoke
>rhymes with smoke
>smokers get lung cancer and get that hole in their throat
>snoke has a hole in his throat

I feel bad for the dumbfucks who think it's Plaguies or that Plaguies will ever be in a movie.

Anakin can't be a sea sloth and snoke at the same time. That's just crazy.

Someone original hopefully. Not Mace Windu, not Anakin, not Plagieus, not Sheev, etc.