How would your family feel if you brought home an American girl?

How would your family feel if you brought home an American girl?

>girl

Depends on the tonnage

Dios mio...

Wow was lexi always that fat? she looks like she added a few pounds

They'd be glad

>Wow was lexi always that fat?
Nah.

Lexi Belle morphed into Taco Belle

My dad is an Ameriboo so he'd be happy I suppose.

>We're too poor to feed this beast gringo

They'd be pretty happy since it could be my chance for a green card

> Lexi belly
> Taco Belle

What an hambeast. Would fuck but tell nobody.

this, actually

lexi is sexier with a little fat

She lost weight again. that was 1 year after retiring from B/G scenes in 2016

>B/G
big girls?

>we already have a dog

they'll call the police and american embassy unironically.
they've been trying to frame me in multiple shit till now

i love their meat

In case of lesbians?

>they'll call the police and american embassy unironically.
>they've been trying to frame me in multiple shit till now
Kek
Why?

Do Spaniards always steal?

>Lexi Belle morphed into Taco Belle

they'd be proud ofc

don't think our front door would be wide enough

Mom would be happy but mutt girl would call my mum a 'supporter of patriarchy'

surprise

>American girl
to fat for my taste

>live near canadian border
>go on dating website
>full of canadian girls wanting american dick

hehehe I'm gonna smash some maple syrup pussy

checks out

lel

Why are white pigs posting only sexual women's threads?
White pigs always think only sexual things

We are high testosterone alphas

Do all Japs crave white girls meat?

Patrician.

>full of canadian girls wanting american dick
There's no differnece between American dick and Canadian dick. Espically on the border.

They'd probably disown me.

Nah she lost weight not long after that scene

but one dick gets you out of soyboy canuckistan, and these bitches know that

ok so post some of that sweet jap boypussy for us

opposite reason nobody gives a shit about japan

Depends on her weight. My dad always told me that if I get a girlfriend who weighs more than myself, he would come to my house and beat me up so badly I wouldn't even remember that I had a girlfriend.

he only says that because he wants to take your fat GF and pork her

vikings are as vikings will, eternal chimps

Its fine when "ethnic" people do it.

It's a bit ironic since he's a lanky faggot and his last girlfriend probably was like 30kg heavier than him.

I hope he beats her in the fight

>30kg heavier than him.
jesus, so like 60kg -> 90kg?

Something along those lines, yes.