licky dicky edition
/brit/
shit thread, but you got there first
licky dicky edition hewwwww nowt wrong with that lyyyk
got dentist today but dont know what time. cant find their number online to check
I liked him better when he was a confused communist, now he's just a depressed drug addict.
Spastic
but you know where it is
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>Following the October 1915 invasion of Serbia during World War I at the hands of German, Austro-Hungarian and Bulgarian armies, the Serbian army retreated through Albania
>240,000 retreating Serbs died from the cold, starvation, disease and combat with Albanian tribesmen
lmao
I'm bent.
How is this even possible?
because i forgot the time or because i cant find their number? i'm just going to walk up there at 9 and check. fairly sure its at 10.30
my friend got diagnosed with aspergers syndrome and ever since then he's got increasingly annoying
Pot noodle on crumpets for breakfast, lads.
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We could tell haha
Yeah you are
Go on Google maps, find the place, and it should have the phone number if you click on it
:v
how is it not possible? do people not forget appointment times in thailand? fuck off
remember that lad here that had a fucking pot noodle every morning
Remember, just £30 a month will provide clean prostitutes for up to six aid workers. Even a fiver could help pay for a blow job. So please give what you can, very good, very long time.
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teehee
I mean how is it possible that you can't work out how to find their number online? Are you like 60 years old?
it doesn't. i already did that it just gives the number for the building. but it is a building of many departments, and my dentist is but one. they could give me the number or put me through you might say, but they don't. i've tried before
I reckon seeing prossies is healthier than watching porn
Really love how the entirety of the troubled history of the Balkans has culminated in underage lads shitposting on /balk/
State of you
Really love how the history of NZ has resulted in nothing
state of them not having a number easily available to view online tbph
this spacka can't even get a number for his dentist hahahaha
*intimidates you with big Norman forehead*
No doubt that bag of prawns will be chucked on the pile later today
Gizza job
Do they pack the bags for you in Chinese supermarkets?
Not even the NHS website has their number?
Not in Walmart
In smaller places they will
Dunno whats wrong with my arsehole right, but it hurts for some reason. Like someones had a finger up there or sommit
Awfully suspicious
Imagine being this good looking. You wouldn't post here, I know that much. You'd be too busy shagging.
nah just the number for the building it's in. which is a very similar number. I know because it's on the letters they send me. but theirs is slightly different in the last 3 digits and it doesn't seem to be anywhere online. quite a pickle but it's fine I'll walk up there at 9
I'm good looking and I still post here
i do, and I'm not
You'd think that wouldn't you......
Just phone up all 999 combinations
>walmart
mental
and he still got Bonged
They have Tesco too but I haven't been to it yet
was thinking about trying several different combinations of the last three digits that it might be. but I decided against it because I don't like talking to strangers on the telephone
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
If they don't say "Hello Spastic Dentist" just hang up
WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE:
hi
Hi, we got off on the wrong foot but have you tried googling the numbers you do know + Dentist?
i.e [area code]123456 Dentist
Yeah Tesco here too
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Grim
shit bun burger top left
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there's always the danger they might call back though
Gets worse
no they don't
Say "sorry wrong number"
>China has curly fries
unfair
listening to some epic fashwave while reading based peterson
raining outside
thats what i imagine one of the runts from brit to look like
I actually live in the first world and I've only seen one of these interactive screens in a maccy dees
Pretty decent ngl
Want to give the salty lemonade a try but don't want to waste money on it
when was the last time you went to one like 10 years a gan
whilst you're doing that, post fucking machines
I've often wondered why this general is called /brit/ when it's about pictures of China
should be called /chinapics/ or something, really
Imagine eating at maccas, christ....
A Chinese girl was telling me about she liked to drink fucking boiled coca-cola + ginger + salt in China. Fucking mental
Because it's 8 in the morning and I don't see you guys making good posts
That's not to say mine are good though
Vile
/brit/ is a melting pot of cultures, you intolerant tory twat!
what the FUCK this is way nicer than western McDonalds
Horny af
Poaching ham or gammon in coca cola is good shit yo
>varargin
keep reading virgin and thinking the code is mocking me haha
have you tried not being a virgin
Personal life's a mess, thinking of committing suicide so I can get a restart on life. However it'd destroy my siblings.
That being said I'll probably end up marrying some chick who's more successful than me, then ends up divorcing me. She'll probably end up being some former soldier, who routinely busts my civilian balls
maybe so, but drinking red hot coke sounds fucking disgusting.
maybe
Move to (South) East Asia and reduce the amount of contact you have with your family over time, then suicide
poo wank fart bum willy fart poo bum wank willy
nah your posts are good, we never really hear about what happens in China so it's always interesting
Now THIS is a britpost
any situs inversus man in
well good morning
Cheers lad
just made a complaint to the equality and human rights commission
will get a breakfast bap after I go dentist. this place near them does really good ones in fresh baked seeded baps with farm bacon and sausages. I literally cannot wait. am furiously salivating at the mere prospect
just say you're otherkin
mad how they can get away with this shit
One really worried thing about Maccies here is that no one cleans up their own tray and the staff do it when you leave
Animals
Thairad,
When is the best time of the year to visit Thailand and redpill me on Koh kut
White under-27's BTFO
aren't you supposed to wait an hour or so until you eat again
Get £500 or all Jews are exterminated, which do you choose?