WHOOOOOOO

WHOOOOOOO

The fire rises!

Was it Armond White?

A-Armond??

Me and my GF liked it.

>3%

How will DRUMPF ever recover???

THE CRITIC THAT SAVED THE EMOJI MOVIE

Its happening! Again!

BETSYYYYYY

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Are the actors and producers freaking out on twitter yet?

>your last movie role will be playing shit in a shit movie

Could she... dare I say it, be /ourgal/?

>post yfw trump will finally be stumped

*breathes in*

NO. It was some woman who gave it a 3/5. You can decide whether to give a middling score a Fresh or Rotten icon. Watch this movie make its budget back 3 times overseas.

the fuck is consumerism and how is it measured?

It's from a site for parents and it's basically warning them that their dumb kids are gonna want to buy a bunch of stupid shit after seeing the movie.

if the movie is full of "buy our shit goy" it gets 5/5

How can Sony twist out of this one? Misogyny? Trump?

When the fuck is Armond going to show up?

Nobody expected it to be good. It's fucking based off of emojis. Just turn off your brain and take it for what it is and it is actually pretty enjoyable.

IT

WAS

HER

W A I T I N G

The one positive review is basically "yeah it sucks but it has positive messages so I'll go ahead and give it a good score!

VAGINA

I remember reading this one story years ago that said when she was interning in college, she interned for a democrat senator where she did "questionable" things to where that senator ending up calling her the most dangerous person he ever met.

lewd

SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE!!!

>telling people to turn their brains off

I am sick of that. Marvelfags did that for years, and I never got used to the stupidity of such a notion.

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So, you gave a positive review?
Lets talk about that.