It really really sucked

It really really sucked

wow an opinion that Sup Forums and tumblr agree with. who could have seen that coming

Really THAT bad?

nice

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t. butthurt Seth Rogen fan

WHERES THE CAMRIP

I know. I've seen the sucking. I really don't want to see it again.

I'll give Seth props to making the movie's plot a lot diffrence than you're lead to believe from the trailers, and for a few characters.
Overall though, it would of been better being 20-45 minutes long. It was fresh, than just got stale by the end.

SETH ROGEN
ALIENS VISITED ME ON DMT
WEED

>wow an opinion that Sup Forums and tumblr agree with

wait, tumblr hates it?

Well in that case 10/10Movie of the year for all years, anyone that can't see this film as the brilliant magnum opus and the salvaton of American Animation it is must be a SJW landwhale bitch.

DUDE BAKED LMAO

Tumblr and Sup Forums are the same sight with the same opinions that pretend to hate each other

Was it really that different though?
Food wants to go home with a human, hot dog finds out the horrible truth of what happens, tries to tell everybody in the supermarket, violent revenge on humans. That's what the trailers showed and that's exactly what was promised.

Other than the massive religion allegory, the deformed hot dog getting an entire unnecessary subplot/arc, and the forced addition of a traditional "evil" anthropomorphized villain (which makes no sense and goes nowhere since he just ends up teaming up with the humans) it was EXACTLY what the trailers showed. In fact the movie was a fucking slog that dragged to no end because you know going in that food finds out the "terrible truth" so it's really just a ton of dragging, nothing scenes full of unfunny jokes because they don't actually do anything with the knowledge of how humans treat them until the third-to-last scene.

Lowlife degenerate filth. Kids will see this. I hope that kike is happy knowing he'll cause maladaptive sexual behavior in minors.

Fuck off.

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You forgot to mention the food orgy scene that for some reason they though people would enjoy watching

Wrong. It's left wing vs. Right wing

I resent this movie's success. I really do.

Don't forget that success brings shitty imitations, so imagine things that are like this but worse coming out in droves. Remember when that happened with comics? They crashed.

Of course, given that Best Animated Short is introduced by the fucking Minions, no one likes animation. And if no one likes animation, then no one will care about it enough to bring it back.

I just wanted my goddamn mature cartoons! The Japanese are running rings around us!

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Kubo's not going to do well, isn't it?

>The Japanese are running rings around us!
they really arent
aside from a few unique elements every season and a few decades old franchises immune to it, japanese animation only falls deeper into the pit of Otaku pandering every year.
for ever Mob Psycho 100 or OPM or Thunderbolt Fantasy or Osumatsu-San there are scores of waifu bait and harem shows that drown them out. we just dont hear about it cause that shit dosen't sell over here and isnt supported by the merch that floods the stores over there.
Anime is a genre that's being killed because of a minority of watchers and its a blessing that that doesn't happen over here

Kubo will do fine, i see advertising all the time and the trailer was in from of over animated movie ive seen in the past month or so.
not that it matters the studio is supported by the son of guy who holds the Nike fortune. they will NEVER run out of money

>check local theaters
>most are playing kubo
>only 1-2 shows

No beeg surprise.

Perfect. Laika is one of the few animation companies I can deal with nowadays...

If Disney has literal billions of dollars, Why don't they ever fuck around and just make something 2D for fun

>Anime is a genre that's being killed because of a minority of watchers and its a blessing that that doesn't happen over here
>that doesn't happen over here

You... you don't know, do you?

>Ice age collision course
>Ice age continental drift

I thought they fucked off after the 2nd one.

heres hoping it goes well, cant wait to see that skeleton in the comercial

I, too, think it's a crime The Lorax wasn't the top movie of 2012.

But in all seriousness, what makes you think there's a decline in quality due to annoying subcultures? The other user is right, we should be thankful this is not Japan and that we don't have the market controlled by mouth-breathing basement dwellers.

im not sure your point here, there are a good selection of decent to great movies there and the bad ones are all rated appropriately
at worst "normies" will support a mediocre animated movie.
they dont actively flock to crap like home or the ice age movies
i mean shit man look how much Zootopia and Inside Out and the Lego Movie made, that great!
yeah its unfortunatl that gems like The Book of Life and Paranorman fall by the way side but this also doesn't account for sales post theater nor does it mean those movie are ignored outright
i mean hell those are two movies that will probably get plenty of play on Halloween and or day of the dead on various cable channels

Not a decline in quality, but a decline in audience reception. Fact is, the ratings for animated films and series have gotten lower and lower since they used to be. Not even the trailers are bearable anymore. Not to mention this is the era where you can release DTV movies in theaters, which is kinda like giving some low-budget indie comic its own dedicated panel at Comic Con. With the standards and audience reactions being continually lowered, eventually, they're going to stop watching. And when enough people stop sending money to a medium, it crashes, and when the medium isn't respected, it doesn't come back.

Plenty of kids saw Deadpool and that was probably worse.

Look at the years they were released. Note the dwindling ratings as time goes on.

There's also the part where the bun tells the hot dog she's going to leave him for an eggplant and so the depressed hot dog imagines what essentially is shot/framed as cuck porn right down to the eggplant having the look/persona of a black bull. No actual sex in this part though since I guess they wanted to save that for the orgy.

They make like five times more internationally because foreigners like movies with simple plots and simpler jokes.

Ratings don't really mean that much since critics are obnoxious pieces of shit with no respect for the medium and most user reviewers who leave negative scores do it for really retarded reasons like "THIS ONE SCENE SCARED MY KID I AM APPALED!!!".

Animation has always released shit for theatres, same shit but different package. If anything, lack of advertisement is what dooms good animated movies if they're not made by a well-known studio like Disney or Dreamworks.

>no mention of kino

2/10

i still dont see a huge discrepancy with the movies and the way they are rated, i mean yeah their declining but only because there are more crappy movies
the differance is that people are seeing crap for crap
there's no niche market of crap lovers boosting the reception or bottom line of these movies into the sky and eating up all the merch
the worst we got are merch pandering to little kids like Cars and Minions, and most grow out of it.

I honestly don't understand why it's reviewing so well

i think its because its better then the drek they thought it would be so the opinion skyrocketed as a result
so they though it'd be a 0/10 but instead it was on the low end of mediocre with not awful jokes so they rubber banded in the other direction

I had the complete opposite reaction, I expected a really silly but excessive movie that was filthy/dumb/offensive with a hidden cleverness. Something along the lines of a Seth MacFarlane cartoon. Not groundbreaking but at least funny.

Instead it was literally filth for the sake of filth, with very few actual gags. It was exhausting and lazy. There was so much HOT DOG LOOK LIKE BENIS and DUDE WEED and FUCK COCK SHIT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER humor that it suffocated any of the smaller gags, most of which were beyond groan worthy puns. They didn't even try to write characters, everybody was the broadest stereotype possible and didn't say or do anything that strayed from their one-note. FUCK this movie.

These aren't professional critics. They're normies. The average audience. The mainstream. And yes, people are seeing crap for crap, and if crap keeps being produced, the audience will get tired of it and stop watching.

And when I say die, I mean that as literally as can be with a medium. When these people stop watching, they'll stop sending money. No money means no demand, means no products. And because, unlike literally every other form of storytelling, animation can't tell any kind of story it wants, then the industry will not be respected as the other mediums. And when people don't respect it, they have no interest in it, and when no one is interested in it, nothing like it is produced. In other words, you refer to anime as dying because it's getting shittier. I'm referring to american animation as dying because it's just going to become extinct.

And believe me, I REALLY hope I'm wrong.

Make your own opinions. You don't have to hate something because your imaginary rival likes it or vice versa

link to orgy pls

The hatred makes sense when you consider how much self-loathing must exist within both userbases. Of course they'd hate a community they can self-identify with.

>The Japanese are running rings around us!

Not really. Moe garbage has stunted anime for years now.

>Sausage Fest is going to destroy mature animation!

Just like Fritz the Cat did?

If anything this shows that older audiences are willing to patronize an animated filmed aimed at adults. Yes, Sausage Party is garbage. But it's not going to take opportunities away from other movies.

Is there a camrip of this movie? Really dont wanna see this in theatres if i can avoid it. It'd be embarrassing

I work in an AMC theaters kitchen, and they've had every single employee wearing these sickass Kubo shirts for the past two months. There's tons of posters, cutouts, and merch in our theatre, and I see ads for it on TV all the time. Based Liaka is using their mad dosh to promote the shit out of it.

Fuck this inconsistent dogshit

>Don't make one joke last the entire film. Namely the Palestinian/Jew gag. We got it. Let it fucking go.
>Seth's character was shit. The malformed hotdog was a far better character in both personality and wit... but if Seth was in that character's place it would be been fine.
>I forgot halfway through why the douche was pissed off in the first place.... that and he didn't really need to exist. Humans were enemy enough and the main characters never knew they were being pursued at all.
>....fucking bath salts reveal the animation to the in-film humans? And what exactly do sober humans see when you walk halfway across a room or pick each other up? Why did they need to see you to be attacked? Wouldn't it be better for warfare if they couldn't?

... Douches aren't even food! This movie infuriated me.

Wrong, its guys and penis envy vs. Girls and chicks with dicks

But user, Rotten Tomatoes confirms it is a Good movie. Are you saying Rotten Tomatoes is wrong?

>Implying an aggregate has an opinion.

2+2 equalling 4 must be my computer's opinion.

Shit's 5.

OK lemme correct myself.

But user, the critics are loving it and confirm it's a Good movie. Are you saying the CRITICS are wrong?

implying a democratic system will definitely reach the correct answer

if this year has taught us anything, its that democratic systems are massively flawed

Chill bro its a comedy don't need no stinkin plot or character or a good movie to be a good movie lmao.

Is it at least as good as This Is the End?

>Anime is a genre that's being killed because of a minority of watchers
It has always been that way, though. All of those shows you listed were aired after midnight. Also, let's not pretend OPM was anything amazing.

At least Japan gets more than one good anime yearly and doesn't take a year and a half to show a full season.

Laika has always had mediocre box office performances. They waited too late into the summer season and Box Trolls was shit so I have no hope.

The main difference is that Tumblr is pretty consistently leftist but Sup Forums isn't as much of a hivemind to an extent

>It has always been that way, though. All of those shows you listed were aired after midnight. Also, let's not pretend OPM was anything amazing.
thats part of the problem though itsnt it
they put those shows past prime time so the good slots can go to trash
and come one OPM was a really faithful adaption and was animated really well considering it had the typical budget

>Mob Psycho 100 or OPM or Thunderbolt Fantasy or Osumatsu-San
Holy shit, you have the worst taste if that garbage is anything special for you.

Because critics nowadays are retarded and tasteless?

I guess I have no choice but to believe you with those quads and trips

It wasn't that good or bad, it was okay for what it was, a film that used shock humor and was aware about it. I laughed a few times and will forget about it in a few days. U still don't know why all of you act like this is actually going to have an impact in anything

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DELET THIS

This is somehow the worst thing I've seen all day.

I watched it because Sup Forums wouldn't stfu about it

Wait, that script page about the orgy was real?

I get the other two, but are you seriously trying to shit on Osumatsu-San? Fuck outta here.

Seriously where the fuck is the camrip

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the future of adult animation.

a screwball SOL, a action parody series, a joint Japanese/Taiwanese puppet drama series and a adult revival of a landmark 60s anime are a damn sight better then shit like swimsuit butt battles, the "i wanna fuck my sister" show, the latest harem anime where a dude tries to fuck personifications of lumber
sorry i dont have the highest taste in wapanese cartoon, but i like what i like

They're all equally shit to me.
Japs just have terrible sense of humor. I've never seen a single comedy by them that is actually funny.

anime humor is basically "one character does weird thing and other character overreacts to thing lmao"

>The Japanese are running rings around us!
In terms of animation quality, sure they have some really good shit going into it because manga and merch is a larger market to them.

In terms of CG, live action movie stories, and humor. Not so much.

There are some really really shitty japanese movies, but so many are overlooked

The movie version is simultaneously better and worse than the script's. Bigger scale, but mildly less depraved. Kinda annoyed they cut out the unimpressed towel, that could've made the scene actually funny instead of the awkward train wreck we got.

>Why The Review Was Unacceptable
>After we published the review, we heard from Latinx readers who believe the portrayal of Salma Hayek’s taco was racist and that it reinforced harmful stereotypes. We heard from readers who were upset that we labeled the taco a lesbian when it seems more likely that she was bisexual. We heard from readers who questioned the consent of the sexual encounter between the taco and the hot dog bun. We heard from readers who found the taco to be a damaging portrayal of a predatory queer woman.

different, thank god they dropped the piss and scat shit
Though it's an improvement they included the whole store

Not to mention Japanese animated movies aren't motivated by foreign sales the same way hollywood is.

>WAHHHHHHHH

so just disregard your opinions entirely is what you're saying

Well yeah if you want to stay in your weeb bubble.

Have you ever tried to sit through a live action japanese movie that wasn't based off a successful anime or manga?

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Not him but I have, Kurosawa films even the non samurai ones like Ikiru. They're not that hard to sit through.

Replying as into the context of comedy since the I thought that was what some of the discussion was about. I should have clarified.

It's true though. You say those shows specifically are bad then you say they're all bad regardless. Why does it matter then?

I don't think they make comedy live action films. Like there's stuff like House which is horror with lots of wacky comedic moments and Wild Jumbo which is a light hearted heist film that still ends serious, but I've never heard of a pure Japanese comedy.

They make quite a bit actually GTO has a few successful movies, Gintama is also getting a live action, and a good bunch of others. Problem is, most all of their comedies are usually manga/anime based.

>there's only moe and kiddy shit like shitty comedies and retarded shounens
Okay.

It's specifically the shitty comedies thing that I had an issue with admitedly. It feels to me like you have an strong opinion on some shows from a genre you don't actually care about so I don't get what's so bad about them. Just out of curiosity, I liked Osomatsu -san so I'd like to know what you didn't like about it.

Nah, it wasn't that bad. Were you expecting some kind of "intellectual humor" from this movie or something? It's Seth Rogen humor, you should've seen this coming just by that name alone.

i was mostly commenting on him being an anime snob but no im well aware, most japanese movies i watch are either /m/ stuff or thing i already know are good like Zatoichi

... I.... I just............... my god, children saw this, and this even repulses me... the future is bleak and grim... so grim and terrifying....

Best part of the movie was the orgy.

ABSOLUTELY DIGUSTING

The Book of Life waint no gem.
It was ok at the best of times.

Some kids are probably traumuatized, but here's a relieving thought.

Ever touched a hot stove as a kid and got that big-ass burn lump that was very annoying? You never wanted to touch the stove afterwards.

Maybe that would have the same effect on the parents who bring their kids to the movie that's obviously """"adult"""" and don't even do the most basic of research.

Ah, what the hell who am I even kidding?

*traumatized

I really hope this doesn't become the standard for the industry of adult animation. But it was at least sort of enjoyable if you went with a few buddies and turned your brain off.