I'm considering taking a vacation in Albania. What should I expect?

I'm considering taking a vacation in Albania. What should I expect?

swift and unpleasant death

Bunkers. In case you didn’t know, Enver Hoxha (pic related), the communist leader of Albania, was worried Tito would invade him, so he built 400,000 four-man bunkers across the country and gave everybody an AK.

a nice country regardless of what Sup Forums says because of their religious beliefs

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there are nice touristy areas in every country, don't listen to soy
I spent a day in Tirana and it was alright, people were nice enough
the city felt fucking weird though, like a mix between Greece, Romania/Bulgaria/Serbia and some miscellaneous MENA country

Balkan shithole

Mexico is closer and probably more developed dude.

Are you a weeb?

Is this Anoplura?

expect one less kidney

Muslim Balkan shithole

Catholics in north, muslims everywhere else.
Super baby makers.

>going to mexico
>ever
no thanks

Seconded

You can buy a ton of illegal shit in there. The Albanian mafia supplies the whole of Eastern Europe with illegal firearms and drugs.
I know this from a friend of course.

Are they mexican-tier dangerous?

No no, not even close. The Mexican cartel leaders are basically regional warlords, these are just smugglers. This is still Europe after all.

I'm assuming the drugs are very cheap

He just memeing you.

Depends, what are you looking for?

true patriot, poland is fighting right now for the same

As long as you're not a weeb, you're gonna have a pleasant time my friend. You're not a weeb are you?

He was a communist and thus is incapable of being considered patriotic.

does the government of Albania punish weebs?

MIssing liver and kidneys ^^