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daenerys's arms lookin thicc
Reminder that redditors and liberals deny that Euron is, and until further D&D antics, always will be /ourguy/
That's a funny way of spelling Beric
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I think you mean Barristan fucking Selmy.
TWoW before season 9
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>I don't want to be most people.
Do they fuck IRL?
Stoneheart reveal soon?
hopefully never
they did
he's engaged to ginger minge now
Can somebody post the long version of the leaks?
I read they dated for a bit and he was getting clingy with her so she dumped him but then when he went back to ygritte she got jealous
lucky man
reminder that the Dorne plot is overrated as fuck and I don't care what book autists have to say
nice. the ginger is hot too looks like a win-win
Do people forget that the show need to fit within a time limit and a budget and would be improbable to cover why some bones got to Winterfell?
Reminder:
>Jon Snow looks nothing like a Targaryen
>Stark genes are weak enough that Ned porking Catelyn only results in one mainly Stark kid out of five
>Edric Dayne tells Arya Ned and Ashara fell in love
>Barristan Selmy believes Ned and Ashara were in love, and that they fucked at Harrenhal
>Howland Reed sees them dance together at Harrenhal
>Ned tells Robert that Wylla, a Dayne wetnurse, was involved in Jon's birth
>None of these people have any reason to lie
dispute this
>protip: you can't
reedit loves euron
Post your favorite GoT soundtracks.
This one is back when the cared to make good ones - S1E1
Ned's bones?
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You wake up and you are a tumblr user with hundreds of followers linking to your blog telling you they get teary eyed reading some of your blogs because they're so progressive, wat do?
Bran's Mark is egregiously underrated in terms of just how hilariously shameless a deus ex machina plot device it was. The fact that apparently nobody ever mentions it again is one of the fucking funniest things the two hacks have ever done
logic and digits cannot lie. N+A=J
R+L=fAegon and Ashara Dayne is Septa Lemore
>dispute this
Show Jon is confirmed to be targaryen. GRRM has confirmed that D&D know how it is going to end. Jon being a targ is too large of a plot device to not impact the ending significantly.
Of course, I know preston autists lack logical thinking skills so I don't expect you to buy that.
S1 was so comfy
S2 felt rushed but had good parts
S3 was great
good times
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
Why did GRRM exponentially increase the storylines when he should have been cutting them down? At the current rate there's no way he's going to be able to wrap everything up. Fucking bastard.
Confirmed Trump supporters
This is hilarious kek
someone asked me for ep4 last thread
This one is so underrated
The bones walked back to Winterfell obviously.
He also said he wanted ep5
there you go bro, peace out
i ironically screamed at theon to jump overboard then he actually did it
she's so underrated
BONES THAT MOVE ON THEIR OWN
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youtube.com
specifically 4:00 onwards
what an idiot, emilia is so much hotter than that weird ginger with freckles.
SAVE ME GREY WORM
>what is a motivational speech
Selmy spent his entire life fighting weak white men
Obviously he's going to get btfo by the superior bbc
very sad
;_;
how did he go from worst character on the show to the best in just a few episodes?
What went so, so wrong last year?
From season 2
bloodraven btfo
Kill Them All is good
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Wish GOT had more music like Wuthering Heights
youtube.com
Usually used to motivate someone to do the thing you're speaking about.
This may surprise you user but people tell lies sometimes
Selmy was a shit character, both books and show wise, im glad the old overrated cunt got BTFO
>but muh finest swordsman!
>muh saved the Mad King when he was kidnapped at Duskendale
No one gives a shit. Barristan was a cowad who never took the right side in his whole life. He was a mindless sheep for the targaryens, a mindless sheep for Robert, a mindless sheep for Joffrey, and only decided that Joffrey was evil because Joffrey BTFO him, then joined the stupid whore targaryen out of spite despite knowing fully what the Targs where.
People like Barristan are like people who join the military and spend 40 years fighting Israels wars and somehow people think they makes them heroic and great
Sure, but what she really wanted them to do was to come with her to Westeros. She knows they love to fight and conquer, so uses that language to rile them up
Plus, she's still going to be doing some fighting. It's not going to be a peaceful conquest
>its a Reddit post on /got/
I'm not even going to bother entertaining your retarded Israel anecdote but his vows as a knight compelled him to serve the ruler of the realm.
Once he was free of those vows, he did whatever the fuck he wanted.
Why does loyalty make for a shit character?
>it's a Sup Forums post on /got/
I want to eat her out so bad
agreed
Just ask nicely
If Selmy was loyal he wouldn't have joined roberts guard.
he's still a shit character, he just killed 2 stronk womyn leaders
if he were killing men in that scene no one would give a fuck
>my career is over after this wat do
>better get as much attention as possible while i still can by wearing lingerie on stage on conan
he is loyal to the king, any king
king is a title, not a person
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Ned is way to beta and muh honour to impregnate a dornish woman in that time frame
You cannot dispute this
>I'm not even going to bother entertaining your retarded Israel anecdote
t. Good goy who cant understand metaphors
>but his vows as a knight compelled him to serve the ruler of the realm
Jaime is 3x the time Barristan ever was, he made a courageous decision that saves thousands. Im not saying Jaime is necessarily a "good" person, but one cant say Barristan was a good person,serving a tyrant. If someone was a bodyguard to Stalin and served him faithfully while he murdered millions of his countrymen,hes still a POS regardless of his "duty" or "vows"
>Once he was free of those vows, he did whatever the fuck he wanted.
"Whatever the fuck he wanted" was simply to join the opposite side, because Barristan is a sheep incapable of forming a single independent original thought. He blindly went over to Dany despite knowing nothing about her and pledged his loyalty to her
His vows as a knight state he must serve the king, not a specific king. He would actually be breaking his vows by refusing to serve the new king.
He has a scene with Jorah about this very topic in season 3.
Lol.
>showfags
fuck right off. He joined a usurper and then allowed him to get gored to death and then was surprised when the new king didn't want his old lame ass. Fuck you, he should have taken the black or put his neck on the block when robert dare ask him to bend the knee.
literally none of your post contains a single argument
Reminder that N+A= D
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ur retarded
Delete this
is acurate?
Darkstar when?
I would fuck her belly button so hard
What else is Varys going to do this season?
Wrong. Jon is Aerys son. Rhaegar only gave Lyanna the flower because he figured out she was the knight of the laughing tree. But in Aerys sick twisted mind he saw this as part of a conspiracy. So he had his kingsguard abduct her then he raped her as a weird punishment towards his son then she was was pregnant he sent her to the tower of joy and had his guard make sure rhaegar never rescued her.
It is known.
Be a quirky smart alec as usual :)
snekfu A CUTE
>it took at least nine months to rescue Lyanna
Pretty embarrassing on Robert and Ned's part.
nice chicken stance
Will Dany let Jon fuck a surrogate in order to have an heir?
I'm not sure how you missed it but there was a war going on at the time
It is quite important to the overall asoiaf story
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It's his new stupid costume. It's fur-lined, and his hands are in chest pockets
ax melly to fix his lordosis
:(
kitty having fun and stupid chicken ruins it
reminder that bad poosi is SHIT
reminder that Nymeria is best snekfu
>meryn
>fucking
>trant
she is super cute
looks like a mongol rape-daughter
She looks like shit in got. She looked good in ironfist
*was
A war to rescue Lyanna, who died anyway because they took too long killing innocent people.