What does Sup Forums think of Mary Elizabeth Winstead?

What does Sup Forums think of Mary Elizabeth Winstead?

I barely think OP
*unzips dick*

Frigid bitch who can't act.

my future wife.

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Very pretty but no actual talent at all. She will age and lose her only feature and we will never hear of her again.

nnghh those thighs

qt

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When will he let it go?

incoming

GLASS EYE

I heard Dano was sucking on it on the Swiss Army Man set

Wtf are you even talking about?

MEW lost one of her eyes in a motorcycle accident when she was 19. She wears a glass one now. Can you tell which one it is?

How is life supposed to be fair when isn't she strangling me with her thighs right now

who ever said life was fair

good grief

Wrong on two counts, Riley.

>mid 30s
>divorcee
>no kids

tick tock, tick tock.

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You idiots clearly never saw a person with a real glass eye.

It's pathetic that you identify with that loser Riley. He needs to kill himself.

yeh

It's a meme, you dip.

NUTCRACKER

>fucks a manlet beta during her prime
>drops her when shes close to hitting the wall

shes not the brightest isnt she

I think the splendor of that ass makes me think there is a God.

I love that 1982 Bruce Dickinson hair she's rockin'

>plendor of that ass makes me
It's not like the guy is going to find anything better. He won the lottery and still ended up bankruptcy.

The person isn't a dip, it's a stupid joke.

She's having a carnal awakening right now.

Anyone got a link for her fappening pics?

No she is not. If she doesn't unfuck her shit soon, she's going to turn into a childless cat lady. Same with Katy Perry, by the way.

Seeing childless single women in their middle/old age is one of the most pathetic things ever. We're talking women in their 40s and 50s who are going on fucking dates and constantly complaining about not finding "Mr. Right" like they're one of those atrocious "women" from Sex and the City.

gib

Riley, you're pathetic, kill yourself.

>everyone I don't like is Riley

>she's going to turn into a childless cat lady

so she's going to become the female version of a Sup Forums neckbeard? shocking

Oh, never mind, I just saw them, and of course, as they're shot by Riley, they're not that hot. Her expressions are, but his fussy art photography and lousy framing and staging - he has a bunch of luggage next to the couch and a doorhandle in shot for no reason - dampen the impact of her body.

But he actually is. We know this woman is getting railed right now, and we know that she has the capacity for loyal monogamy to the point of self-sabotage, or else she wouldn't have been with that worthless loser for so long, so the sole basis for thinking she's going to turn into a "cat lady" is salt for Riley.

You're crazy if you think there won't be a endless list of guys wanting to get her pregnant.

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If she acts fast. Fertility drops off in the 30s

>Disgusting roastie
>Plain face
>Plain body
>No ass
Cuck her highschool BF to get fucked by chad
Into the thrash it goes

>I am Riley

[rileyposting intensifies]

>Sup Forums always bitching about woman riding chad's cock until they turn 30, only stopping to settle down with some beta
>MEW does the exact opposite
>bitch anyway
You fags are insufferable

>nickname is mew
>ends up becoming a cat lady

POTTERY

Lest you forget, Riley...

To be fair, most of us are in love, and lust, and awe with MEW. The bitter guys posting here are self-inserting as Riley or are actually him, which is tragic.

>roastie
>cuck
>chad

only a high dose of LSD can save your poor soul

Why does he reply to himself?

Any updates on riley, is /ourguy/ doing well or not?

But she won't. She's ridiculously hot. Stop making yourself ridiculous, Riley.

>on Sup Forums
>but above using Sup Forums lingo
The coolest motherfucker alive

Damn, he must feel so pathetic right now. Kind of feel for the guy. Not because she left him, really, because she was way out of his league anyway, but because he really made a moron of himself with those tweets.

Screencap this, she will reurn to Riley, after her adventures with Chads, she''ll start to compare others with Riley and realize that they are not as comfy.

You seem bi-polar as fuck in this thread, Riley

How does Riley look like?

So she'll get fucked by many guys, do threesomes, niggers and try anal, and once she gets bored of that she'll go back to that loser, completely tired of sex. Riley will get a handjob for his birthday and that's it, because you see, she's not a sexual person

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Not bad looking, really, but the guy is such a loser. No wonder she left him.

win-win for both of them. Riley can't be more pathetic than he is now

And then she will start bitching because, surprise, she's actually a sexual person, but just don't want to be sexual with him.

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Riley is based. Sup Forumsirgins are cucks.
/thread

>no ass

Come on dude.

Ye he may be a loser but he is chad

She can't act.

Who was in the wrong here?

Being hot doesn't stop the decline of fertility. She's 32 years old. The thirties is when experience subfertility and sterility. Call everyone a rileyposter all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that if MEW doesn't get knocked up relatively SOON, she's going to be barren forever.

The eternal MEW

You aren't even denying that you're Riley anymore. LMAO

Dude, let it go. She deserves something better than you, way better. Stop being so fucking bitter.

MEW was in the wrong for dating a beta cuck like him in the first place
MEW was wrong for staying with him for so long.
MEW was also wrong for breaking up with him, because she had already been with him for so long that she's now about to hit The Wall and rapidly lose her looks as she ages

It's not really wrong/right though. It's just a matter of MEW fucking herself over in multiple ways from the very beginning.

Don't you have some kids to karate chop?

would eat her asshole all day/10

I want to lick her face and suck on her nose

>Riley will get a handjob for his birthday
This hurts because it's true.

Y-yeah, you tell em.

She makes me feel sexually aroused. Is this normal?

>Sex and the City

You mean

>Sex in the City

say a blowjob and you've got a realistic scenario there. Nobody gets a fucking handjob for a birthday, it's lame.

This. Also, did she left him for someone else?

it's called sex and the city, retard.

Lets be honest, a handjob from MEW is way more than Riley deserves.

>Did it work? (Probably not)

Is he on about the book on the left, or the right?

Why it doesn't surprise me that Riley watch Sex and the City?

i'll take your word for it, i don't really know the guy. But after you been married for a decade, and probably fucked her every hole in every possible way, a handjob is no longer acceptable unless it's during netflix and chill.

Right.

her thighs are phat

PHAT

man I can remember the days when I believed in true love

Now that she's single she's going to start working on her fitness, and I can't wait for that.

lol she married that martin shkreli lookin ass nigga

gib mary gf

why does this matter to you? you haven't had any irl personal experience with a human female, have u

I made this pic forever ago and it got reposted to reddit, then fucking deleted from the face of the internet. Imma show you how to take this bitch's pics and make 'em even hotter.

you can see the fat ripples on her ass on this one

I enjoy her body of work

Thank you friend. I will only use this for good.